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 Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:21 am
Because it tastes like chicken.
What is the air velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:43 pm
3 knots an hour Southwest, as the crow flies.
2+2= ?
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:35 pm
-100
Why is math soooooooooo hard?
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:12 pm
Because you are bloned! BA-DUM-BUM!! =p
Why is paper white?
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:24 am
Because of the president of course!!
Why are pirates called pirates?
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:56 am
bc at first they stole dvds which is called piracy
Why does martin luther king jr. have a holiday and no one else does?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:33 pm
Because he is the one true Pimp.
Why is the grass green?
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:31 pm
Because Bob Marley said so.
Who.....is..... The Painkiller?
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:41 am
Your teacher.
Why do we have school?
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:01 pm
bc the teachers want 2 brainwash us.
Why is life so complicated?
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:00 pm
Because if it were easy their would be no one to clean the public toilets.
Why do we pay taxes?
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:03 pm
bc everyone is rich and they want to give it to charity.
why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:30 pm
Because God hasn't taken a leek yet.
Why are post-its yellow?
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:00 pm
bc they ran out of white paper.
why are people mean to other people?
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