that has got to be the funniest thing ive heard all day :p
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:36 pm
The dumbest one they have currently: Driving while on your cell phone: Now I agree with this law but the stipulation is they can't pull you over unless you are doing something else wrong (i.e not buckled up, broken tail-light etc...) WTF?! Makes me want to get a baseball bat and beat peoples tail-lights out. "PUT DOWN THE PHONE AND DRIVE!" scream If it's really that important find a place to pull over lol.
In Lynden Wa until two weeks ago it was illegal to sell alcohol on Sunday. So they some times get repealed.
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:50 am
Time4Coffee
I think that failure to use your turn signal should be catagorized as reckless driving.
i agree, just a couple of days ago, i was driving and came to and intersection and there was a car coming the other way and he wsa getting really close but still going fast so i thought he was going straight so i start to go and then suddenly he slams on the breaks while entering the inter section and turns left without his blinker. if i had started to go any sooner, he would have hit me.
-->It is illegal to deflower a virgin even on their wedding day. -->Washington state doesn't allow fake wrestling. -->You need a license to sell condoms in Washington state. -->Bremerton: You may not shuck peanuts on the street. -->Everett: It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window. -->In the state of Washington, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. -->In the state of Washington it's illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it. -->In Washington state it's illegal to sleep in an outhouse without the owner's permission.
Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:04 am
Know what's really sad about these laws? Someone has to have done it, to have another person make a law about it. Take the molesting/having sex with an alligator one... Someone HAS to have tried to do that in order for it to be made into a law. Or the hypnotized person one in Everett. Someone has to have done that as well.
It is illigel to walk your camel on the sidewalk in Sedro Woolly. Personally I always leave my camal at home with the zebra.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:54 pm
Now this one is WTF!?
It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company. Furthermore, if permission is granted, the vending machine may not be less than twelve feet from the ground.
This is a state law for Washington.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:28 pm
Another stupid law.
It is illegal to carry a consealed weapon in Seattle, if that consealed weapon is longer than six feet.
How tall do you have to be to hide a Javelyn/spear in your trench coat?
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:41 pm
Blood and Stone
Another stupid law.
It is illegal to carry a consealed weapon in Seattle, if that consealed weapon is longer than six feet.
How tall do you have to be to hide a Javelyn/spear in your trench coat?
It is also illegal for an unmarried woman to carry onions in public...unless she is followed less than twelve paces behind by a man from her family who must be carrying a shotgun. This law was incepted because at the time onions were considered an aphrodisiac.
Maybe for vampires...not me...LOL
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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:41 pm
Not psychotic or dramatic
That law about having sex with a virgin shouldn't exist anyways... It's completely impossible! Let's set this up... If you're about to have sex with a virgin, then you aren't actually having sex, therefor not breaking any law. However, once you are actually having sex, the said "virgin" is no longer a virgin, hence also not breaking any law. blaugh
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