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 Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:54 pm
Granted but the penguin is a nympho and will never leave you alone.
I wish I was a vampire with no weakness at all!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:57 pm
Granted. But you grow so over confidant, that the townfolk summon an arch angel to kill you.
I wish I was dead. ((I wanna see someone screw that one up))
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:05 pm
Granted. you get a cancer in your nerves that give you a slow and painful death - and go to hell when you finally die.
I wish I could transform in any animal still with my mind and come back to human form again!
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:10 pm
((Makes no difference to me, Im dead.))
Granted. You turn into a mouse, and before you can change back, get eaten by a hawk.
I wish I could get laid by someone with no STDs. Or family ties.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:05 am
granted, but she likes it so much she wont let you leave and screws you to death
i wish i could drive
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:15 am
poof you can drive but your brakes go out of contorl in a walmart superstore parking lot and you wrack up 20 000 points in pedestrian pin ball before driving right into a gas tankard and blowing up the whole city block...congratulations you just blew up a wally world lmao
i wish i had a d**k that could touch the ground
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:16 am
( that easy? ) Granted, you drive off a cliff
I wish I could draw better
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:50 am
kroft: granted, but a small dog bites the head off cuz it can reach that far down and it scared the dog
kasa: granted, but your hands fall off in an accident at work
i wish my brother was still alive (sorry, its the only wish i can think of)
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:59 am
im sorri i cant be cruel... so your wish is the only one granted without conciquence...itd be totally unfair to toy with ones emotions like that and make up some cruel twist of fate
i wish i could make an album with kurt cobain
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:06 am
(thank you hon, thank you so much) granted, but courtney love rapes you in your sleep
i wish i had a pet attack ferret........
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:08 am
wish granted but it humps your leg with such furry he causes rub burn that gets infected with necro faceitus(flesh eating disease) and you lose your leg
i wish i could have a threesome with pamala anderson(before she had hep C) and carman electra...a whole week long ******** fest that leaves me so drained of bodily fluids i look like a dehydrated version of jerid from the subway commercials lmao
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:18 am
granted, but you are so tired and starved that you end up dieing when they go home.
i wish i had pretty dragon wings.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:49 am
Granted but you fly so high in the earth that you suffocate from lack of oxygen and plummet to your death.
I wish I had a well balanced weight and feeding pattern.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:39 pm
Granted but then the monkey paw gets tired and leaps on your face ripping your flesh off and you bleed to death. (sorry could not think of a thing that would work)
I wish I had a flower in my hair
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:43 pm
((What monkey paw?))
Granted, but it wilts and dies.
I wish I could be better at life.
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