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Dino

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:26 pm


This one

I did a translation for the n00bspeakers in CB in my little experiment.

I feel dirty.

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I THINK ITS TAHT TEH POLITICAL STRUCTUR3 OF SOCEITY AND HOW IT AFACTS WOM3N IS TEID IN2 DA MAN OF DA COUNTRY!!11! OMG LOL TAEK FOR 3XMPLE TEH UNIETD STAETS1!111! OMG LOL WOMAN BCM3 MORE LIEBRAETD ONLY AFT3R TEH MEN L3FT TEH COUNTRY FOR WAR AND WOMEN WER3 NED3D 2 FIL THERE PLAECS!!11!!! OMG WTF LOL WITHOUT THIS TIEM WH3RE WOM3N BCM3 R OF THEYRE CAPABILITEIS AND SHUD B RIGHTS 2 WORK AND 3ARN WAEGS TEH SOCIEOCONOMIC STATUS OF WOMEN PROBABLY WUD NOT HAEV CHANGAD FOR A MUCH LONGAR TIEM11!1 OMG WTF LOL WOMAN IN 3NGLAND IN TEH LAET 180S WERA ONLY ABL3 2 HAEV STATUS IF THEY W3RE PROMIENNT IN TEH CHURCH LIEK DA ONES WHO TRAEVL3D 2 CANADA 2 WORK WIT NATIEV R3LIGION!!111!! OMG WTF LOL AND 3VAN TH3N THEY WAR3 SUPOSED 2 MARY MINISTARS AND B SUBMISIEV 2 THEM AND THESE R COUNTREIS TAHT U WUD THINK TAHT WOMENS STATUS IS HIGHAR!1!11 WTF LOL OF COURSE IT IS MUCH BT3R NOW IN THAS3 PLAECS BUT AV3N IF U LOK AT DA STRUCTUR3 OF POLITICS NOW WOM3N R STIL PRETY INVISIBLA!!1!! WTF LOL WUT DA NME OF TAHT WOMAN WHO REPLAECD COLIN POW3L??!??!!?? OMG WASNT IT A BIG DEAL TAHT SH3S ON3 OF DA FIRST AFRICAN M3RICAN WOM3N 2 HOLD SUCH A POWERFUL POSITION IN TEH US!11!!! WTF LOL SHUDT WE B IN A TIEM Y3T WHER3 A BLAK WOMEN COMNG 2 POW3R IN DA US IS NOT A BIG DAAL??!?! OMG IT SHUD B A COMON PRACTIEC NOT A R EV3NT!!1111 WTF LOL SO IMM NOT SUR3 WUT 2 MAEK OF UR QUESTION1!1! I MEAN WOMENS SOCIEOCONOMIC STATUS DO3S T3ND 2 B HIGHER IN COUNTREIS WIT MORA ESTABLISHED POLITICAL SYSTAMS BUT THEY STIL DO NOT HAEV AL TEH POWER OF MEN B/C IF U LOK INSIED TAHT POLITICAL SYSTEM DA NUMBRS OF MAN VS11111 WTF LOL WOM3N R NOT AT AL AQUAL1!11!!11 LOL WHIET UPER CLAS MAELS R STIL RUNNG THOSA COUNTREIS AND WOMEN R STIL PORTRAEYD AS SEX OBJACTS!1!! SO YAAH GOD QU3STION
PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:15 pm


*Laughs* Good use of it. And I saw that reply you did in the grammar Nazi-bashing thread, too. Good stuff.



In other news, along the lines of random translators:
The Dialectizer!
You know something's a good thing when you can translate to Sweedish Chef talk. *grin* Check it out.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 7:20 pm


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Your lack of brain cells annoys me.


Became -

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UR LAK OF BRANE CELS ANOYS M311111 OMG WTF LOL
PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:59 am


XD

It's great, except for I'm an eleven-year old, and you don't see me typing like that. Nor writing for that matter.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:40 am


TomatoNeko
XD

It's great, except for I'm an eleven-year old, and you don't see me typing like that. Nor writing for that matter.

You were accepted! whee

Happy times!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:30 pm


Sir Magnor Criol
*Laughs* Good use of it. And I saw that reply you did in the grammar Nazi-bashing thread, too. Good stuff.



In other news, along the lines of random translators:
The Dialectizer!
You know something's a good thing when you can translate to Sweedish Chef talk. *grin* Check it out.
I found that last night by accident, actually.

