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 Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:29 am
I told you they had heating there!
I'm calling from jail because I got lost.
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Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:30 pm
I told you that your GPS wasn't accurate!
I'm calling from jail because I couldn't find my date.
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Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:54 pm
I told you blind dates wasn't worth it!~ sad
I'm calling from jail because I didn't eat my vegetables~
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:32 am
I told you when you visit vegetable village to always eat your veggies!
I'm calling from jail because I got my sleeve all wet...
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:49 pm
I told you they would think that counts as a wet t-shirt contest. :c
I'm calling from jail because I shaved my cat...
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:41 pm
I told you your cat would call the police on you!
I'm calling from jail because I got caught sneaking into the movies.
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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:39 pm
Why sneak in when you can download and watch from home? Hypothetically...
I'm calling from jail because my pug had to have a real pearl necklace so I picked on up from local jewellery store and conveniently forgot to pay.
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:19 pm
I told you jewelry isn't for doggies!
I'm calling from jail because I lost a shoe.
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Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:36 pm
Why didn't you call sooner? Don't you know I have tons of shoes? This totally was avoidable! I'm calling from jail because I planted some seeds someone gave me... stare 
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Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:04 pm
I told you not to trust the shady guys that hide out behind the store.
I'm calling from jail because I broke a nail.
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:43 pm
I told you that fighting me and my sister was pointless! twisted
I am calling from jail because I fed on helpless Gaians. Though why this is a problem is unclear....
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Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:03 pm
I told you they couldn't handle your godly powers!
I am calling from jail because I stared into a cat's stare too long.
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Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:56 pm
I told you not to stare into the sun!
I'm calling from jail because I stole the tap-dancing spider from the circus.
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Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:39 am
I told you that spider was going to tap it's way to your demise
I'm calling from jail because I sang in the shower (damn it)
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Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:53 pm
I told you not to sing Float On by Modest Mouse too loud! (Starts with: I backed my car into a cop car the other day...)
I'm calling from jail because I'm really bad at prank calls...
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