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Alright, we all can wait. ninja

I'm sure it will be hilarious. mrgreen

yup cant wait

We're all busy sometimes, so don't worry about it. mrgreen

((Sorry for the long wait... but here it is! ))

Show start in 3...2...1...


~J-rock music~

Antonio: Welcome everyone to...

Audience: A Little Hint of Randomness: FMA Edition

Antonio: That’s right The only show where no one is safe from the randomness, now even our guests

Audience: biggrin

Antonio: Now... Our two special guests, Roy Mustang and Edward Elric should be arriving back shortly.

Yaoi fan-girls: *grumbling angrily*

Antonio: sweatdrop Well... moving on. Let’s start out newest segment: Alchemy Contest

Audience: *cheers*

Antonio: In this little event, different alchemists are put to the test to see what kind of skill they have from sculptures to artwork. Anything can happen so let’s meet our contestants

*Monitor shows up and Chibi Antonio appears on screen*

Chibi Antonio: Our first contestant is the Sword Alchemist: Jericho Stars

*A picture of Jericho shows up on screen at the top*

CA: Next, is his older brother, the Shield Alchemist: Calypso Stars

*A picture of Calypso appears under his brother’s*

CA: Next, the Full Metal Alchemist himself: Edward Elric

*The crow cheered as a picture of Ed appeared under Calypso*

CA: Next, the Reaver Alchemist: Dr. Sharon Kless

*There was a dead silence as Sharon’s picture appeared under Ed*

CA: Next, the Stone-fist Alchemist: Ken Shibana

*There was very few applause as Ken’s picture appeared*

CA: And finally, the Healing Alchemist: Dr. Antonio Mersad

*the crowd applauded as the final contestant showed up on screen.*

CA: The contestants will begin their first round tomorrow. Good luck to all
*The monitor disappeared and Antonio stepped forward*

Antonio: Okay, I just got word that Ed and Roy are back. They should be arriving any minute now.

*The fan-girls started cheering and waited, staring at the doors. Sure enough, Ed and Roy stepped through the doors and into the studio, closely followed by the newly-turned-fox-girl Chie. She had a box of tapes with her, causing glares from some of the fan-girls*

Ed: - - why does my a** hurt so much?

Roy: - - How should I know… I just feel so… tired….

Chie: *smiling brightly* I feel fine.

*there was ominous aura coming from the Yaoi fan-girls who all glared at Chie*

Antonio: …. I… don’t… wanna know…

Chie: mrgreen

Ed: What happned?

Antonio: I don’t think YOU wanna know either…

Ed: …

Roy: … what did she do to us?

Chie: Oh nothing… ^ ^

Antonio: … Yeah… I really don’t wanna know.

Ed and Roy: Same here.

Antonio: So.... I suppose we can begin with our event now.

Ed: Event? What event?

Antonio: *sighs* Don’t make me re-explain Ed. It’s an alchemy contest.

*The video monitor from before reappeared along with Chibi Antonio. The pictures of the contestant showed above his head and another picture appeared.*

CA: For our first event, we have... Statue making

Ed: ....

Antonio: Well that doesn’t seem that hard...

CA: Our judge for the event, will be none other than Major Alex Luis Armstrong

*everyone goes silent*
Amrstrong: *Bursts in through the doors* Yes I will be the judge for this fine contest of showmanship

Ed: ....

Antonio: Um... where are the other contestants?

Armstrong: Hmm? *turns around* Come on. Laziness is a sin against man. Up an at ‘em young alchemists

Jericho: *groans* Right... *heads into the studio along with Ken, Calypso, and Sharon.*

Sharon: *sees Antonio and smirks at him* Hi “Mercy”.

Antonio: ... Hi Sharon... sweatdrop

Ed: You two know each other?

Antonio: stare It’s complicated...

Ken: *cracks his knuckles* Okay, I’m ready for this contest.

Armstrong: Then let’s begin shall we?

*he slammed his fist into the ground and created six large stone pillars.*

Armstrong: The first you can sculpt a perfect image of myself shall be proclaimed winner of the first contest

*He ripped off his shirt doing one of his “famous” sparkling poses. Once again everyone was silent*

Jericho: ... We... have to sculpt... him?

Antonio: *nods slowly*

Sharon: *laughs* Oh god... that’s just... crazy....

Ken: stressed It’s a good thing I’m talented with stone or else I’d be pissed...

Antonio: Yeah....

Armstrong: Well? Enough waiting, let the contest begin!

CA: Ready....scuplt!

Jericho: *pulls out a dagger and starts engraving his transmutation circle into the stone*

Calypso: *does the same with his spike gauntlet*

Ken: Feh... too easy. *slams his fist into the ground and starts shaping the stone*

Ed: Same for me *slaps hands together and touches the stone*
Sharon: *transmutes iron claws and begins engraving the stone*

Antonio: Hmm... *reaches into his pocket and places a hand on the stone, his armband transmutation circles glowing*

*After awhile, all of them are done*

Armstrong: *looks them over* Jericho... Your statue is too rough. *appears next to him* See the roundness of my muscles? The curve of my chin?

Jericho:*twitch* The massiveness of your ego?

Armstrong: *looks at Calypso* Yours is too bulky. I have muscles, but not that many.

Calypso: stare

Armstrong: *looks at Ken* .... *looks closely* You forgot my hair.

Ken: WHAT?

Armstrong: *points tot he single curl on his head* My beautiful blond hair. How could you forget?

Ken: ....

Armstrong: *looks at Sharon’s and flinches* ... it.... it looks nothing like me *covers his mouth* Oh the horror What is this monstrosity?

Sharon: twisted Oh... I think it looks perfect.

Armstrong: *looks at Ed* Hmm... yours appears the best as always Edward.

Ed: Of course, because I am the best.

Armstrong: *looks at Antonio’s* Impressive. Yours might be the best afterall.

Sharon: Uh-huh... *walks over to him*

Antonio: What?

Sharon: *slices open his pack*

Antonio: Hey

*a bunch of medical contents spill out. However, so does a small vial filled with red liquid.*

Armstrong: Is that?

Sharon: I knew it... A red stone. You cheated

Antonio: I did not

Armstrong: You most certainly did *lifts him up by the collar* The use of alchemic amplifiers like that is forbidden in competitive sport!

Ed: So, I guess that means I won huh?

Armstrong: You most certainly did Edward, congratulations.

Antonio: Um... can you put me down Major? I am the host afterall....

Armstrong: Alright. *sets him down* But on the next contest, no cheating

Antonio: I’ll try to remember sweatdrop

CA: *marks a tally next to Ed’s picture* So Edward Elric is the winner of the first contest

*audience cheers*

CA: The next contest will begin on the next episode That’s all for today folks, so this so this is Chibi Antonio saying, goodbye

Antonio: Hey, that’s my line!


~J-rock music~

Ha of course ed is the best

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Thats my grin if it turns out right in the bubble I don't know but it was like that big!!!......or....um....that would be mine I bet Chie's was bigger considering what she did to the two. Anyways...I really wanna see what happens in the next contest! And see what kind of contest is next too. Excelent job Antonio!!!! mrgreen

Ed's so... CUTE!!!! heart heart heart heart