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 Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:38 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:41 pm
That book...you know which one. Ack, how could she do that, I mean really.
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Lady_Ninja_Squire Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:41 pm
Your frustrated at a book. sweatdrop stare
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:42 pm
Yes, and it's not fair how could she kill them.
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Lady_Ninja_Squire Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:42 pm
Yes, I already know I finshed the book, too.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:42 pm
Ok, so you know exactly what i'm refering to.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:43 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:19 pm
70 year old man and a brand new sports car
This 70 year old man buys a brand new sports car and drives it off the lot
On Blanding he starts doing around 60mph
Then he reaches the interstate and begins pushing 80
He looks in his rear view and notices a state trooper behind him with his lights flashing
The old man starts to push 90 100 110 120
Then he thinks to himself "I'm too old to be doin this" so he pulls over and the cop steps out of the car
He walks up to the old man and said "Ok look it's Friday and my shift ends in 30 min if you can give me a reason for speeding I've never heard before I'll let you go."
The old man sat and thought for a min
Then without hesitation said "A few years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a nice day sir" and the cop walks away.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:39 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:45 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:47 am
im confused did yall lose your mind (in distance "minds for sale") come with me
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:45 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:41 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:57 am
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
w/ comentary on a couple!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. (haha my mom and I did this the other day!)
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Sexual Favors" .
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera. (haha I do this one whenever I watch Phantom of the Opera)
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. (Somone did this to me once... *sniffles* so mean! j/k)
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" (I wanna try this one!)
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ... therapy
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