(song from Girl scout camp)
As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done it's job and this is what it bore:
Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer
Ken-L Ration dog food makes your complexion clear
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars
So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three
And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea
With flow-thru tea bags
("simonize" is to polish something, like a car. . . I didn't know, had to look it up)
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