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[ Hippoman ]

PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:12 pm


When you recive a gift you don't like: Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:22 pm


I'll never forget they're last words: .....uhh.......

[ Hippoman ]


Demon Duck of Doom
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:38 pm


you can't spell slaughter with out laughter.... twisted
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:33 pm


hirai
Raven_Ridge
Setting: At the Zoo with my Aunt Megan (Whom I called Auntie May-May at the time)


Me: "Auntie May-May! I wanna see the seals! Please?!?!?"

Aunt Megan: (Looking at a Capybara, a giant rat/rabbit) "No! We just saw the seals! We're looking at the big bunny right now."

Me: "But I wanna see the seals!"

Megan: "No. We might see them later, but not now!"

Me: (In the loudest voice my 4-year-old lungs could muster) "F*** BIG RABBIT!!!"

I love you...even though you're a guy.
You'll get over it, because you'll realize soon that everyone loves me!!! mrgreen

Raven_Ridge


Raven_Ridge

PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:34 pm


Demon Duck of Doom
you can't spell slaughter with out laughter.... twisted
mrgreen OH MY GOD! You just made me realize that "Manslaughter" is "Man's Laughter" without a space (Or apostrophe)!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:35 pm


"Curiosity wet the bear, but I'm a hippo! I'm SUPPOSED to get wet!"
-Hippo

Captain Saru


Demon Duck of Doom
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:28 pm


Raven_Ridge
Demon Duck of Doom
you can't spell slaughter with out laughter.... twisted
mrgreen OH MY GOD! You just made me realize that "Manslaughter" is "Man's Laughter" without a space (Or apostrophe)!!!
wow....do you think other people know about this???...could this be another one of those conspiracies????
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:36 pm


"Everywhere is walking distance... if you simply had the time." 3nodding

JTN
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JTN
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:38 pm


"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:57 pm


people are like jigsaw puzzles...they are only puzzling when you don't know how the pieces fit together

Demon Duck of Doom
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Raven_Ridge

PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:55 pm


"Some people are like Slinkys... They don't do much, but everyone enjoys watching them tumble down the stairs!"
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:57 pm


Raven_Ridge
"Some people are like Slinkys... They don't do much, but everyone enjoys watching them tumble down the stairs!"
now thats funny rofl

Demon Duck of Doom
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:08 pm


I still have a little sanity left. I keep it in a cage and throw it table scraps when I remember.

--Fugi_Hobo_Jacket
PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:52 am


If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all...*my mom as she put duct tape on my brother's mouth*...this should help...

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:54 am


its not the dust bunnies you have to worry about....its the dirt serpents...

(friend hear a drunk outside a motel room say this)
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