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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 6:49 pm
Peyton froze at the voice, eyes going wide as she looked at the person now standing before the pod she was still standing in, then narrowing as she registered what exactly he'd said. "Excuse me?"
She had no idea where she was or how she'd gotten there. Her mouth tasted like.. She didn't even want to think about it, but it was not pleasant. And to top it all off, some douche was all up in her face and seemingly insulted that she had a pair of breasts instead of a d**k. Really now. What. The. ********? She stared at him, scowling, before grabbing the side of the pod and using it to pull herself forward so she could get the hell out of the damn thing.
"My bad," she snapped, lavender eyes rolling as she made her carefully way out of the contraction. "Next time I'll just pack my c**k when I decide to take a really ******** long nap." When she managed to take a step without immediately falling on her face she felt a little better. Tentatively she took another, then another. "Now if you'll excuse me....?" She left it open for him to introduce himself, then remembered she didn't care. "I need to figure out where I am, so I can get the ******** out of here."
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 6:56 pm
At the stream of profanity the newly awakened hunter hit out with, Rep simply set his hands on his hips and gave her just about the most bitchy look he could muster. He was expected to help this? Part of him wondered if he could just smother her and call it a pod fatality right off the bat. But there was probably more paperwork to fill out for that than flat out bundling her out the door and making her someone else's problem and letting her get herself murdered.
"Aye. You should." he snapped back. "Or just die before waking up maybe, the last ******** thing we need here is more hormones and v****a running around." He snorted. "Well. I'm Rep, the unfortunate c**t who is left to introduce you to the place, so if you'll kindly shut the ******** up and wait a minute - I know it's hard for women to shut their blowholes for five minutes - I'll explain."
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 7:02 pm
Peyton may, or may not, have bared her teeth at the red head as he commanded she shut her pie whole so he could explain. "Fine." Tone implied she was doing it more to figure out what was going on, then because she had any desire what-so-ever to listen to him.
She ceased her attempts at walking normally, crossed her arms, and stared up at the large man, a single blonde brow arching expectantly. "Well?"
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 7:08 pm
Rep's glare melted into the most saccharine smile he could manage. "Good girl." he purred patronisingly. "Well. You are on Deus Ex Machina. An island somewhere in the ******** bermuda triangle. You are now a hunter whether you like it or not. We hunt monsters, dragons, all sorts of ******** horrible s**t. Everything you saw in movies, everything little kids are afraid of it's real. And it will try to kill you. You'll get a weapon, hell, one's waiting for you in a ******** cave you need to go to, it'll get in your head and you'll be able to summon it. Sound like a crock of s**t? It does, you'll see how ******** true all of it is soon enough."
He steepled his hands. "Questions?"
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 7:27 pm
The smile was more irritating then the glare, and Peyton felt the nerve of one eye beginning to twitch as he began his explanation of things. It made her frown, sneer softening just slightly as what he said sunk in. "So the shadows are real?" She still sounded pissed, but a little of the pure loathing had leaked away. The shadows had been plaguing her since she was little, and for the whole of her life she'd been told they were figments of her imagination, or worse, cries for attention. If they were real...
Well, it didn't exactly make her feel better, but there was a certain measure of indescribable relief that came along with knowing that she wasn't crazy.
Wait, what was it he'd said about weapons? "I have a weapon waiting for me somewhere in a cave?" It was hard to keep the disbelief out of her voice.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 7:32 pm
"WAIT WAIT WAIT!!" Suddenly, there was a tall, gangly man in a long white and orange coat armed with an eager smile and a guitar. "REP, WAIT I GOT THIS!" He panted, and only took two breaths once he caught up to them before he began strumming-
"They come from the darkest lands With claws and malice in their hands To reap Fear and sorrow and misery But we just can't let that be..."
The tempo picked up and his expression gained enthusiasm.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 7:34 pm
"Aye. There's a cave where they keep the ******** tablets, you'll get your bonded weapo-"
He was cut off as Jerry charged up in a blur of enthusiasm and started to sing. Rep blinked slowly at him.
"This is Jerry." he said grimly.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 7:36 pm
{ Awakening} Burning sensation, it was the last feeling she felt before her very life left her. She was suppose to be dead, and yet she was having these visions of a battle, of a life she wanted more then anything. It was never ending, and she wanted nothing more then for it to stop.
So when it suddenly did, it left the poor young woman confused.
It first started with tingles at her fingertips, as what should have been the end, was actually not. Slowly within one of the pods, she stirs. Her eyes slowly opening opening to close from the light that burned. It wasn't that bright, and yet she wasn't prepared for it. Her chest rose and fell slowly as she tries to bring air back into her lungs.
Where was she...? How did she get here?
Slowly opening her eyes this time, she was prepared for the light as she licks her very dry lips. She glance around for a brief moment, still very confused as to how and why she come to this place. Lifting a single hand, as if to test the air in front of her, she taps the glass. Within seconds it vanished and she could hear a voice.
Leaning forward, she wraps her hand slightly around the pod as she looks to the other three, a small frown forming "You have got to be ******** kidding me....?" this wasn't what she wanted to see at the very moment.Baneful Hi, I was told to come join. <3
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 7:42 pm
Suddenly it was a musical?
The nerve beside Peyton's eye began to twitch faster as the new arrival began to sing to her, and she had to fight down the sudden urge to smash that guitar right over his gangly head. She controlled herself.. barely.
