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 Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:18 pm
me: "I can get away with wearing no bra."
some guy at work: "So can I."
he was not meant to hear that.....
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:27 pm
♥ my brother-in-law -- "who are you Sierra"
me -- well obviously you know considering you just said my name
my sister -- ha ha smart @$$
(at a restaurant)
waitress -- what would you like
my Aunt Pam -- I think I'll have the chicken
waitress -- 2 breasts and 1 thigh? or two thighs, or what combination of the three?
my Aunt Pam -- I think I'll have...2 breasts, *looking over to my Grandma*, you want one of my breasts, right mom?
waitress,me,my cousin,my mom,my Grandma,& my Aunt Debbie -- *laughing hysterically at her*
my friend Ayla -- we're going to sleep on the futon
my friend Kim -- futon? what's a futon? aren't those the things you put in salad?
me & Ayla -- ...you mean crutons?
friend online named Cody -- I think I just woke the cat down
I mean up!
up
up
up! ♥
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:14 pm
my bro: "what is a buffalo burger made of?"
waitress: "buffalo"
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:21 pm
"always wear clean underwear"
really,its true.you never know when you might end up in a crash and poop yourself XD
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:19 pm
"The sun`s always up. You just don`t see it sometimes."
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:20 pm
me: "Good morning."
co-worker: "It's not morning."
me: "It's morning somewhere."
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:59 pm
tucker off rvb: did someone call for a real hairy plumber bow chicka bow wow im here to lay some pipe bow chicka bow wow i here u have sisters bow chicka who r twins bow wow
so pretty much he likes to say bow chicka bow wow
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:24 pm
"PLUS PLUS PLUS OUT OF CHEESE ERROR REDO FROM START PLUS PLUS PLUS" -Hex from Terry Prachett
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:31 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:12 pm
"I will crush you, crush you to goo!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:40 pm
its better to love and lost then to never to have loved at all-not sure who
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:15 am
I will be upset at those who don't recognise this Prepare for trouble!And make it double! Mitch Hedberg -I'd make a shitty auto-mechanic. If some came in and said, "My car won't start." "Well... Maybe there's a killer after you!" -A severed foot is the ultimate stocking-stuffer. -I bought a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say, "I'm hungry," so it died. Myself Clearly... What the ******** class="clear">
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:20 am
"Before we work on artifical intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity?" -Steve Polyak
"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:23 am
Dane Cook How PUMPED would you be driving home, knowing that somewhere in your house is a monkey you're going to battle?
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:26 am
"If there is nothing to tell...
...then just shut the ******** up!"
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"NO! It is not your smell that disturbs, it's only the tears in the eyes!"
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