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 Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:36 pm
I HAD A WWEEEIIRRDD DREAM ok this was my dream ok Daron was in my room ( somkeing something) and then the ice cream man went to my house and we said "ICE CREAM!" and Daron said "Go buy me an ice cream! i want one now" and he gave me fake money then i said "Ok daron" so i went to get him ice cream and Shavo was the ice cream man and i said "Hi dude, can i have so ice cream?" and he said "Ok, here you go" it was plastic ice cream O.o and so i went back into my room with the fake ice cream...and daron was...playing...with himself and i said "DARON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" then he said "Uh yyeeaahhh. Dont do drugs" then i said "But you do drugs.." then he said "SHUT UP NO I DONT!!!" then i was crying and he said "I'm sorry!!! well can i have my ice cream??" then we were smileing and eating the fake ice cream.........
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:38 pm
Ginngi Banana_Terracotta_Pie Washulove ^Angel528 *slaps five dolla bill on the table* NOW GIMMIE!! Ooh! Me likey! Me likey! *gives a fake Serj kitty* lol xD what a cool dream. aww the system kittys are so cute. ( i want the Daron one O.o) 3nodding SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok dream time. I was listining to a mix of soad songs in a room one day and suddenly the band just appears so i jump up and am like soad right here then the room starts to change and the ceiling becomes a sky or something and it gets all cosmic like. So i stare at them and Daron starts singing, then this random black woman sings too and Daron stops, i'm thinking who r u? All of a sudden Kyla pratt sings too and Daron starts to fade away like sand in the wind. All the while i'm staring at him and his last words to me is "they do not fear us beacuse we are stronger than humans, they fear us because we are God." I interpreted that as the government (they) and the human race (us). weird. but any soad dream i have is a good one. Thats that deep Daron philosophy right der. wow that a really cool dream. and what Daron said.. that so cool. ^^ daron is smart in dreams too! blaugh
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:36 pm
Banana_Terracotta_Pie I HAD A WWEEEIIRRDD DREAM ok this was my dream ok Daron was in my room ( somkeing something) and then the ice cream man went to my house and we said "ICE CREAM!" and Daron said "Go buy me an ice cream! i want one now" and he gave me fake money then i said "Ok daron" so i went to get him ice cream and Shavo was the ice cream man and i said "Hi dude, can i have so ice cream?" and he said "Ok, here you go" it was plastic ice cream O.o and so i went back into my room with the fake ice cream...and daron was...playing...with himself and i said "DARON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" then he said "Uh yyeeaahhh. Dont do drugs" then i said "But you do drugs.." then he said "SHUT UP NO I DONT!!!" then i was crying and he said "I'm sorry!!! well can i have my ice cream??" then we were smileing and eating the fake ice cream......... rofl !OMFG!
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:41 pm
Which reminds me...
I had a dream last night (it was FREAKY) and it was all this randominity and i was at a party at one point, and the next i'm in a car with some drunk-driver , and then i see Shavo in the middle of the road.
Ok, so Shavo's in the middle of the road and i see him and he has no shirt and his gotee is un-braided. (I have no friggin clue why i said this) But i tell him somthing about Marilyn Manson. O_x and he goes, "That crazy motha ****er?", then the drunk-driver drives away.
The End
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:54 pm
sakura_reign Which reminds me...
I had a dream last night (it was FREAKY) and it was all this randominity and i was at a party at one point, and the next i'm in a car with some drunk-driver , and then i see Shavo in the middle of the road.
Ok, so Shavo's in the middle of the road and i see him and he has no shirt and his gotee is un-braided. (I have no friggin clue why i said this) But i tell him somthing about Marilyn Manson. O_x and he goes, "That crazy motha ****er?", then the drunk-driver drives away.
The End LMFAO xD what did his gotee look like un braided? xDD one time i had a dream that Shavo got killed by a drunk driver sad it was sad! hannah montana hit him sad she was drunk driveing SHE'S EVIL!...
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:52 pm
Banana_Terracotta_Pie sakura_reign Which reminds me...
I had a dream last night (it was FREAKY) and it was all this randominity and i was at a party at one point, and the next i'm in a car with some drunk-driver , and then i see Shavo in the middle of the road.
Ok, so Shavo's in the middle of the road and i see him and he has no shirt and his gotee is un-braided. (I have no friggin clue why i said this) But i tell him somthing about Marilyn Manson. O_x and he goes, "That crazy motha ****er?", then the drunk-driver drives away.
The End LMFAO xD what did his gotee look like un braided? xDD one time i had a dream that Shavo got killed by a drunk driver sad it was sad! hannah montana hit him sad she was drunk driveing SHE'S EVIL!...
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:08 am
daron and i had secks mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:48 am
ok...i was talking to Serj heart then Daron sneaks up behind me...and...POW! he hits my head with a guitar. i fell on serj. Daron stomped on me. john was laying down on the floor near Serj. Shavo stared.
Ok thats it =D
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:51 am
Se Be ok...i was talking to Serj heart then Daron sneaks up behind me...and...POW! he hits my head with a guitar. i fell on serj. Daron stomped on me. john was laying down on the floor near Serj. Shavo stared. Ok thats it =D oh yeah and when i got up, i tapped Darons cheek. xp
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:03 pm
Banana_Terracotta_Pie I had a dream that Daron was my dad and i was in my backyard and i was runing and i said "Daddy Daddy" and then i huged Daron and he said "Hi" it was weird O.o but Serj was my mom and he had a pink dress on and lipstick and he was makeing cookies xP then it was snowing and Serj was crying sad THATS THE FUNNIEST DREAM I EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!! WTF SERJ AS YOUR MOMMY?! WTF! LMAO! XD LOL! i want daron and serj to be my parents...
