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 Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:14 am
SamekhMem I dunno, Kaze is my boss...he doesn't listen to me very well... Um, excuse me, General Kaze, sir, the scary lady with the shiny chainsaw has a request..... What's that? I wasn't listening  Nyvag Kaze, please listen to Sylvantria. She gets kinda mad. And scares me. *hides before his sister can kill him* Don't kill me Amy! I love you! Well...I don't....but....Let's just pretend I didn't say that.Well, seeing as how its for a noble cause... I guess I'll stop But my lust for violence must be appeased! Come a little closer to my knife Nyvag I promise it wont hurt, I wont feel a thing!
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:25 am
I think there's a plate of spaghetti over there you could destroy....
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:00 pm
Hey! I still have arms in this thread!
I'm going to stay here for ever, and ever, and ever....
*Samekh sets thread on fire without Mem noticing*
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:04 am
What are you doing! *Chops off SamekhMem's arms* Now go stand over there and bleed on that fire till its out! *Grabs a bucket and tosses it over the flames* Heeeey, what is this? This was a bucket of fire? Why do I even have this! gonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:18 am
Hey! That's not just any plate of spaghetti! That's my bathing spaghetti. I like to take nice, long spaghetti baths. I just love the feel of tomato sauce between my toes ^-^ It makes my skin so soft!
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:40 am
I always keep a bucket of fire around for emergencies...
What is this fascination that people have with my arms? I just got such nice tattoos on them too!
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:02 pm
*Pulls out a bat and starts hitting the fire* Huwah! Back you fire, BACK I SAY! scream
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:30 pm
Um...there's a stapler in my wheelbarrow....could somebody come staple my arms back on? I promise not to set fire to you! for at least a week....
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:27 am
SamekhMem Um...there's a stapler in my wheelbarrow....could somebody come staple my arms back on? I promise not to set fire to you! for at least a week.... You're on! *gets stapler* Alrighty, simple as pie. We just... A few staples here, a few there and... xd Oops! I must've got them on backwards... sweatdrop That's okay, right? No harm done between friends? Right? Right?
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:49 pm
*sigh* Well, it will be much easier to scratch that place on my back I could never reach before.
Um Kaze...could you please scratch this place on my stomach I can't reach?
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:50 pm
Why did you do that, Winkin Blinkin n Nod? I'll just have to do that work! *cuts off Samekh's arms and eats them*
There we go.
(Samekh, your tattoos make the extra seasoning that other people's arms just don't have. Thank you for having the tattoos.)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:34 pm
Sylvantria Why did you do that, Winkin Blinkin n Nod? I'll just have to do that work! *cuts off Samekh's arms and eats them* There we go. (Samekh, your tattoos make the extra seasoning that other people's arms just don't have. Thank you for having the tattoos.) I knew you'd come to like the tattoos...I got them just for you! I hope you choke on a staple. stare
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:30 am
Choke on a wha- Sillyvantria, I'll have you know the consumption of staples is strictly forbidden in the Kingdom (As of now anyway). Your penalty is to eat this mountain of meatloaf while humming the national anthem and playing 'Mary had a little lamb' on the xylophone with your feet... and you have to pay this parking ticket.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:48 am
Oh, I'm so sorry! He promised to not set me on fire if I did it! crying
Kaze, what is it with you and all these laws all of a sudden? question
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