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 Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:09 am
.Savage_Kitten. These may have already been said, but... "You finger and I'll play." "Blow harder, girl!" :3 lol! i've said both of those! here's one: "you need to suck on it longer so it will sound better (reeds)" "Mine is too hard!" "You need to just finger and blow and the same time--simple" "Blow harder"
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:21 am
"Come on, just tighten your lips and blow a bit harder!!!"
"I just farted"
"Do you have a pad or tampon??"
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:03 am
i_heart_furuba725 that's a pretty big dent in your instrument haha dent i didn't even think of that lol I was thinking you have to hit it harder or it just won't come out right
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:18 pm
shoaffer Syrinx330 OMG, me and my friend just thought of this one. Guitarist: I need to losen up my G String. Ok, that might be kind of wrong, but not as bad as some of trombone jokes. I can't believe people didn't think of this one too. Sorry, I just watched the Producers last night. We boners are very dirty! I can see that. xD
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:26 pm
"have you cleaned it yet" Meaning when flutes are filled with spit, they don't play as well and spit drips down.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:25 pm
Do you ever stay up at night and play with yourself?
heh...
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:45 pm
"Don't suck! BLOW!"
"Would you hold my wood?"
"Today's Wet T-shirt Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thong Thursday. Don't mix them up."
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:48 pm
Almost forgot this one. Our band director said this my freshmen year and we havent let him live it down yet.
"Give me that brassy, horny sound!!!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:32 pm
Your putting it in all wrong...
Dude! I think you broke it!
Is that supposed to be bent?
Oh goodness...
; D I do have to say there are so many, so little time!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:40 am
Pull out more. More, more, more. OK, that's good.
The other trombones took all my good ones crying
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:31 am
Take in a little bit more...yes...and blow!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:46 pm
BD: If you blow too hard, the spit won't come out.
The time where the trombones tried to empty out the spit from inside thier instruments. I take off my whole slide and sump out the spit! xd
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:51 pm
We got new mutes for our trombone section and one of these girls was having trouble getting it in and out in time. (which sounds bad enough as is.) xd
But then our BD felt the need to say "Just twist it in and push a little harder. when you get to that rest, pull it back out."
Of course, only the drummers laughed because we are the only ones with our minds in the gutter.
rolleyes
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:59 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:39 pm
I am a band geek
Your tonging(sp?) is horrible!
Got a PROBLEM with that?!
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