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 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:18 am
Granted.. but you now suffer from tourettes (sp?) in both verbal and written form, making all of your work an editors nightmare and no-one wants to do it...
I wish I wasn't in such a down mood...
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:49 am
granted.... you are no longer in a down mood because now you are a mean and self centered person that doesn't care about anyone else in the world but yourself therefore not letting anything bother you that doesn't have to do with you and in the present.
yes the spelling was correct by the way...... F%@K! ^.^
I wish that I get many positive responses to all my job applications I have so that I have a choice of which job I would like to take.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:21 am
Granted, but the only jobs you qualify for suck.
I wish I could wake up tomorrow and find that everything's been moved into the new place overnight.
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:32 pm
granted.. unfortunately the place is robbed before you get there and the only thing left is a note saying: "Thanks for having it all packed up for us and ready to go!"
I wish I could get a decent nights sleep for once..
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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:43 am
Granted...but you awaken next to a big woman named Tiny who is your cell mate in prison.
I wish dog poop was stink-free.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:25 pm
granted dog poop is now odorless however dogs now smell like hot crap. eek
I wish I won the lottery and flew all the AGA for two weeks at Disney world together. ^.^
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:45 pm
Granted! But I am such a pain in the a**, I ruin it for everybody.
I wish I had better parents.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:48 pm
Granted, but they're so concerned for your welfare and happiness that they're constantly hanging all over you, so you never have a moments' peace from them.
I wish the person I liked was willing to make it official.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:24 pm
Granted! You are officially together, and in your rush of love you run away to Vegas together to elope. only he never told you about his snoring that keeps you up all night, and his pet cat that he didn't tell you about that hates you. OH and your family and in-laws come over every Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday for dinner.
I wish I had the start up money for my tea house.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:06 pm
Granted, but it needs to be located in a bad neighborhood and you'll need to keep the windows boarded up. All the time.
I wish for a job that doesn't involve interacting with the public at large.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:02 am
Granted! You get a well paying job as part of a research grant studying the effects of long term isolation in small spaces. You spend two years with no interaction of any kind with other people.
I wish I better at plumbing repairs.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:03 am
Granted, but now, no matter how hard you try, you suffer incredible plumbers' crack and smell like a septic tank.
I wish I had a bed.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:41 pm
Granted! You now have a gloriously large and comfortable bed. It's so warm and soft and perfect that you are unable to ever leave it again.
I wish I had a house elf like in Harry Potter to do the house cleaning and cooking.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:46 am
Granted.. but now like some-one else's house elf, yours starts stealing, hiding and hoarding all of your shiny objects.
I wish I had a never ending supply of Mountain Dew.
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:53 am
Granted, but you will drink so much of it that your tongue permanently turns green, and the high levels of sugar and caffeine make you so hyper that you're never able to sleep again.
I wish I had a million dollar shopping spree to spend at Forever 21! blaugh
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