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 Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:37 pm
yokomotoz Very interesting discourse! I also have read the Koran (as it was spelled here when I read it, many years ago).
I found it very interesting and not threatening except that bit about heaven. What do the women get? Do they go to heaven? If I, a lesbian, go to that heaven, do I get loads of virgins too?
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:39 pm
Cornetto1 The promise of reunitation in an afterlife is the strongest reason to have a faith, and I believe it is what turns most to religion in their later years or when they lose people close to them. Yep, that and "there are no athiests in a fox hole". But my mother was raised in a fundamentalist church (she was born in 1921) back in the hills of West Virginia, and worked her way up to Presbyterians. LOL. Anyway, she always had that old fashioned religion, loved to sing they hymns, and loved the ceremonies of her church. It just happened to be there for her at then end... and she never even spoke of it at that time. It was in her bones.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:40 pm
- illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:43 pm
Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity Naw, not eternity. Hell is fueld by kerosene bought from amazon, and eventually even amazon will run out of kerosene.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:44 pm
Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity
jesus created the dinosaurs, which then created the internet 3nodding
thats the truth
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:45 pm
MustangDragon Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity Naw, not eternity. Hell is fueld by kerosene bought from amazon, and eventually even amazon will run out of kerosene. But when they run out of kerosense they will set fire to his beard, it would've grown really long by the time amazon run out of kerosense and they could ration it until amazon get some more in stock
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:47 pm
MustangDragon Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity Naw, not eternity. Hell is fueld by kerosene bought from amazon, and eventually even amazon will run out of kerosene.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:47 pm
- illegal waffle - Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity
jesus created the dinosaurs, which then created the internet 3nodding
thats the truthnuh uhhhh, george bush created the internet a hundred million gazillion years ago and dinosaurs don't exist because the bible says so scream
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:48 pm
- illegal waffle - MustangDragon Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity Naw, not eternity. Hell is fueld by kerosene bought from amazon, and eventually even amazon will run out of kerosene. But knowing the devil he'll buy cheap without checking seller feedback, and we all know what that means
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:50 pm
oh crap, go check out the Mil-A-Day advertisement (new thread)... it's a hoot.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:50 pm
Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity
jesus created the dinosaurs, which then created the internet 3nodding
thats the truthnuh uhhhh, george bush created the internet a hundred million gazillion years ago and dinosaurs don't exist because the bible says so scream
and if they dont exist, then explain the dinosaur thats playing badminton in my garden mad
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:52 pm
- illegal waffle - Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity
jesus created the dinosaurs, which then created the internet 3nodding
thats the truthnuh uhhhh, george bush created the internet a hundred million gazillion years ago and dinosaurs don't exist because the bible says so scream
and if they dont exist, then explain the dinosaur thats playing badminton in my garden mad The bible says you're a farthead and that the dinosaur is just a productive of your over-farting imagination
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:52 pm
Wow, my first actual 'thread' that isn't in the refferals is a big hit I see. I guess I should get reading. To catch up on things.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:54 pm
Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Which came first, the internet or dinosaurs? mad heart internet. First was god then the internet, then amazon, then he did all that creating everything with tools bought from said site. And dinosaurs never existed, because the universe is only ten million years old, and darwin is a heathen and will burn in hell for all eternity
jesus created the dinosaurs, which then created the internet 3nodding
thats the truthnuh uhhhh, george bush created the internet a hundred million gazillion years ago and dinosaurs don't exist because the bible says so scream
and if they dont exist, then explain the dinosaur thats playing badminton in my garden mad The bible says you're a farthead and that the dinosaur is just a productive of your over-farting imagination
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:55 pm
- illegal waffle - Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - Cornetto1 - illegal waffle - wrong gonk
jesus created the dinosaurs, which then created the internet 3nodding
thats the truth nuh uhhhh, george bush created the internet a hundred million gazillion years ago and dinosaurs don't exist because the bible says so scream
and if they dont exist, then explain the dinosaur thats playing badminton in my garden mad The bible says you're a farthead and that the dinosaur is just a productive of your over-farting imagination Yeah well, the bible says he's gonna eat JOO! and then you'll be going through JEEEEEEEZUS's bowels and you'll get holy-ed against your will! Die for my sins will you jesus? My sins which I may or may not commit in the first place. WHERE IS THE FREE WILL and the point ._. IN THAT?! scream
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