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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:07 pm
"In the name of the Emperor! Bring me the Relish for my hot dog brother Sergeant!" mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:18 pm
"Get down on your knees and suc- i-... for...the...Emper..or..?" -looks at the Camera Man and a Recorder- "I said no documenting what I do in my personal chambers!!! You! Flame man! Kill them!"
Sorry. Haha. Kinda mildly dirty. But hey!
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:20 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:34 pm
"And so I sayith to thee brother thou shalt bring me the heads of 17 Emo children whom like to whine about the world and hate the game of our overlords!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:40 pm
Chaplain Cassius: The Emperor Demands Tacos !!
Brother Sergeant: It is my duty to serve.
Servitor in the back: Crunchy or soft ?
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:51 pm
lol, nice guys! rofl
Well I want to give everyone a chance to post a quote so, should I judge them tomarrow or on Friday?
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:30 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:29 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:08 pm
Chaplain: "Brother Sergeant, in the forge of war you have been crafted. In the Fires of Battle, you have been shaped. By the Emperors hand you are his will. Praise be to the lord god-imperator! Master of Humanity! You have travled the lengths and breaths of the Imperium and faught the most dangerous threat to mankind, the vile Tyranids. In their blood you have bathed them, and in their ichor you have stained your blade many times. With valour and courage, you brought light to the dark places. You are a Space Marine greatest of all warriors! I now promote you to the 1st Company, now take your place among the chapters finest."
(know one said they had to be funny.)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:29 pm
crap i told u not to activate it.. (with gir voice) space marine: aww i wanted it to explode just like this KABLAM!
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:54 pm
Isis47470 Chaplain Cassius: The Emperor Demands Tacos !! Brother Sergeant: It is my duty to serve. Servitor in the back: Crunchy or soft ? Nice!
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:47 pm
Chaplain: What is this? Whe have an infestation?
Servitor: We had one, but the brother-captain before you handled it single-handly
Chaplain:Ah good then. I will give you your new honor then brother-captain. From this day forward, let your battle-brothers express joy when they shout the name.....um wait, your name is what?!?
Brother Captain: It's just what it says sir.... Buggie McSmashems.
Chaplain:.......this is waht we get for recruiting from a planet of bug exterminators......*sighs and slouches away, grumbling. To his servitor in a low voice*I want an exterminatus on the exterminator planet.......
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:50 pm
When Chaplains go senile: the hidden shame of the Space Marines and the Ecclisarchy
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:01 pm
Xxemodragon_omegaxX crap i told u not to activate it.. (with gir voice) space marine: aww i wanted it to explode just like this KABLAM! I could hug you for that ! rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:39 am
Chaplain: "Can't...reach...shiny..."
Servitor: "There he goes again, when will he learn that eldar grav tanks speeding towards him are a bad thing?"
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