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 Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:49 pm
Granted!
Except Niagra Falls has now replaced your house and all that's left is your desk, which seems to float quiet nicely.
I wish I could find the inspiration to write two chapters a day again.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:35 pm
Granted. You have the inspiration, but no computer or paper to write it on.
I wish I had more than two apple pops left.
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:32 am
Granted!
Except that they're rotten and they make you so sick that you're bedridden (without a computer or notebook might I add) for the rest of SuWriMos. Too bad.
I wish I had the new Harry Potter book. (I wouldn't say 'movie', because I get to go see that tonight, which is the only up side of returning from summer camp)
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:08 pm
Granted! Only, it's the unabridged vesion, and certainly not what you were expecting. Plus, it hasn't been completely edited yet, and it's terrible.
Only, you're so engrossed you can't stop reading! surprised Yooou looooose. (I can't wait for it to come out either! xD)
I wish... For a new pen!
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:39 pm
Granted! Only it's not just any only pen, it's gorgous. Simple and elegantly crafted, perfect weight, comfortable grip. And your hand never cramps when you use it.
To bad you lose it and can't find it, or another one like it. You've been so spoiled by the little bit of time using the pen that you can't stand to use anything else, or even type! Writing your story become pure torture and you give up.
I wish I could see my puppy grow up *sniffs*
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:30 am
Granted!
Right before your eyes, your puppy grows up into a healthy adult dog. But wait... it's still aging! Somebody must have forgotten to turn off the "fast forward" button. Ouch. Your dog can only live for so long.
Now your puppy is dead... of old age. How does that feel?
I wish that I could be back at summer camp.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:14 pm
Granted. Except now you are in the middle of a bad horror movie and the chainsaw murderer gets you.
I wish that my boyfriend could come hang out with me.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:57 pm
Wish granted, he can come hang out with you, but winds up in the hospital after a horrible car accident on the way to your house.
I wish my puppy would stop making a mess on the floor.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:28 pm
Granted!
Now he isn't making a mess all over the floor, rather, bed and computer desk.
I wish that idiot yesterday hadn't posted those spoilers to the last book and ruined everything.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:10 am
Granted!
The guy didn't post the spoilers! Only now, you are being stalked by seemingly crazy people who all seem to be carrying the book. They continuously wave it in your face and whisper spoilers to you at all hours of the day. Isn't life fun?
I wish I had something to do for an hour before my boyfriend gets here...
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:57 pm
Granted!
Now have something to do for that hour, but it's so consuming that you continue even after your boyfriend arrives and so he sits in a corner watching you while you completely ignore him, and finally give it up after he leaves. Well, at least it was fun.
I wished I could have my lost shoes back.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:46 pm
Wish granted. Except now you have everybody's lost shoes, as well as everybody's one sock that seems to go missing. Your novel goes missing in the ensuing piles of junk.
I wish I could trust my family enough to tell them why I'm so happy and excited.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:20 am
Granted!
You trust your family honestly and completely now, like a good child should. Except... your trust is unfounded! When you tell your parents, they go running off to tell the media about why you're so happy and excited. Now they're following your every move. Gosh, you must have an interesting life.
I wish my writer's block would go away.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:03 pm
Granted. Your writer's block has gone away but now you can't seem to stop writing about a fluffy pink poodle and his adventures with the purple ferret who lives down the street. The story you were working on prior to your writer's block is lost to you now.
I wish I knew away to get around this plot hole.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:16 pm
Granted!
You know how to get around this plot hole!
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But another five or six spring up in its place and you're stuck dealing with them now. Good luck!
I wish I had a magical genie to grant me wishes!
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