This probably as cracky as it gets, but I at least have SOME proof.
Some.
LOL. Meaning I'm totally pushing boundries and the idea just popped in my head .5 seconds ago. this is cliched it's funny, but I love it!
Sasuke's weakness is seeing girls cry
razz Why? Take five major instances.
1- Wave Arc. Sasuke's dead, right? Not. Sakura's crying. He wakes up, sees her, and with concern in his voice, he says her name-- the first thing he says when he wakes up. He also is not as brash as he normally would be with her-- he lightly tells her that her hug hurts, without any forceful language.
3- Meeting with Orochimaru. They get stuck in a trance that hinders their movement-- Sasuke knows they need to move, but they can't. He doesn't find the will power to move until he turns and sees Sakura staring in fear and crying.
2- Forest of Death. Sasuke's taken over and consumed by the curse seal-- his main point is protecting Sakura, but he still stops when she runs and hugs him-- but the curse seal itself doesn't begin to
recede until he sees her crying.
3- Hospital Scene. Sasuke wakes up from his Tsukiyomi induced coma-- seemingly having no problem sitting up right. Sakura bounces on him, bawling her eyes out. If he ahd the power to sit up so quickly, then he had the power to shove her off. Instead he completely ignores Naruto and watches her with a sad, sympathetic expression.
4- The Goodbye Scene. Sasuke makes sure he doesn't face her at all the ENTIRE scene... and she's crying. He still isn't overly harsh with her, and to a point it seems like he's trying to sugar coat the situation with kinder words ("It's true I wanted to think I could stay here and do the things we've done up until now." "From here on out, we start different paths."). He also says nothing when she says he's always hated her --- hateful Sasuke would have openly said something like "You expected more?", but he didn't. He would never admit that he cared/loved her, so his silence speaks a lot. He takes the time to turn around and SMILE at her, while saying she was annoying (his smile is ironic, kind of like "you're making me reconsider my decision"). She starts to cry more and it's after this and her announcement that she'll scream that he thanks her and knocks her out, and proceeds to lay her on a bench (come on, she fell forward. it's not like she fell on bench herself, especially in the way she's going. She's lying in the opposite direction she fell). I still hold that he knocked her out not because seh said she'd scream, but because she was making him reconsider and he wanted desperately to keep to his decision.
Just a little thought to toss out there-- I don't care if it gets debated into hell XD