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 Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:27 pm
Vanilla: Ummm, sure... just not the extract, that's nasty. You're good in ice cream though!
Am I scaring you?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:28 pm
Nah...
Why do rubber bands stretch?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:30 pm
God spat on them and said, "Let there be elasticity!"
What is highest 32-bit integer?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:32 pm
Necro: What's the higest wha? Oh, I'd say 6'3".
Am I making any sense? What would you do to me for my sense/lack of sense-making?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:32 pm
Kick you.
Why is light bright?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:35 pm
It's craaazzyyyyy.
Why do boat and float rhyme?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:40 pm
cuz boats float, dur.
what is your a**'s name?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:41 pm
Gary
Why does science almost always prove religion wrong?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:44 pm
Because there's no show called "Fullmetal Priest".
Why are blue jeans blue?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:44 pm
because there is no such thing as "purple jeans"
why do you taste good in ice cream?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:46 pm
Because I have cocaine in me.
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:49 pm
No, but I did head back to the Milky Way.
Why do old people have saggy skin?
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:53 pm
Necro: It's part of the old people secret society dress code... saggy skin and a weird smell is required.
The question is, do hospitals smell like old people, or do old people smell like hospitals? Explain your reasoning. (*feels like a teacher giving a test*)
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:54 pm
because their bones shrink and their skin doesnt O.o
why are some people gay? (don't take this offensively if you are sweatdrop )
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:00 pm
Because they were born that way.
Why do pencils erase?
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