"I BE CHELSEE UND I GUNNA BE PREESDENT OF ZE UNETEED STETES. Gar borg borg."

It was beautiful.

Although the redneck translation saddened me. Living in Florida, I can make a better hick translation than that.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:06 pm


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My IQ has dropped at least twenty points because of trying the translator.


became

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MAH IQ HAS DROP3D AT LEAST TW3NTY POINTS B/C OF TRYNG TEH TRANSLA2R1!!!1!1 OMG WTF
PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:45 pm


Catch-22
DJ - maybe you should provide the translation of the FUQs for those who need it:

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GAAEN GRMMAR NAZI GUILD AND PARMILITARY FORC3

FREQUENTLY UNASKAD QU3STIONS (FUQ) BY DJ MEDEIVAL

NB READ THIS IN ITS 3NTIERTY OR U WIL G3T DANEID

Q WUT IS DA PURPOSE OF DA GAAEN GRMMAR NAZI (GN) GUILD????? LOL
A 2 PROMOTE .1!1!111!!! LOL AR .!1!1!!11!1!1! OMG LOL ANFORCA GOD GRMMAR AND SP3LNG ON GAAE BY FLMNG DA EVER-LOVNG BJESUS OUT OF PEOPL3 WHO DONT M3RELY ABUSE OR MOLEST BUT RATH3R ABSOLUT3LY RAEP DA ENGLISH LANGUAEG11!!1!! OMG WTF LOL IF U DONT UNDERSTAND WUT I MEAN U MUST B NEW1111! WTF

Q WUT IS TEH PURPOSE OF DA GAAEN GRMMAR NAZI PARMILITARY FORCE?!!!!
A DA SM3 THNG AS DA GN GUILD IV3 JUST B3N ITCHNG FOR A REASON 2 USE TEH WORD PARMILITARY!!!1 OMG WTF ALSO HAVNG TEH WORDS PARMILITARY FORC3 IN UR SIG IS PRETY BADAS11111 LOL

Q Y TEH HAL IS THIS CALED TEH GRMMAR NAZI GUILD?!?!????! OMG LOL DO U AL WORSHIP SATAN?!!!???? OMG WTF LOL DO U HAET JEWS?!!??? WTF LOL DO U HAEV SEX WIT SHEP?!!?!? WTF LOL
A THEYRE IS AN APISODE OF A SHOW CALED S3INFELD IN TEH UNIETD STAETS FEATURNG A DRMATIEZD VARSION OF A REAL-LIEF NU YORK SOUP CH3F WHO HAS A CORN3R SOUP MARK3T!!1! WTF IN DA SHOW (AND 2 SOME EXT3NT IN RAAL LIEF) IF U GAT OUT OF LIEN OR DONT PAY ATENTION OR SP3AK 2 SLOWLY HE YELS NO SOUP FOR U!!!!1 AND D3NEIS U ANY SOUP OR SENDS U BAK 2 DA END OF TEH LIEN11!!! OMG LOL DA MANE CHARACT3R CALS HIM TEH SOUP NAZI B/C OF HIS UNR3LENTNG AGRESIEV INSISTANCE TAHT U TREAT HIS SOUP SHOP LIEK GOLD!!11 OMG LOL IN MUCH DA SM3 WAY DA GRMMAR NAZI GUILD INSISTS TAHT 3VERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD ON GAAE US3 PROPER SPELNG AND GRMMAR NO 3XCUSAS!!1111 OMG WTF LOL

Q SO U DONT HAEV SAX WIT SHEP?!?!!?
A I DIDNT SAY TAHT.1!!111111!1111!! OMG

Q SO W3 JUST FLMA 3V3RYON3 WHO HAS BAD GRMMAR OR SP3LNG?!!??! LOL
A WEL NO111! OMG WTF SE SOM3 PEOPLE DONT SPEAK ENGLISH NATIEVLY11!1! OTHER P3OPLE R WILFULY STUPID!1!11!!! ANYONE WIT AN OUNCA OF SENS3 CAN TEL DA DIFERENCE1!!!11 WTF LOL DONT FLME TEH PAOPLA WHO DONT SPEAK 3NGLISH NATIEVLY THEY R USUALY TRYNG V3RY HARD!!!!! OMG

