Pad Chief
What's wrong with SAFEbooru? I use it all the time. There's nothing explicit in nature on it. I'm sure.
Nothing is safe when it comes to something with the word "SAFE" in it. Back then, maybe when I was 8, I used to live by this supermarket named Safeway. One day when I was in the toys section where I always bought my gundam models (I used to have a ton of Zakus), an old lady in a wrecked up car suddenly SMASHES into the automatic door, which ironically had a sign saying "out." The front was mostly made out of glass so customers could see what they had for sail. The car shattered 75% of the glass and sent it flying. A few even landed around where I was choosing between "MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai" or a "Zanzibar-class mobile cruiser." The lesson is SAFEWAY IS NOT FREAKING SAFE! (and probably neither is safebooru. Watch out for cars and old ladys in safebooru).
(I ended up buying my 5th Rick-Dom model that day)