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 Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:28 pm
"The good die young, but p***k live on FOREVER!!" - Comedian Lewis Black
"Kee-Yah b***h!" - Ed Wuncler the Third
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marks
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:35 pm
"Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I DONT THINK SO!!!!"- peter griffin
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:48 pm
"You wanna know what real pain is!? Try drinking boobsweat for breakfast!" Me yelling at my science teacher
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:56 pm
"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze." - Peter (narrating his life)
Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment - Peter Griffin
"Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fie Di Jow" - Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:23 am
Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
Peter: (singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this) Ah ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't touch me.
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.
Peter: (still singing) Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:15 am
"I am a homosexual." - [PWG] Ruin_x
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:52 am
MQuestionable "I am a homosexual." - [PWG] Ruin_x "I am a liar"- MQuestionable Oh yeah, and right before that he said "I didn't have sex with my father"
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:00 pm
Sean Connery: It looks like this is my lucky day! I'll take "The Rapists" for $200.
Alex Trebek: That's "Therapists." That's "Therapists," not "The Rapists." Let's skip "Therapists" and try "Household Objects", for $400.
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Alex Trebek: Alright, let's just move on to "Final Jeopardy". And the category is: "Letters of the Alphabet." All you have to do is write down a letter. Any letter at all. For instance, "A" or "G". [ "Final Jeopardy Theme" plays, as the contestants write furiously ] There is no reason why any of you should be writing this much! Please just write down a letter of the alphabet. [ pan across contestants to Jeff Goldblum waving his arms around in slow strides ] Mr. Goldblum evidently doing Tai Chi over there.. [ time runs out ] Okay, for the sake of tradition, let's take a look at the answers. Sean Connery, you wrote: [ picture of a large hand giving "The Finger" appears ] Okay, that is definitely not a letter.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:03 pm
"Are you stupid Uriel?! Japanese people don't have souls!" - That one Angel guy from South Park.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:08 pm
[PWG] Ruin_x MQuestionable "I am a homosexual." - [PWG] Ruin_x "I am a liar"- MQuestionable Oh yeah, and right before that he said "I didn't have sex with my father" OH SNAP
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:12 pm
"If I want a nine-inch black p***s in my a**, I'll commit a felony!" - Nick DiPaolo
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:53 pm
spectre of dark harli [PWG] Ruin_x MQuestionable "I am a homosexual." - [PWG] Ruin_x "I am a liar"- MQuestionable Oh yeah, and right before that he said "I didn't have sex with my father" OH SNAP "I overreact to things." - Harli
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:56 pm
MQuestionable spectre of dark harli [PWG] Ruin_x MQuestionable "I am a homosexual." - [PWG] Ruin_x "I am a liar"- MQuestionable Oh yeah, and right before that he said "I didn't have sex with my father" OH SNAP "I overreact to things." - Harli "i'm scared of little people" - MQuestionable
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:58 pm
spectre of dark harli MQuestionable spectre of dark harli [PWG] Ruin_x MQuestionable "I am a homosexual." - [PWG] Ruin_x "I am a liar"- MQuestionable Oh yeah, and right before that he said "I didn't have sex with my father" OH SNAP "I overreact to things." - Harli "i'm scared of little people" - MQuestionable "I'm scared of capitalization and punctuation." - Harli
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:02 pm
MQuestionable spectre of dark harli MQuestionable spectre of dark harli [PWG] Ruin_x MQuestionable "I am a homosexual." - [PWG] Ruin_x "I am a liar"- MQuestionable Oh yeah, and right before that he said "I didn't have sex with my father" OH SNAP "I overreact to things." - Harli "i'm scared of little people" - MQuestionable "I'm scared of capitalization and punctuation." - Harli (i just couldn't be half assed to use capitalization) " I don't know what happened to my brain" MQuestionable
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