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 Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:51 pm
You get it, but it turns to be a zombie monkey and it flees and infects all the city! Surprise monkey buttsecks. Eeeew.
I wish I had a faster Internet connection. 1 Mbps isn't enough for all those *ahem* legal torrents. domokun
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:32 pm
You get a faster internet connection but the only websites you can visit are quilting websites.
I wish Cartoon Network played good shows on Friday night, instead of there stupid Fridays show.
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:46 pm
You get your wish, but they play stupid shows the rest of the week, and eat monkeys
I wish I could meet John Williams
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:35 pm
who killed asmodean You get your wish, but they play stupid shows the rest of the week, and eat monkeys I wish I could meet John Williams well (<-insert snappy remark about john williams) i wish dethklok was a real band
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:05 am
You get your wish, but it turns out to be crappy pop and you wish you didn't wished in first place.
I wish I had a SUV.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:50 am
You get your wish, but it is so top heavy that you roll it going around the first corner you come to.
I wish I didn't have to go to school to get a better job.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:03 pm
You get your wish, but then the better job ends up having to do with killing puppies.
I wish that people would actually understand what I do.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:15 pm
people start to understand you and then it becomes impossible for you to keep secrets, your found out in a lie and killed
i wish i had both hands
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:07 pm
Your second hand appears then somone chops of your foot.
I wish that it would keep snowing till morning.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:22 pm
it does, but they plow the streets quickly and you still have to go to school.
I wish I wasn't so busy.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:50 am
You are no longer busy, but then you run around in circles screaming: " I can't find anything to do!" gonk
I wish the Neopets site and all existing backup copies would burst into flames.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:41 pm
You get your wish, Neopets no longer exists but then a group of stoned programmers and stick figure artists come up with something even worse: 1337petzlolz, in which you have an "Auto-Flame" button for Forums, a "PermabanPlz" option in your userpage, graphics that look like drawn by a mentally-challenged 3 year old and more bugs than a dead pig.
I wish I had a bigger harddisk.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:48 pm
You get the bigger harddisk but then it ends up not working
I wish that it would snow about 3 more inches then drop a couple of degrees.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:20 pm
you get your wish, but then you lose power and freez to death.
i wish other people could see my pet monster.
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