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 Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:24 pm
"..or just eat all of the world's potato salad."
Just then, a large box of fireworks fell from the sky. Curiously enough, there was a note attached..
(use 'bomb' and 'pit bull')
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:37 am
...The note said "A bomb has been set inside of your house and has been set to go off in 40 minutes. If you survive this bomb, I shall send my pit bull to track you down and butt sex you until you say "Mercy ba-Jesus!"...
(use "mission impossible 2" and "really long action scene that you just wanted to see the ending too")
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:27 am
..."Do you remember that really long action scene that you just wanted to see the ending to? I don't think you'll want to after we're through with you."
That was when the Mission Impossible theme song started to softly play in the room (the remix of the song for Mission Imossible 2, that is,) as the boy's phone rang.
((use Doom 3 in the next one))
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:44 am
...It was just his best friend who was half Jesus half monkey challenging him to a mobile phone game of Doom 3. He then begged monkeyjesus to come to the rescue...
(Use "Divine Intervention" and "banana")
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:18 pm
..but monkeyjesus turned him down to go find someone else to play doom 3 with him. Mrtommyos was left, hoping for divine intervention, when it occurred to him- A banana! Why, of course....
(use 'hot potato' and 'kangaroo')
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:48 pm
A banana, not a hot potato, could save his a** from playing Doom 3. He Launched what he thought was a banana which was actualy a kangaroo at monkey jesus. The kangaroo bounced back when...
(Tinky Winky and aquatic)
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:54 pm
Eternalnight666 A banana, not a hot potato, could save his a** from playing Doom 3. He Launched what he thought was a banana which was actualy a kangaroo at monkey jesus. The kangaroo bounced back when... (Tinky Winky and aquatic) Tinky Winky popped out of nowhere and the kangaroo ran away to hide behind a dead aquatic fish ("lesbian" and "holy"
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:40 pm
Angelic Alchemist Ninja Eternalnight666 A banana, not a hot potato, could save his a** from playing Doom 3. He Launched what he thought was a banana which was actualy a kangaroo at monkey jesus. The kangaroo bounced back when... (Tinky Winky and aquatic) Tinky Winky popped out of nowhere and the kangaroo ran away to hide behind a dead aquatic fish ("lesbian" and "holy" ...But then Angelina the holy lesbian picked up the fish and started beating.... (use dominatrix and mrtommyos)
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:41 pm
..The dominatrix that controlled Mrtommyos. Angelina beat the crap out of her, and then tied her up. Mrtommyos screamed in utter terror. "help me I am being atacked by the holy lesbian who...
(cow and safty)
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:04 am
...sleeps with cows. suddenly, there was a sense of safety when...
(use "General s0ul caper~" and "Peter Pan")
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:35 pm
General s0ul caper~ showed up drunk and dressed as Peter Pan. Everyone stopped and..
(use 'closet', 'Germany', and 'Nascar')
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:52 pm
headed twords the closset. They were directed by the Drunk German General, SOul Caper to live in the closet. They were sad to give up their Nascar party but they knew....
Use Lima bean and Nabisco
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:47 pm
...that any second the Lima Bean overlords would come and break it up. But then rised a mighty party-crasher by the name of Nabisco. And he said to the people...
(Use Drew Carey and Lexmark Printer's Ink)
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:53 pm
"Worship Drew Carey or all your Lexmark printer's ink are belong to us! There is only one way to..."
(use 'Photoshop', 'alcoholic ukranians' and 'sweaty')
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:40 am
["There is only one way to...] appease the mighty Nabisco corp - to which you owe your lives for our protection. We have kept you safe from not only the Lima Bean overlords, but the sweaty alcoholic Ukranians as well. However, there is one thing we desire, a hacked bootlegged copy of Photoshop. We had considered asking for ...
(use herring, mighty, tree, or shrubbery)
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