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The Guy straightened himself as he looked towards the new comer as the man tilted an invisible hat towards them both. The man had a strange aura around him and reading a bit of the guy's mind, The Guy knew a little more than what he should know about the seemingly timid guy. Death was the man's other name or so it seemed that the man was a horseman apparently. But where was the horse? The Guy saw no horse but since this was something he read from the man's mind, The Guy decided not to bring that into the conversation. "Oh! A new player in the game of Life! Pick the piece you want good sir and we shall get starting with this conversation. Speaking of conversation, Mashira is right! Things are dieing around you! How fascinating a creature you are to be able to just walk around and suck the life out of pretty much anything that gets close to you! Speaking of death, I am sure that the Yin and Yang would want to go back to the afterlife to train with the dead Kages and that one Orochimaru fella. That snake man is a real charmer when it came to screwing you over with that bite of his to place a cursed seal that would end up making you his slave, slash, b***h. Oh, please take this dagger and stab me with it," shouted The Guy as a dagger appeared in his hand and he handed the tiny blade towards Jono, letting go of it even if Jono were to take it or not. The Guy then spun around while taking a few steps back before ripping the front of his shirt open to reveal his bare chest. "But on second thought, that would probably be a bad thing since I need to have this body intact for the hundreds of other personalities that have been formed within my psyche after the split. Besides, that dagger was a fake I made with my mind much like all of the reality that you perceive to be true," shouted the Guy as the dagger that was handed to Jono just faded into oblivion as not having been even real in the first place.

The Guy then started to circle the new comer Jono, looking him over and seeing a very faint aura around him, wondering if that was the aura of death that the guy was naming himself after within his head before snapping his fingers as if he just solved something. "You must be the real Mad Hatter! You tipped your hat towards us so that must mean that you must have a real top hat somewhere! Surely you must have a card in there that says ten over six as well. I mean look at yourself," said The Guy as he pointed to the top of Jono's head. There was now a green top hat, slightly opened at the top and a purple band around the base of the stock. And stuck inside the band was the ten over six card just sticking out of the hat itself. The Guy took a good look at Jono, his mouth twisted in thought while a hand was at his chin and the other hand holding up the other arm at the elbow. He suddenly shook his head while waving the hand that was on his chin in front of his face. As this went on, the green hat disappeared much like the dagger did. "No, no, no. This will NEVER do. Green is definitely not your color so that means you cannot be the Mad Hatter. But you are wearing the Kage outfit like that girl named Mashira over there so that must mean you are in charge of a village! But the word Kage means shadow in Japanese so that means you must be made of shadow, right?!"

The Guy walked over to Mashira and then started to poke her rapid fire, trying to see if she was made of smoke or shadow and then jumped back, as if surprised by the results that he found. "Oh dear me, oh my dear, you are not a shadow at the very least! You are a lie to your very name and title oh Kage of Twilight! And if that is the case that means you must not be made out of shadows either thought you are certainly emitting it from your person. You too are a fraud! And you know who else is a fraud? That man over there that tried to sell me a magical pendant that was to help give me good luck! As soon as I bought it, I found 2000 ryo just behind me! Can you believe it? 2000 ryo! That's not very lucky at all. If I was lucky, I would have found something like a bushel of apples to pelt at people! Much like I found a couple of minuets later that I borrowed and threw at the man who sold me that fake lucky pendant. And speaking of apples, what ever happened to that young boy named Johnny Appleseed? Poor chad just disappears from the history books after he supposedly planted acres of apple trees which we all know now was also a lie! He was just a wandering priest that enjoyed eating apples and spitting the seeds on the ground. What a fraud for having such a great song named after him! Serves him right to have badgers mauling him in the wild. Oh, what are badgers really? Are they more like possums or are they racoons? Oi, the idiot writing this stuff for me to say! I know you can just look on that database to find that out, so get looking already," shouted The Guy. The last bit, he stared up into the sky, raising a fist towards an imaginary person that was supposedly controlling him. To anyone watching this, they would probably think he was mad... Wait, he was mad... That is besides the point. "Oi, I was talking to you damn it! Look it up! And while you look it up, why the hell does no one else notice that everything is merely words that can be edited to favor one person's reality while screwing over another person's reality? I mean, you could say you stole their most favorite weapons and be holding it in my hands right now," shouted The Guy. As he said this, he was suddenly holding a Bone Saw, bloody and well rusted, in one of his hands. "Exactly! Just like that! Oh, here you can have this back Matsuri," said The Guy as he handed back the item that mysteriously had been put into his hand. He then looked back up into the sky and smiled as he just realized that Badgers were actually more like weasels."Ah there we go and nice way of letting me know what they are really like. At the very least it was not like if I were to just randomly blurt out hat Justin Beiber mysteriously banged a girl while he was 14 and that girl is suddenly pregnant... GOD DAMN IT! Why did you have to do it like that and what is the relevance to this reality you mean person who is controlling everything I am doing! Gah, where was I... Oh, nice to meet you Jono. I am simply, The Guy," said The Guy with a bow much like he gave Mashira but this time towards Jono.

