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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:02 am
die for him and me. He proceeded to throw lightning, but at the last second...
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:02 am
I jumped to one side. But I fell into a . . .
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:29 pm
large vat of chocolate pudding. Luckily, I had my...
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:36 am
..rusty spoon. I started eating all of the chocolate pudding while..
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:56 pm
elevator music played loudly, bouncing off the walls and increasing in volume with every echo. It was rather...
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:37 pm
fun but I knew I had to risk exploding from the vast amount of chocolate entering my stomach or find another way out.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:15 pm
...of the factory. Meanwhile, my cat was doing the...
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:06 pm
macarena in the model airplane that just pulled up beside me. I...
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:02 pm
...grabbed the airplane and threw it on the ground. Then, I slowly...
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:43 pm
beat the cat to a pulp. Tired from the deed, I....
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:15 am
...headed for the public restroom. I went to the sink to wash my face when, all of a sudden,...
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:16 pm
from the sink erupted a fountain of blood. Knowing exactly what to do in this particular situation, I...
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:00 am
grabbed onto the the ceiling fan and then.....
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:06 pm
let go, throwing me though the door. Somewhat dazed I ...
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:34 pm
Started doing cart-wheels through the air, like the ninja I am. I then...
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