"Are all shopping expenses paid?" (If not, I guess I will earn some extra cash by working in the nearest flower-and-willow district. It's worth it.)

Ironically, HardGay is straight. I liked the reference you made to him, though. xD

Edit: Oh, now I recognize the Hare Hare Yukai dance. I've never watched that show, but I've seen the clip quite a few times.