The Guy put a hand on his chin and tilted his head as he looked at Mashira, thinking a little bit when she said that it was much more fun to just land on the body to make it splatter and have the guts come out. As he thought about that even more, he put on a face of disgust and said, "Oh no, no, no, no, no, and further more no! I do not want to get my pretty little dirty shoes dirty with the blood of someone. And especially since you guys share brotherhood with him by being fellow shadows of your village... Kages! There we go, fellow kages! After all, having been the Kage of Sand for a bit, at least I know that being a kage is like being bro's with the others around you that shares that title. I mean, look back to that epic war when Naruto and the remaining Kage's joined together to beat the living hell out of Madara and that masked faker who called himself Madara. You do not just destroy a body of a bro. That is the bro code! Speaking of bro code, Jono do you know the meaning behind the term, 'Bros before Hoes?' Why would a farming implement be used in an old saying such as that? Or is it so old that farmers would take care of each others problems before they would get to farming the crops? But if that were to happen, then nothing would get done right? I mean, everyone has Ninety Nine problems and surely a b***h is not one. I mean, they would have a male dog instead of a female dog because male dogs would not go into heat and get knocked up by wild strays or dogs from other owners when they Let The Dogs Out. And when one farmer let's the dogs out, they all know who let the dogs out to go huntin' for some poor fox who used to be friends with a blood hound... Whew that was a mouthful. And speaking of mouthfuls, have you all ever tried to eat spaghetti in one go? It is so hard to get that one strand to connect to the many other strands on the plate so you can just slurp it all in one slurp much like that stray with the dame behind that one Italian restaurant back in Jersey. Oh wait, but you guys would more than likely not know of that because you do not have extended presence of mind which apparently is given to those who are just flipping out of their GOD FORSAKEN MINDS! Huff... Huff... But I digress back to talking about spaghetti. I wonder how they ever thought up of such an item? Maybe they dug up worms and a kid thought they were edible before sticking a fork in there, twirled it and then ate it... That actually sounds a bit tasty if those worms were made out of gelatin and sugar and covered in chocolate sauce for the replacement of dirt... I want something with sugar in it now, maybe a little bit of Amp Energy Drink which is merely nothing but water and twelve spoonful of sugar. Really helps calm me down I think. Speaking of calm, what is with all the western zen yoga crap that is supposed to calm you down? All it is, is sitting around doing nothing but meditating on literally nothing while hundreds of millions of things try to slip into my mind! I mean, as I have omnipresence amongst all 700 personalities within my mind, I literally get 700 memories every second and people like you both wonders why I am out of my mind! I will tell you why I am out of my mind, and that is because someone stole my damn apple juice when I was six! I have been hunting that fellow ever since and I became a ninja to further my search only to realize! ... I was the culprit! Shock, Gasp, Amazement! I should not even be alive anymore with a shard of a bone in my heart and somewhere in my back against the wall and I am not even making any sense anymore. Are we going to hunt down that man or not because if you are not I have better things to do than to stay here and shoot small talk with you all like I can be shooting the moon with imaginary kunai and shurikens from a hand crank repeater from the Fourth Naruto Movie that involves the Village Hidden in the Snow."