Q SO JUST TURN DA FLME ON HARD AND HOT RIGHT???!????
A W3L SORT OF11!1!!!1 OMG MAEK SURE UR POST HAS STYLE AND SUBSTANC3!!!!!!1! OMG LOL IF U CAN CRITICIEZ TEH P3RSON UR FLMNG WIT BOTH STYLA AND SUBSTANCA TAHTS TEH BST WAY 2 GO ABOUT IT1!!1!111 FOR EXMPLE AN MUSNG THRE SENT3NCE POST IS T3N TIEMS BTER THAN STFU N0B111111! OMG WTF LOL IF U CAN GENTLY START WUT ANDS UP BNG A FLME WAR WIT SOM3 COMPL3T3 WAST3 OF FL3SH TAHTS 3VAN BT3R!1!11 OMG

Q OK SO WHERA DO WE DO THIS??!?! OMG WTF
A DA CHATARBOX!111 OMG WTF LOL FLMNG P3OPLE IN DA RP FORUMS 3XT3NDED DISCUSION FORUMS AND SEVERAL OTHER FORUMS IS EITHER FROWNED UPON OR FORBID3N SO WA DONT DO IT K?!??!?!??

Q WUT IS FORBIDEN??!???! WTF
A HARASNG OTH3R GAAENS IN PMS OR INSTANT M3S3NG3R PROGRMS AD HOMIENM ATAKS WIT DA EXCEPTION OF ATAKNG THEYRE INTALIEGNC3 BUT TAHT MUCH SHUD B OBVIOUS BY NOW WUT WERA TRYNG 2 AVOID IS UR p***s IS SMAL POSTS) AND RILLY LONG SIGS!1!1111! WTF WERE H3R3 2 ENFORCA GOD LANGUAEG SKILS NOT 2 HARAS PAOPLE1111!1 WTF LOL

Q Y DO W3 DO THIS????!! WTF
A R U KIDNG?????!!! OMG WTF LOL DA GANERATION AFTER MIEN (9% OF DA P3OPL3 ON GAAE) IS GONG 2 B RASPONSIBLE FOR RUNNG DA WORLD WHAN IMM OLD111!!!!1 OMG LOL I DONT WANT 2 TURN ON DA TV WHAN IMM 65 AND TEH N3WSCASTER SAYS OMGWTFLOLZORZ!!11 OMG ..1!11!!!111!!1!111!!1!!!111111!! (ALSO IT IS FUN FOR US)1!!!1!11 OMG

Q WUT SHUD I PUT IN MAH APLICATION???!??
A PROVA 2 MA (OR WHO3VER HAPENS 2 R3AD UR APLICATION) TAHT UR NOT A F3STERNG R3TARD1!11 OMG PROVE TAHT U HAEV AN EXC3L3NT COMAND OF DA 3NGLISH LANGUAEG WITHOUT SOUNDNG HIGH-AND-MIGHTY!1!1!11 OMG

PS!!11 WTF LOL UR JOIN RAQUEST DMN WAL BT3R B AT LEAST A PARAGRAPH OR I WIL D3NY UR REQUEST AND URINAET ON UR AVATAR1!!1!1! WTF LOL IMM GETNG TIERD OF IDIOTS SANDNG A S3NTENCA OR TWO AND TH3N I DISCOVER THAY SLIPED UNDAR TEH RADAR AND R COMPLET3 IDIOTS!111 OMG IN FACT IF OUR RESEARCH TAM LOKS THROUGH UR PREVIOUS POSTS AND FINDS SOMETHNG HIEDOUS TAHTS A DENIAL 21!1!! OMG

PS!!11 WTF LOL U MUST USA DA WORD GRMMAR IN UR JOIN REQU3ST1!1! OMG WTF YES GRMMAR!1111!!! WIT AN A111!! LOL

LOV3
DJ MEDEIVAL



That was just....

*stutters*

Ow. crying

My brain. xd

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:24 pm


ELLIPSES. BAD. NO. STOP. mad

I'm okay. Really.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:13 am


Aryu
ELLIPSES. BAD. NO. STOP. mad

I'm okay. Really.


IMPROPERLY USED PUNCTUATION IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:08 pm 


 Wow. Thats like ultra magically retarded.
Who would ever use that?
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WOW!1!11 OMG TAHTS LIEK ULTRA MAGICALY R3TARDED
WHO1!1! LOL WUD EVER USA TAHT?!!???? OMG LOL

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 Wow. Thats like ultra magically retarded.
Who would ever use that?
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WOW!1!11 OMG TAHTS LIEK ULTRA MAGICALY R3TARDED
WHO1!1! LOL WUD EVER USA TAHT?!!???? OMG LOL

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:20 pm


Oh my god.

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