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 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:08 pm
135. You spot the cute gay boy on your bus route reading a Gravitation novel and can't resist grinning and giving him two thumbs up when he looks in your direction.
136. When you see a guy kissing a girl and go, "OMG! I forgot that was possible!" O.O
137. Your friends consider you a yaoi library, and always borrow your yaoi from you the second you get a new one and have read it.
138. You own more yaoi manga than normal manga.
139. You are considered by many to be a yaoi connosiuer, and people in the yaoi section ask you which ones you recomend.
140. People in your class stay away when they see you holding manga of any kind, just in case it IS yaoi, and you might wave it at them.
141. You have scarred at least 8 people with #140.
142. You have a pairing in all your fandoms, and get annoyed when they don't have at least 2 bishis that pair up well. (DAMN YOU NON-DAWN HELLSING!!!!)
143. You have your own small following of fans on fanfiction.net or livejournal because of your smutty fanfiction.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:13 pm
AzuKitsune 104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?" 105: People are afraid to borrow your iPod for fear of smut popping up. 106: You have tried to make a yaoi fanclub at your school and possibly succeded. (I was so close crying we couldn't get enough members even though we had a willing teacher and the school would allow it crying ) 107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing. 108: When you fail, you google search, they never block it that way ^^; 109: Nearly fainted when you saw to boys messing around in the swimming area. 110: You have written an artical on yaoi for Journalism (O_O It got into the newspaper) 111: You have sneaked yaoi into the yearbook, through quotes and pictures. 112: You watch every doujinshi site you've ever been to, religiously, hoping for an update. 113: You nearly went insane during Golden Week (Naruto didn't get published week crying ) 114: You have entered an art contest at your school with your OTP, and won by a landslide. (O_O) 115: You have converted at least 1 teacher into liking your OTP and they defend the pairing in the middle of class. 116: A majority of your classes end in a discussion about yaoi. 117: You have asked a guy you don't even know if he'll be your uke at the next anime con! (done it -_-; ) 118: Randomly start up a conversation with a cashier about your OTP. 119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme. 120: Your parents have a saying that goes along with yaoi. (My mom will say "Sasuke" and my dad will say "is gay") You're my new hero.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:43 pm
haha me---> 137, 139, 141, 142, 143...xD
144. You get over 50 review on fanfiction saying the same thing
145. You send over 50 reviews on fanfiction saying the same thing
146. You save every yaoi picture you see onto your computer
147. You watch hardcore yaoi in the same room as your mom...
(haha I did that a couple times..i had my earphones on and the computer turned away from her...xD)
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:22 am
C h i p p y
134. You saw Spider man in theatres... and convinced your dad that Peter Parker should abandon that cheating b***h Mary Jane and get his OTP on with Harry.
((When Harry has Spider man tied up and on his couch..... S&M Totally FTW!!!!! ))
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:22 am
148. You cheer for as much lemons as possible in a fanfic
149. You know exactly where the best lemons are in a fanfic
150. If your bedtime comes in the middle of you reading a fanfic you like, you just HAVE to get up early the next day to finish reading it before school.
I've done #130, 132, 136, 137(though, my friends and I are ALL the yaoi library, and whenever one of us gets something new, EVERYONE has to borrow it)
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:30 pm
Oh! And, another one!
151. When watching/reading a new Yaoi, you classify how good it is either by: A. Distinguishable Seme's or Uke's, B. How much your friends liked it, or C. Whether there's any distinguishable citrus scene's within the first episode, or not.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:51 am
Fenris Von Uberwald AzuKitsune 104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?" 105: People are afraid to borrow your iPod for fear of smut popping up. 106: You have tried to make a yaoi fanclub at your school and possibly succeded. (I was so close crying we couldn't get enough members even though we had a willing teacher and the school would allow it crying ) 107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing. 108: When you fail, you google search, they never block it that way ^^; 109: Nearly fainted when you saw to boys messing around in the swimming area. 110: You have written an artical on yaoi for Journalism (O_O It got into the newspaper) 111: You have sneaked yaoi into the yearbook, through quotes and pictures. 112: You watch every doujinshi site you've ever been to, religiously, hoping for an update. 113: You nearly went insane during Golden Week (Naruto didn't get published week crying ) 114: You have entered an art contest at your school with your OTP, and won by a landslide. (O_O) 115: You have converted at least 1 teacher into liking your OTP and they defend the pairing in the middle of class. 116: A majority of your classes end in a discussion about yaoi. 117: You have asked a guy you don't even know if he'll be your uke at the next anime con! (done it -_-; ) 118: Randomly start up a conversation with a cashier about your OTP. 119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme. 120: Your parents have a saying that goes along with yaoi. (My mom will say "Sasuke" and my dad will say "is gay") You're my new hero. XD why's that? 152: When ever you go to an anime convention, you try to get into the yaoi panel even if you're under age
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:45 pm
AzuKitsune Fenris Von Uberwald AzuKitsune 104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?" 105: People are afraid to borrow your iPod for fear of smut popping up. 106: You have tried to make a yaoi fanclub at your school and possibly succeded. (I was so close crying we couldn't get enough members even though we had a willing teacher and the school would allow it crying ) 107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing. 108: When you fail, you google search, they never block it that way ^^; 109: Nearly fainted when you saw to boys messing around in the swimming area. 110: You have written an artical on yaoi for Journalism (O_O It got into the newspaper) 111: You have sneaked yaoi into the yearbook, through quotes and pictures. 112: You watch every doujinshi site you've ever been to, religiously, hoping for an update. 113: You nearly went insane during Golden Week (Naruto didn't get published week crying ) 114: You have entered an art contest at your school with your OTP, and won by a landslide. (O_O) 115: You have converted at least 1 teacher into liking your OTP and they defend the pairing in the middle of class. 116: A majority of your classes end in a discussion about yaoi. 117: You have asked a guy you don't even know if he'll be your uke at the next anime con! (done it -_-; ) 118: Randomly start up a conversation with a cashier about your OTP. 119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme. 120: Your parents have a saying that goes along with yaoi. (My mom will say "Sasuke" and my dad will say "is gay") You're my new hero. XD why's that? 152: When ever you go to an anime convention, you try to get into the yaoi panel even if you're under age haha that is so true!!