The Guy paused... An awkward pause it was as he just stood there, staring at them both wide eyed, one of them having the bottom eyelid twitching before saying, "And you are just standing there when we can go out there and possibly kill this man, why? Lets go already!"

Lilith stepped off of the boat that led from the multiple villages of Hidden Federation, to the Hidden Village of Night. She had to hop off of the boat to land on the docks that were located just outside of the village. She landed, the boards of the dock making a creaking noise, like an old floor board. She slowly walked off of the wooden dock, and on to dry ground. Hidden Night was visible from this point, she was able to see it while still riding the boat. The village was..... much smaller than she expected. But no matter, it was her first visit of a independent hidden village. She walked towards the small village, following the dirt path, the night sky casting shadows all across the path from the branches, and various trees a long side of the path.

After a short walk, Lilith approached the front gates. They were dimmly lit, giving off a grim vibe. Lilith would fit in great in this town if that was the case. She walked through the gates, and began to walk down the road, not quite sure where she was heading. The buildings and homes looked rinkidy and run down. Was the village poor? Maybe she was just in a poor area, she was a bit shocked at what she was seeing. She was half tempted to get back on the boat, and leave this village. That was the case until she heard a villager begin talking about some assassin. This little eavesdrop some what intrigued her. Perhaps that was the feeling she felt when she entered the village. This was more like the feeling she expected to get from the village name Hidden Night.

She listened to the two villagers speak, keeping herself hidden in shadow as they did. Her eyes the only thing that could give away her position, if they were paying enough attention to catch the low dark auburn glow they were emitting. She grinned, and eventually grew bored as she listened to the two start talking about a different topic, one that was completely uninteresting, at least to Lilith. She exited the shadows, quietly to be sure that the two wouldn't notice her eaves dropping.

Lilith walked towards the center of town. She wasn't going to try and stop this assassin. She encouraged his actions, as long as he didn't try and attack her of course. She knew her limits, and from the sound of this assassin, she couldn't fight him alone. Hopefully he would leave her alone; she wouldn't want to interrupt the chaos he was trying to cause. She was only in Hidden Night to learn a few jutsus that the village offered. She wasn’t a social butterfly, her personality was cold and uncaring. All of her stops she would make on her journey would be strictly business. Arrive, train hard and fast, and leave just as fast if she could. She has been in luck, the past few villages she has visited, no one has chosen to spoke to her. Which she wouldn’t complain about, she was a fan of solitude.

She stood in the center of the village, the villages center had some resturaunts, places to lounge, an inn, and a bench, which sat in the center of the walkway. The bench was dully illuminated by a street light, and otherwise surrounded by darkness. It looked like something straight out of a horror movie, where one would go to sit just before the monster would come through the shadows, forcing the light off, and devouring the poor soul who chose this gloomy spot to rest. She chose to skip past the bench, and head for an inn. She needed some rest, she had been busy and traveling for a few days. She walked in to the inn, slowly closing the door behind her, making as little noise as possible. She walked up to the counter where the inn keeper stood and was greeted by her with a half smile. Lilith stared up at her the ring in her eyes slowly beginning to turn. Lilith didn’t know why, but she had the urge to lean over the counter and kill this person. She was too tired to deal with this urge, and just shook her head, trying to force the thought out. The first time Lilith has spoken in over a week, she said with her soft quiet voice. “I need a room please…” She reached into her pocket and handed the inn keeper all of the money Lilith had left. The inn keeper in return handed Lilith a key to her room. She was on the top floor of the building, last room on the left. Lilith took the key, as the Inn keeper spoke saying ‘Have a good evening.’ Lilith stopped in her tracks as she heard the voice, and just ignored her continuing to head towards her room. She made her way up the few flights of stairs until she has finally reached the top floor. She walked down the hall quickly, knowing that she was close to finally being able to kick her feet up and rest.

