|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:12 pm
You eat it and it's delicious, but now A grizzly bear is tearing up you intestines, making you die.
I wish that the sky was green!
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:04 am
Granted.But the green is from pollution and the world explodes.
I wish for NO SHAKY!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:47 pm
Granted, but because no one can understand what you just said you end up wishing the great and terrible Noh Shakee monster into existence, and it destroys all of reality.
I wish for a penny.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:30 pm
Granted but it is a giant penny and crushes your car.
I wish for the wish that you don't know what it is.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:11 pm
Granted, but you don't know either and wasted your last wish.
I wish for zero.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:03 am
granted, you are now nothing and cease to exist.
I wish I could function perfectly without sleep forever.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:26 am
Granted but your body begins to break down early.
I wish to have one real dollar bill that isn't counterfeit and couldn't move or be destroyed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:44 am
Granted but it was from a bank robbery and you get arrested for the crime.
I wish everybody would dance.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:10 am
Granted, but their legs dance off and start kicking you
I wish for cake.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:45 pm
Granted but the cake is a lie.
I wish I never had to speak to annoying people.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:24 pm
Granted but you have nobody to talk to but your mind and you go crazy.
I wish for the truth.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:40 pm
Granted, but all of the lies better left unsaid come back to haunt you, and you find that your life was a lie, everything you've learned was made up by the government, there's no such thing as the internet, and the sun could burn out and leave the world cold and motionless any minute now...
I wish for a corrupted wish.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:27 am
Granted, you got nothing and is struck by lightning and sent into a coma where you went into cardiac arrest and meet Michael Jackson and is sent to be his servant till the eternity of time which is 1/100000000000 slower than human time.
I wish for a leaf.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:19 pm
granted, you get a leaf that is soon blown away by the wind
I wish I could control fire
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:51 am
A magical fairy flies by, she grants you your wish and ta-daah! You control fire, actually after a while you BECOME fire and you accidentally fall into a pond and die, too bad
I wish I had a cure for all diseases in the world
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