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:56 pm
superwhatever AzuKitsune Fenris Von Uberwald AzuKitsune 104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?" 105: People are afraid to borrow your iPod for fear of smut popping up. 106: You have tried to make a yaoi fanclub at your school and possibly succeded. (I was so close crying we couldn't get enough members even though we had a willing teacher and the school would allow it crying ) 107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing. 108: When you fail, you google search, they never block it that way ^^; 109: Nearly fainted when you saw to boys messing around in the swimming area. 110: You have written an artical on yaoi for Journalism (O_O It got into the newspaper) 111: You have sneaked yaoi into the yearbook, through quotes and pictures. 112: You watch every doujinshi site you've ever been to, religiously, hoping for an update. 113: You nearly went insane during Golden Week (Naruto didn't get published week crying ) 114: You have entered an art contest at your school with your OTP, and won by a landslide. (O_O) 115: You have converted at least 1 teacher into liking your OTP and they defend the pairing in the middle of class. 116: A majority of your classes end in a discussion about yaoi. 117: You have asked a guy you don't even know if he'll be your uke at the next anime con! (done it -_-; ) 118: Randomly start up a conversation with a cashier about your OTP. 119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme. 120: Your parents have a saying that goes along with yaoi. (My mom will say "Sasuke" and my dad will say "is gay") You're my new hero. XD why's that? 152: When ever you go to an anime convention, you try to get into the yaoi panel even if you're under age haha that is so true!! XD i know, right? I don't think you can consider yourself a rabid yaoi fangirl untill you've tried this ^^;
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:10 pm
AzuKitsune superwhatever AzuKitsune Fenris Von Uberwald AzuKitsune 104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?" 105: People are afraid to borrow your iPod for fear of smut popping up. 106: You have tried to make a yaoi fanclub at your school and possibly succeded. (I was so close crying we couldn't get enough members even though we had a willing teacher and the school would allow it crying ) 107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing. 108: When you fail, you google search, they never block it that way ^^; 109: Nearly fainted when you saw to boys messing around in the swimming area. 110: You have written an artical on yaoi for Journalism (O_O It got into the newspaper) 111: You have sneaked yaoi into the yearbook, through quotes and pictures. 112: You watch every doujinshi site you've ever been to, religiously, hoping for an update. 113: You nearly went insane during Golden Week (Naruto didn't get published week crying ) 114: You have entered an art contest at your school with your OTP, and won by a landslide. (O_O) 115: You have converted at least 1 teacher into liking your OTP and they defend the pairing in the middle of class. 116: A majority of your classes end in a discussion about yaoi. 117: You have asked a guy you don't even know if he'll be your uke at the next anime con! (done it -_-; ) 118: Randomly start up a conversation with a cashier about your OTP. 119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme. 120: Your parents have a saying that goes along with yaoi. (My mom will say "Sasuke" and my dad will say "is gay") You're my new hero. XD why's that? 152: When ever you go to an anime convention, you try to get into the yaoi panel even if you're under age haha that is so true!! XD i know, right? I don't think you can consider yourself a rabid yaoi fangirl untill you've tried this ^^; O_o oh really now...Maybe i'll try it at AX this year
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:43 pm
Ryuichi Inuzuka AzuKitsune superwhatever AzuKitsune Fenris Von Uberwald AzuKitsune 104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?" 105: People are afraid to borrow your iPod for fear of smut popping up. 106: You have tried to make a yaoi fanclub at your school and possibly succeded. (I was so close crying we couldn't get enough members even though we had a willing teacher and the school would allow it crying ) 107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing. 108: When you fail, you google search, they never block it that way ^^; 109: Nearly fainted when you saw to boys messing around in the swimming area. 110: You have written an artical on yaoi for Journalism (O_O It got into the newspaper) 111: You have sneaked yaoi into the yearbook, through quotes and pictures. 112: You watch every doujinshi site you've ever been to, religiously, hoping for an update. 113: You nearly went insane during Golden Week (Naruto didn't get published week crying ) 114: You have entered an art contest at your school with your OTP, and won by a landslide. (O_O) 115: You have converted at least 1 teacher into liking your OTP and they defend the pairing in the middle of class. 