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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:40 pm
"One morning Petoria gave billy cervical hemorrhoids by reusing bananas as dildos. Writhing in agony, billy shouted 'SCIENTIFIC METHOD!' and slaped The Penguin around the Buddha belly with a frying pan. Petoria gave Simon a piece of her dripping ice cream while showing him her fusion reactor. He promptly hit himself several times over his kidney sac while cackling evily.
Billy masturbated furiously in his mind. He ate pubes and choked on one and gagged up a hairball made of pubes. Petoria proceeded to eat Billy's waffles with maple syrup. When she finished,..."
Billy had run away.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:41 pm
she found (this is interesting)
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:44 pm
him standing by a
(Ain't it though? pirate The number of words you use corresponds to the page number!
ie--page four, four words per post.)
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:03 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:47 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:53 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:52 pm
really, really, really hurts.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:57 pm
When you use a steel condom.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:51 am
Petoria cried rainbow tears
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:36 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:40 pm
Yet somehow she survived!
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:23 pm
Quite a shocking discovery.
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