It helped that just then another pod gave a great hiss as it opened and another newly awaken hunter looked out at the small gathering that was congregated there. Peyton regarded the other girl was an appraising sort of look before turning her head to stare up at Rep expectantly. "You gunna piss and moan about her having tits, too?" She jacked a thumb back at the new girl.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 8:14 pm
As the second pod hissed open, Jerry seemed to erupt with more enthusiasm, radiating like sparkles behind his glasses, mop of hair and web of scars.
The guitar picked up tempo.
"Welcome to Deeeeus! You've awakened now cut loose! We're soldiers in a war unseeeeeen! Welcome to Deeeus! Those creatures may be a bit obtuse but our might and weapons will make THEM scream!
You've been recruited! To Deus you have saluted, Your weapon is just as thrilled to meet you! Through trials, horrors, dragon's fire, We will fight and purge and aspire To rid the world of our darkest fears! Welcome to deus, you're a Hunter for the rest of your years!"
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 8:15 pm
It had been so quiet. Wonderfully quiet. Now all hell had broken loose in the pod room and Rep felt like it was noisy enough to wake the dead. Turned out that it actually was.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Hissssss.
Because Jerry's caterwauling wasn't enough on it's own to fray Rep's nerves to ribbons, things just had to get even more chaotic and insufferable as the warning beeps sounded on another pod. He whirled on his heel to face the machinery, realised he was dealing with another female sleeper and snarled irritably.
"Oh for ******** sake!." He jabbed an accusing finger at the blinking lights. "No one ******** told me it was ladies night in here tonight or I'd have brought some ******** gags." Pey got a sudden glare. "And at least she has tits, smartarse."
Wandering over to the hopefully less abrasive woman he raised his voice over the din. "I'm Rep - the lunatic with the guitar is Jerry. Welcome to Deus Ex ******** Machina!"
For once in his life he felt like the Life coat fit as he bundled up paperwork for the two women currently making his life a hassle. "Makayla right?" he said, mispronouncing her name entirely as he tapped the page - ******** knew where he'd managed to find a clipboard down here.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 8:29 pm
Makayla didn't know what pissed her off more, the damn man with the guitar, or the one who just royal ******** up her name. Turning her greens up to him, she bites her tongue for a moment before she nods "Ayla is fine. Rep...is it?" she gives him the sweetest smile she can before she narrows her eyes "Would you kindly tell the one with the guitar to shut it, or I will be ripping it from his hands and shoving it up his..." she breaths for a moment stopping herself before she goes to far.
Leaning back in the pod, she push her hands through her hair for a moment as she tries not to scoff at the mention of her chest. Yes she had one, and thank you for pointing it out, you a**. Rolling her eyes, she looks towards the girl "This is the welcoming group? If so, I think I rather go back to sleep and deal with the damn dreams again, ******** hell."
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 8:37 pm
"Oh right, pointing out my lack of chest. That's original." She smiled, for a second, then snorted. "Not."
A twitch of her head threw blonde and pink curls over her shoulder as she turned back to the other new hunter that was still in the pod. Her snark, and desire to mangle the guitar, earned her a twitch of lips that might have been a smile. Might. You shouldn't get your hopes up though.
It was nearly impossible to hold anything even resembling a normal conversation at the moment though, and they had Jerry to thank for that. Well past sick of the singing, the petite teen turned and strode up to the much tall man, and reached out to grab the neck of the instrument so his cords would be well and truly ******** up. After a secondshe forced a very unconvincing smile, along with a sugary tone. "HI, Thanks for that!" A moment later the act was dropped, and Jerry would find himself staring down at a surly teen once again. "But you can totally stop making our ears bleed now. I think we've been through enough, don't you?"
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 9:04 pm
Jerry blinked down at the young lady with raised brows. In all of his years at deus, no one had had the audacity to touch his guitar without consent. Even if they wanted him to shut up.
"I hope you found it informative, Miss!" He kept his enthusiastic smile, all the same. Push forward. He was feeling great, and not even this green-gilled brat could dampen his spirits. He had a date tomorrow. "And I'd advise you to show a little more respect around your ranking superiors- you're lucky Rep and I are friendly, or you would have lost that hand."
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 9:07 pm
"Feel free to tell him yourself. He doesn't listen to me." Rep replied to Ayla, making a curt little bowing gesture and stepping aside. "Though you probably don't want to set him off before you get a weapon or you'll be a very short lived b***h indeed, sorter than most. Your priorities should be." He held up a finger. "One. Getting your weapon from the cave. Two. ******** antagonising Jerry. "
He gave her that same saccharine smile he'd given Pey. "And feel free to go back to sleep, most die there and never wake up. Or you can stay here and only maybe die quietly."
Raising a brow at Pey he took one single step back from Jerry and the new huntress as she grabbed his precious guitar. If it was him, he'd have put her through a wall. With Jerry there was no ******** way to tell how he'd react to someone touching it.
He actually backed Jerry up. "Aye, smartarse." Apparently this was becoming a nickname. "Both of us are ******** specialised hunters. We don't pull rank like some people do. But you just found a pretty fast ******** way to die here. And people do die. You guys are...disposable. We don't look the way we do from hugs and s**t." he gestured at his own scars before waving vaguely at Jerry's
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