116: A majority of your classes end in a discussion about yaoi. 117: You have asked a guy you don't even know if he'll be your uke at the next anime con! (done it -_-; ) 118: Randomly start up a conversation with a cashier about your OTP. 119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme. 120: Your parents have a saying that goes along with yaoi. (My mom will say "Sasuke" and my dad will say "is gay") You're my new hero. XD why's that? 152: When ever you go to an anime convention, you try to get into the yaoi panel even if you're under age haha that is so true!! XD i know, right? I don't think you can consider yourself a rabid yaoi fangirl untill you've tried this ^^; O_o oh really now...Maybe i'll try it at AX this year I wasnt brave enough to attemt this... but I DID go the Yaoi After Glow panel.. which was still awsome ^^ I had to drag my friend in there cause even though she's a yaoi loving freak, she was scared to go in.. They knew we was 13 at the time
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:15 pm
Kereneko Ryuichi Inuzuka AzuKitsune superwhatever AzuKitsune XD why's that? 152: When ever you go to an anime convention, you try to get into the yaoi panel even if you're under age haha that is so true!! XD i know, right? I don't think you can consider yourself a rabid yaoi fangirl untill you've tried this ^^; O_o oh really now...Maybe i'll try it at AX this year I wasnt brave enough to attemt this... but I DID go the Yaoi After Glow panel.. which was still awsome ^^ I had to drag my friend in there cause even though she's a yaoi loving freak, she was scared to go in.. They knew we was 13 at the time O_O lovely <3 Yeah, I tried really hard, but still failed miserably -_-
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:52 am
OMG!!!! I'M SO GUILTY OF ALMOST ALL OF THESE!!! I LAUGHING SO HARD MY SIDES HURT! I'm especially guilty of #131 (especially Phantom of the Opera, I have a yaoi fic idea that I need to write down still), #87, #93, #35, and #44. All of these except for #131 I have gotten from my mom. Also, in reference to #44, me and mom have this sort of game that we play when watching one of our favorite movies/shows where we just start putting guys together and if a guy shows even a little concern for another guy one of us will go "Aaawww, how sweet, he's worried about his lover."
153:When watching a favorite movie/show you talk for the characters and have the guys say something perverted/admit their love to another male character or about another male character.
Ex: Me and mom did this. One of my favorite shows is Stargate Sg1 and the main characters were being held captive by on of the enemies who was know as Apophis and this is what was said:
Evil character who I can't remeber the name of: "What was that?"
Me talking for Apophis: "Oh, that was just my male b***h Daniel."
Mom talking for Apophis: "Bark like dog for me, Daniel."
(Also, the character Daniel had his hands tied behind his back, was on his knees, and blindfolded in the back ground.)
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:32 pm
LovechildofKakaNaru OMG!!!! I'M SO GUILTY OF ALMOST ALL OF THESE!!! I LAUGHING SO HARD MY SIDES HURT! I'm especially guilty of #131 (especially Phantom of the Opera, I have a yaoi fic idea that I need to write down still), #87, #93, #35, and #44. All of these except for #131 I have gotten from my mom. Also, in reference to #44, me and mom have this sort of game that we play when watching one of our favorite movies/shows where we just start putting guys together and if a guy shows even a little concern for another guy one of us will go "Aaawww, how sweet, he's worried about his lover." 153:When watching a favorite movie/show you talk for the characters and have the guys say something perverted/admit their love to another male character or about another male character. Ex: Me and mom did this. One of my favorite shows is Stargate Sg1 and the main characters were being held captive by on of the enemies who was know as Apophis and this is what was said: Evil character who I can't remeber the name of: "What was that?" Me talking for Apophis: "Oh, that was just my male b***h Daniel." Mom talking for Apophis: "Bark like dog for me, Daniel." (Also, the character Daniel had his hands tied behind his back, was on his knees, and blindfolded in the back ground.) Your MOM!? XD I can't imagine telling my mom that I like yaoi. Let alone enjoying it with her. 154. If a friend bends over you run over and fake hump them and yell "Assrape-age!" (I only do that with two of my friends and only when we're alone but it's sooo funny.)
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 7:57 am
Buddygirl 154. If a friend bends over you run over and fake hump them and yell "Assrape-age!" (I only do that with two of my friends and only when we're alone but it's sooo funny.) This girl in my PE class was doing that, yesterday... well, she didn't yell assrapage, but she kept fake-humping annother girl... :Sweat:
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