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:33 pm
I had a dream that Shavo was my gay shopping buddy named William Marcus.
x___x Please don't be gay, Shavo. You look too straight. cry
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:42 pm
NOW..THIS IS REEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLY LONG.
I had a dream that my family and I were driving to a strange theme park, but it had a little town in it where you could buy ANYTHING, like groceries, condoms..-Cough-
And then Kakashi from Naruto poofed into the seat next to me and said, "Hi, OLIVIA!!"
And I said, "HI..Err..Kakashi..?"
Then he started to listen to Stealing Society and was singing along.
But when we got there it was dark, and the family peoples drove away without Kakashi and I, so then we went to a pet store and played with the puppies that were as big as my finger. Serj was the clerk person and he brought out a mini circusy-thing, with little stairs and a high-wire act, just big enough for the puppies.
"Mr. Jack, Jacob, Buttfloss!" said the Serj to 3 puppies, and then they immediatley did fancy tricks on the circusy things.
So then we told Serj of our predicament, and he said, "Ohh, you should go find the gang that lives around here. They can get you a lockpick so you can take anything you want in the park. And in the parking lot, if you get my drift,"
Kakashi then stared at him, then shook his head.
"IT MEANS YOU CAN STEAL A CAR, DOPE! WHAT ARE YOU, DAFT?!"
Then we did a super-secret ninja poof, which Kelsie tought us, into a dark place. THE MEN'S BATHROOM. Daron was sitting on a sink, playing with his switchblade while John and Shavo argued about quantam physics.
"Oye!" yelled Daron at us.
"Uhh...Can..you get us a lock pick?"
And then John wet postal on us. He promptly grabbed out collars and shook us.
"WHO SENT YOU?!"
"Uhh..The really hot pet-store-clerk-person-lady-sir." said I.
"Oh. He's cool, they're cool."
Shavo nodded, and yelled "DRUMROLL, PLEASE!"
So John started drumming on a sink, while a black box came out of the ceiling on rope. He opened it, and there sat a diamond encrusted platinum lockpick.
Daron started to cry as he handed me the lock pick.
"I LOVE YOU, MAN! I LOVE YOU!"
I patted his back.
"I love you too."
"And me," said Kakashi.
And then we walked out.
Kakashi and I stole everything from the park, but I said he couldn't take the rides home with him. And we picked a black car, with System standing at the gate, waving us off.
"BYE BYE!! TAKE CARE!! WE LOVE YOU!"
And the car sprouted wings. And we flew off.
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F E L L A T I O Vice Captain
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Cynical Rainbows Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:54 am
Wow... O_o; Diamond-encrusted lockpick. XD
I had a weird dream...
It started, I was sitting in a courtroom, as the judge. The case was of a homicidal serial-killer...Then, Daron walked into the courtroom, and sat down in the defendent's seat. He was the serial killer! He looked crazy enough. Eye's twitching, hair's a mess, his clothing all messy...He looked profoundly psychotic. 3nodding the hottest damn thing I've ever seen. Then, the trial started. The plantiff was this ugly chick...she looked like the illegitimate love child of Hillary Clinton and George Bush. mad She started spouting off how Daron killed all these people with various items...everything from a coffee grinder...to a spoon. Then, she sat down. Daron's lawyer, Serj gonk , called a witness to the stand: Shavo. Shavo sat down, and Serj started questioning him,
Serj: "Where were you on the night of July 23rd?"
Shavo: "Uhhh..."
Serj: "That sounds suspicious! Do you like apples?"
Shavo: "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
Serj: "Uh-huh. No further questions, Your Honor."
...Then, the jury, which were all these old people, went into the backroom. Ten minutes later, they came out,
"We find the defendant, Daron Malakian, guilty on 10 counts of embezzlement," I blinked,
"We tried him for murder..."
"Um..." he took out a pen, scribblled out 'embezzlement' and wrote 'murder' Then, I banged the gavel, and Daron started giggling like a crackhead. Then, the next day, they executed Daron with gas... cry Then, he came back as a zombie or something... (What else? He died...) He proposed to me in the middle of Michael Jackson's trial, and we ran off to Switzerland.
._. Er, The End. That would be a great movie. XD I don't remember how he killed his victims though...The ugly lady just said what he used...not how...
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:48 am
Se Be Banana_Terracotta_Pie I had a dream that Daron was my dad and i was in my backyard and i was runing and i said "Daddy Daddy" and then i huged Daron and he said "Hi" it was weird O.o but Serj was my mom and he had a pink dress on and lipstick and he was makeing cookies xP then it was snowing and Serj was crying sad THATS THE FUNNIEST DREAM I EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!! WTF SERJ AS YOUR MOMMY?! WTF! LMAO! XD LOL! i want daron and serj to be my parents... lol xDD yeah. i wish daron was my dad surprised or my boy friend but i think he would be a really weird dad xDD
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:50 am
i had a dream that O.o Daron....was.....trying to sell me maxi pads O.o -.-;; and well i dont wanna tell the rest of the dream cuz its really like...Ewww
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