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 Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:06 am
Strideo Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:45 am
Okami Ameras Strideo Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! YES. That is awesome! XD A lady went to the doctor. She said, "Doctor! Doctor! Help me! I'm shrinking! I'm shrinking!" The doctor said, "Madam, you'll just have to be a little patient." A limbo dancer walked into a bar. ...He lost.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:45 am
NightingaleRB Okami Ameras Strideo Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! YES. That is awesome! XD A lady went to the doctor. She said, "Doctor! Doctor! Help me! I'm shrinking! I'm shrinking!" The doctor said, "Madam, you'll just have to be a little patient." A limbo dancer walked into a bar. ...He lost. Nice.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:22 am
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:13 am
kind of an adult joke:
how do you make a hormone?
You tell her you dont have any money.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:55 am
In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:03 am
Strideo In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes. In communist Russia, votes count YOU! xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:07 am
My friend Max hates going up steep hills.
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:11 am
Okami Ameras My friend Max hates going up steep hills.
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:11 am
The policeman pulls over a car onto the side of the road and walks over to the driver.
"Do you realise you've got two snakes attached to the front of your car?" he asks.
"It's all right," replies the driver, "they're just my windscreen vipers."
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:28 am
A Californian man has invented a robotic parking attendant.
He's calling it the Silicon Valet.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:30 am
When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:39 am
Okami Ameras When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach. Ouch! xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:43 am
Strideo Okami Ameras When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach. Ouch! xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:09 am
Strideo Okami Ameras When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach. Ouch! xd *Groan*
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