She used her room key to unlock the door, entering it quickly, and slamming it shut behind her. Locking the door. She looked around the room, which was nicer than she had expected, though she could careless of its condition. She just wanted to rest. She approached the bed and plopped herself on it, bouncing up in the air lightly before landing softly on the bed. She yawned and stretched her arms out in to the air, staring up at her hands. She let her hands fall down on to the bed. She rolled on to her right side, and looked out the window and slid her hands up under the pillow. She looked like a sweet girl all curled up in the blankets. But she had a deep dark evil that lurked in side of her. She closed her eyes slowly falling asleep.




Word Count: 1003
Double word day: 2006


Jutsu Learned: Freeze No Jutsu- Able to do a handseal that sends a ball of ice and freeze
the opponent in place- 600 [n]
Disabler- Sending out a ghostly fireball it will disable the opponent for free hits. -600- [n]
Shadow Throw: One can send out a shadow that would grab and throw his opponent into the air.-800- [n]








-- Lilith --
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 95lbs
Weapons: None
Mood: Intrigued, tired
Area: Hidden Night
Total Chakra Points: 17,464
Usuable Chakra Points: 247
Current Jutsu: N/A



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Lilith woke up shortly after falling asleep. It was still dark outside, but she assumed by the name of the village, that the village was in a constant status of darkness. She pushed herself up with her right arm, pushing the covers off of her body. She rubbed her eyes with her left forearm, feeling much more rested and energized than before. She twisted her body so that her legs would hang off of the bed, her feet touching the cold floor. She rose of from the bed, and stretched out her back, while stretching her arms over her head. She yawned and let out a light squeak, before dropping her arms back down to her side. She didn't sleep much, only needing a few hours of sleep to keep her going for a week. But even a demon needed her rest sometimes.

She looked around the room noticing she had no belongings, and worst off she had no money to even buy anything. She let out a soft sigh at the realization. She would have to acquire some money, that way she could buy items and, a pack. She literally only had the clothes she was wearing as luggage. Knowing what she would have to do to make some money, she exited the room that she was renting out, being sure to close it and lock the door behind her. She made her way down stairs, passing by the Inn Keeper, who was too busy reading a book to notice Lilith walk past her and exit the Inn. She looked over at the bench that was before dully lit. It was now out, and she wondered if someone did fall victim to a monster in the darkness as she day dreamed before.

She would have to use the shadows to her advantage for what she was about to do. She didn't like resorting to theft, but she at this point didn't have much of an option. She walked around the corner of the inn, using the shadows to conceal herself as she began to focus chakra in to her hands using the hand signs for the jutsus she learned in the academy. She would combine the two, one to make a clone, the other to alter the image of the clone. She would try to deceive the owner of the store to leave the cash register unattended. That's when she would hopefully be able to sneak in and grab the cash that was unguarded. The clone appeared next to her, but instead of matching her appearance, it had the appearance of a young boy. She nodded her head to the boy, and he quickly turned and towards the inn and entered it, tears streaming down his face. He ran up to the counter crying, as the inn keeper walked around the counter, and approached him. "Please help me, I lost my mommy. I was outside and the street light went out and I can't see anything!" The boy said as his bottom lip trembled when he spoke. The inn keeper responded patting the boy on his head. She said some reassuring words to the young child and led him outside. As soon as the two were out of the room Lilith quickly entered the inn, heading straight for the cash register. She opened it and grabbed all of the money that was inside. From the looks of it, it was only a few bucks more than the money she initially had, but it was plenty for now. She quickly, but extremely quietly exited the inn, closing the door behind her. The boy clone she created disappeared right in front of the Inn keeper. The inn keeper instantly knew what happened. She ran in to the inn, and saw the register open. She knew it was too late and let out a sigh of frustration, walking behind the desk and slamming the register closed. Luckily for Lilith she had no clue that she was responsible for the dirty deed.

