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 Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:37 am
Nurse: Doctor, you're not going to vivisect her, are you?
Doctor: Please, that's an emotional word. Use "research."
~Excel Saga manga
F**k you, Satan! I ate your fishsticks! Size six my a**! ~Happy Noodle Boy
Guy in stall:*to person next stall* Hey, is there any extra toilet paper over there?
Johnny: *thows bomb over* You should have checked first, pig! ~JTHM
I am... DOCTOR KABAPU! ~ 'nuff said.
Well, that must have been very taxing. *pulls rope* On a related note, Excel, at the bottom of the pit, you will find a copy of the ACROSS Employee Handbook. Please review the term "secret organization". ~ Il Palazzo-sama
Woah. I'll have some of whatever he's smoking! ~ Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Stan: Woah! Cartman, you survived because your body used all the fat off your body?
Cartman: Yes! And when I get down from he-yah, I am gonna kick you both in the nuts! ~ South Park
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:57 pm
"I will make it a staff officer and the thingie a unit captian. and you, excel, are promoted to toilet cleaner." - Illpalazzo
"I'm going to take a stand and.... kill her *evil laugh*" - Illpalazzo
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:17 pm
VampireCelas "I will make it a staff officer and the thingie a unit captian. and you, excel, are promoted to toilet cleaner." - Illpalazzo "I'm going to take a stand and.... kill her *evil laugh*" - Illpalazzo YES! those are awesome!!! "Secrecy is the art of covertly hiding unbeknownst information from people." Il Palazzo "Call me DOC-TOR Kabapu." Every single Daitenzin Attack... especially Giga Paper Fan.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 5:27 pm
"You and I have unfinished business. And not a single goddamn f*cking thing you've done since then...." - Kill Bill
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:45 pm
missing nin itachi creator's song hey wanna sing? man this sucks, man this sucks, man this sucks, man this sucks. 1,2,3,oh no matter what we do it always seems to suck, no matter what we try were always outta luck, mayby we should quit, but were stuck with this s***, we got an iron clad contract and that means that were totally, totally, totally. lol!i looove that song!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:27 pm
haaaaaaaaaaaiiil illpala..........HACK HACK COUGH FLOP- if you dont know, im not telling
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:12 pm
Three days since I skipped deadline. Still only three days. -Rikudo
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:10 pm
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Just pretend that a dog bit you and die!" - Excel
"Well then, if that's the case.... KOBAYASHI'S GOING TO BECOME A VOICE ACTOR!!!!" - Poemii
"As a MAN who loves Lord Ilpalazzo..." - Rikdo
"Oh, you Mongolians want to play some baseball, huh? Well then, SAY HALLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!" - The owner of City Wok
"I give you the ripe fruit of my genius and in one day you have gnawed it clean to the core!"
"I thought I told you to PLEASE WAIT 36 HOURS UNTIL THE ROBOT WAS COMPLETELY DRY!!!" - Both Dr. Gojo Shioji
"You mean that wasn't a joke?" - Kabapu
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:46 pm
"At first, I thought that was me because I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead that cannot be me. That would be silly." - Caboose (Red vs Blue)
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:22 pm
"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!" - Caboose
Tex: "Well then, let's go get this big thing of yours."
Tucker: "Bow Chicka BOW-WOW!"
Tucker: "Hey, Church, here's something for you: WE SUCK."
Church: "I said new information!"
Church: "Let's not forget that you already killed me once."
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:54 pm
Tucker: How about you start with some common ground, like how you both killed Church?
Caboose: Good times.
Sarge: Gimmie a boost.
Caboose: You are a good person, and people say nice things about you.
Sarge: Not a moral boost!
Caboose: Time... line? Time is not made out of lines. It's made of circles. That is why clocks are round.
Donut: I was petting the bunny, but then it went into the soup can and took my hand with it.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:26 am
Donut: Who wants to hold my ankles while I stretch out my hammies?
Sarge: Donut, no one's going to fall for that again.
Blues: KILL THE REDS! KILL THE REDS! KILL THE REDS!
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:09 pm
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:02 am
Lois: But why did he walk over that cliff?
Peter: Because Christians don't believe in gravity.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:28 am
From Starcraft.
Somebody call for an exterminator? - Ghost.
Raise shields.
What?! Not equipped with shields? Well then, buckle up! - Battlecruiser.
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