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 Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:15 pm
Shut up, you! the name of STEWIE will one day be known throughout the entire universe with fear and servility attatched to its utterance!! NOW BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, YOUR FUTURE RULER, YOU PEASANTS!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:32 pm
Miri grabbed a foam ball and threw it at Stewie.
"Bow Down to the ball! It hit ya!"
Miri grinned.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:06 pm
"You fool! I will not bow down to the ball, for it is...GAH! that SHAPE! it...it must be my LONG LOST BROTHER!, but why? why have they beheaded you so? I never even knew your name! oh god! oh...hey...Nerf? what kind of a name is THAT?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:12 am
Miri was dying on the floor laughing.
"Here have some more!"
Miri threw more of the same foam balls at stewie.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:36 am
"You can't fool me! YOU! you aren't me real brother! sister? NO! oh my god! so many balls! this worse than the time-what am I thinking, this is no time for a flashback! just because the rest of my family is insane and loves flashbacks doesn't mean I shuld be too!"
by the time Stewie was done ranting, he was buried in Nerf balls.
"You are one cruel child, you know that?" came his muffled voice from under the heap of balls in his crib.
"Oh, don't mind me. its not like Im having trouble breathing or anything. no, I'm just fine. just-ACK. ccchhhhhhOOOOOOk! hmm. khmm. Nerf ball. yeaaaahh...they don't taste good..they don't taste good at -OH GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU MERCILESS CHILD! RELEASE ME I SAY!!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:54 pm
Raye puts Stewie in a crib and Miri in a playpen "Children please! No fighting!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:14 pm
Miri decides to put on her cute act. She walks over to Raye with one of her cutest faces.
"B-but miss, I was just playing with the nice sweet tiny baby!"
Miri gets fake tears in her eyes.
"All i want to do is just play w-with him!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:55 pm
Raye looks down at Miri "I think the little baby is a bit grumpy let him sleep and then you can play with him, okay?" she smiles and give sMiri a cookie.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:28 am
"O-ok then.."
Hmph, I don't get to make fun of that kid for awhile...but I got a cookie!
Miri was content with the cookie, she took a bite.
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:39 pm
hmm...the squaling one gets sweet baked goods for her antics, but my plotting seems to have no effect on these fools. better try another approach.
"Oh Waaah! I want a cookie, too! oh sob!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:56 pm
"Wow I actually forgot that you were a baby! You still cry!"
Miri said while eating the cookie...
"Wow these cokies are awesome! You should really try one Steve!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:39 pm
"IT'S STEWIE!!!...I mean...WAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:26 pm
Miri looked around, she found a box of cookies and took one out.
"Fine if yu want one so much why don't you just have one?!"
Miri said, she threw the cookie at Stewies large head, it soon broke into 2.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:03 pm
"I say, why do you always resort to violece to solve your problems? I mean, couldn't you use your powers for good? with a throwing arm like that, you could top Barry Bonds with about 20 years and an equal amount of steroid treatment!"
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:08 pm
KID
Name: Joey
Age: 7
Personality: When he was little his mommy dropped him on his head. He's never been the same since. He's a mischevious little cookie stealer. He's also uses way too big of words for his age, and got a phone call home for organizing everybody's books by color during recess. He's mastered the puppy face to an art.
Appearance: Black hair, blue shirt and jeans.
Pottytrained?: Yes
Disability?: He prefers the term "evil genius"
Wets Bed?: No
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