Lilith stood in the ally way, some what disappointed in herself for stealing. She had no issue murdering the inn keeper, but she didn't consider herself a thief. It would be the last time she did anything of that sort again. At least now she had money, and would be able to buy a pack and other supplies she needed. She exited the alley way, being sure to scan the area making sure it was clear before she stepped out. It was and she entered the street. She made her way down the street, looking for a local shop. She found one and entered it, searching through seeing things she may need. She grabbed a pack to carry supplies in, and some scrolls and brought it up to the counter. The man stared at and gave her the price. She reached in to her pocket, passing over some of the money she had to him, before shoving the scrolls into her pack, and slipping the pack on to her back. She exited the store and walked out in to the street once more. She walked down the road, her arms folded across her chest. She began to wonder about the rumor of the assassin. She wondered if it was true, or if it was just simply a rumor. Either way she wouldn’t stay in the town much longer, and wouldn’t be able to find that out. She just needed to stop and rest from her journey, which she did. And she now had more money and a new pack with some scrolls in it.

She decided to return to the Inn and give the Inn keeper back the key to the room. She wondered if the Inn keeper suspected her. She doubted it though; there was no evidence that she did it. Lilith approached the inn and opened the door. She looked inside and saw the girl sitting behind the counter, reading her book once more. Lilith approached the counter, key in hand already. She slid the key on to the counter in front of the girl, who looked up from her book and looked at Lilith. She proceeded to talk to Lilith about the events that just transpired. Lilith already knew about them for obvious reasons. But even if she didn’t she could care less about the girls petty problems. She just stared at her, the ring in her eye beginning to spin extremely fast, as she grew impatient. But she had to listen to play it off that she was interested. She wouldn’t want to be suspected for the crime that she committed. She nodded her head, as the girl spoke waiting for her stupid story to finally be finished. The Inn keeper finally finished her spiel about the robbery and Lilith shook her head, pretending she was actually listening. “I am sorry to hear that. That’s an unfortunate chain of events that occurred.” The inn keeper nodded her head in agreement and smiled, saying good bye to Lilith. Lilith turn away from the Inn keeper, and walked towards the exit leaving the Inn.

It was time for Lilith to leave this village, and make her way to her next stop, though she wasn’t even sure on where she was heading to next. She walked down the dark roads slowly making her way to the village gates, looking around, noticing no villagers were out at the moment. She walked through the now desolate streets, finally reaching the front gates of the village. She walked through them, exiting heading down the shadowy path that led to the docks. She would have to take another boat ride. The wind gusted, her hair around whipping it back and forth. Her clothes also rippling from the strong gust of wind. It almost didn’t feel natural. She turned around and looked at the village once more. She smirked, the feeling she got made her mind up on the fact that there was an assassin in the village. She felt that the gust of wind was somewhat of an omen. She is glad she exited the village before the assassin could get the chance to meet her. She turned on her heel and continued towards the docks, walking on to the wooden dock. There were no boats in currently, so she would have to stand and wait until one arrived. Luckily, this would give her time to think of her next stop.



Word Count: 1408
Double word day: 2816


Jutsu Learned: Shock wave- Doing a set of handseals the user can create a Shockwave of chakra- 900 Skill Points [n]
Ice River- Able to create a river that freezes everything on touch- 900 Skill Points [n]
Mystic Bomb:One hits the ground with extreme force causing a shockwave. -1000- [n]

All Jutsus learned: Jutsu Learned: Freeze No Jutsu- Able to do a handseal that sends a ball of ice and freeze
the opponent in place- 600 [n]
Disabler- Sending out a ghostly fireball it will disable the opponent for free hits. -600- [n]
Shadow Throw: One can send out a shadow that would grab and throw his opponent into the air.-800- [n]
Shock wave- Doing a set of handseals the user can create a Shockwave of chakra- 900 Skill Points [n]
Ice River- Able to create a river that freezes everything on touch- 900 Skill Points [n]
Mystic Bomb:One hits the ground with extreme force causing a shockwave. -1000- [n]









-- Lilith --
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 95lbs
Weapons: None
Mood: Intrigued, tired
Area: Hidden Night
Total Chakra Points: 20,280
Usuable Chakra Points: 263
Current Jutsu: N/A



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