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 Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:22 pm
I pick up the KU shirt. Thinking I betrayed them, UNLV students kill me by dropping me from the roof of the concert hall on campus.
I drop my Tenor drums (Quads for those who don't know).
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:44 pm
I pick up the Quads and put them on, and play them perfectly. The drum major see's this and throws me out to the wolves(the percussion) and they kill me because im a Trumpet, not a percussionist.
I drop my cornet(a little bit smaller than a trumpet)
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 4:39 pm
OHMYGOSH A MINI TRUMPET!!! i pick it up and then procede to play it. unfourtunatly i get aids and die...
i drop my cracked piccolo
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:21 pm
i pick up the cracked piccolo and since im not very gently, i break it. a piece flies into my eye and i die of herpes.
i drop my bracelet that says "Victory" on it.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:55 pm
wonderig why theres a bracelet that says victory on it laying in the middle of the road next to a broken piccolo i casually walk past them gawking when im run over by a tanker. i drop my blankie. xD
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 2:18 pm
i walk past the blankie. it explodes, killing me instantly
i drop my headphones
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:28 pm
I pick up the headphones but catch Swine Flue from them and die in the hospital three days later.
I drop a 5 gallon bucket full of Buckeyes (a type of poisonous nut).
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:03 pm
I eat a nut. Turns out it had the H1N1 virus injected into it shortly before.
i drop Before I Die (a book)
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:16 pm
I pick up the book and begin reading it. Unbeknown to me it is an original 'Twilight' script and I am soon mobbed to death by a hoard of screaming teenage girls.
I drop a jar of Pickles.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:47 pm
I despise pickles. They find this out and turn into flesh eating zombies. I diie
(Before I Die is nothing like twilight. its about a girl who has cancer and makes a list of stuff to do before she dies.)
I drop The Fray's How To Save A Life CD
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:20 pm
The CD cuts me in half and I fall open like a split apple.
I drop a jar of White Out.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:07 pm
i eat the white out thinking its mayonaise(wtf?haha). i die of spontanious combustion.
i drop my paint covered clothes
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:37 am
I smell the paint too much and die from suffocation
I drop the number 666
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:40 am
I pick up the number 666 and catch 666 types of STDs. I die shortly after.
I drop a chicken pot pie.
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:51 pm
i eat teh chicken pot pie and die of the bird flu.
i drop my anger
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