Judge: Any objections?

OBJECTION!!!
Judge: On what grounds?

ON GROUNDS THAT IM BORING!!! ...and that I felt like it.... I HAVE PROOF THAT IM BORING!!! And the proof is-
A) Just look at me!
B) Umm... the knife?
C) von Karma's letter to Yammi Yogi

The proof was... VON KARMA'S LETTER TO YAMMI YOGI!!! As you can see, it says- "Now is the time to get revenge on Edgeworth... oh yea... isn't that Phoenix Wright guy boring?"
Judge: Well!!! That can only point to one conclusion... it was Ms. Scarlet (AKA April May), with the the candlestick, in the library! I declare Phoenix Wright... GUILTY!!! ....of being boring...
April: Is Ms. Scarlet the hot one?

YES!!!
April: YAY!!! *blink and bouncy thing*