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 Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:40 pm
" ATTENTION EVERYONE" Yelled Gaara " AS YOU ALL KNOW BY NOW I AM COMPLEATLY NAKED AND AM LIKLEY TO REMAIN SO UNLESS SOMEONE GIVES ME MY GOSH DARN CLOTHES!!!!!" He said Looking at the UPS guy. The UPS guy ran out to the truck.
" Meanwhile." Said Gaara as he looked at Naruto " before I put my clothes on I should probably get all this frosting off of me."
he then started licking his arm in much the same was as a cat licks it's paws. Gaara looked at Naruto again " Well, aren't you going to help me?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:47 pm
Lee looked at Gaara and ralized that he wouldn't be able to reach some places with his tongue so Lee, being the helpfull friend that he is volenteered. After all, he was a bit older and had to set the example right wink
Though he was nervous, he moved close to Gaara and started licking the frosting off of his stomach. He looked up at him for reasurance and Gaara gave it by leaning in and licking some of the frosting off of Lee's neck.
'this really isn't so bad' thought Lee ' actually...this is really nice. Maybe I can do this again sometime...maybe Gaara can be the one licking frosting off of me...maybe he can lick frosting off of my....um.... redface wow I can't believe I'm having such thoughts.'
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:00 pm
'Well Kiba and Shino seem to be getting along very well' , thought Naruto, while his brain tried to deal with a very naked Gaara.'Maybe I need to get a drink. Or eight...'
"Barman, twenty shots of sake, on the double please" he said, slamming his fist on the counter.
"Sure thing," said the blonde barman with a grin. He was becoming real glad that it was his shift tonight; every hot available gay guy in Konoha was here, and as far as he was concerned, the pleantiful alchohol was amping up his chances of getting laid.
Two minutes later, Naruto had downed all twenty shots of sake, and ordered twenty more. Very quickly, Naruto was getting drunk. And so, the blonde fox boy took one look at Gaara, moved a protesting Lee out of the way and said, "Hey, you with the cute a** and the frosting, you gonna dance with me with me or don't you what? If you do, I'll temporarily lend you some clothes. Please do note that I said 'Temporarily', as you are probably not going to be in them long."
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:14 pm
(OMG...I have a great idea...let's pair the bartender up with the UPS guy rofl )
As Lee licked the last of the frosting off of Gaara's (use your imagination) the UPS guy returned with his clothes. He quickly got dressed, much to the dissapointment of Jiraiya and all the other perverted shota-obsessed older men in the room.
" Thanks Lee." said Gaara and patted him on the head before walking over to dance with Naruto.
He slid his arms around Naruto's waist and pulled him in close. The alcahol was showing in Naruto's face and he felt warm. Gaara had no intenting of drinking anything that night. He wanted to remember this forever. He leaned in close to Naruto whispered in his ear ' so I take it that you enjoyed my present'
though, in Gaara's head he was saying " ******** yeah...you see that Shukaku you ********. Naruto said I have a cute a**."
the demon replied ' You're not in his pants yet. The nights still young."
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:22 pm
An update for those of you who haven't been reading: Gaara currently has his clothes on.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:27 pm
(( rofl it's times like this you curse the pg-13 rating xd ))
Kiba chuckled. "You never know, the nights still young...but it's looking good for you so far." he nipped at Shinos lower lip then turned back to the bar with a grin on his face. "Hey, give me another drink, one of the large glasses please." While he waited for his drink, he watched as Naruto downed a bunch of shots. He's going to regret drinking so fast later...lucky for whoever he ends up with I guess.
After he finished his drink, he decided he wanted to dance agian. "Shall we try this again or are you going to sit this one out?" he ask Shino as the next song started.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:45 pm
((OMG!! I just got the best idea!how about the bartender slips ecstacy into one of the guys drinks XD)) "Let's dance..." Shino, who was now sitting in a chair next to him, turned to him. 'I don't wanna take any chances of losing you to someone else now that I'm so close...' He found his pale porcelain hand being dragged out onto the dance floor by Kiba. He smirked as he followed him from behind. 'I'm gonna make sure this night is too good for either of us to forget...'
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:05 pm
Kiba pulled Shino against him and gave him a sexy smile, "Hmm, good grinding song." He then began dancing to the music, making sure to rub himself agaisnt Shino as much as he could. If only he weren't wearing any clothes, this would be perfect. Then again, I'd have to hit anyone who'd try and touch him. He slid down the perfect body and when he came back up, he ran his tongue over the bare skin of Shino's stomach, then did the same to his neck. Damn, he smells so good...
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:14 pm
"How troublesome...I'm late." Shikamaru said.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:24 pm
He blushed again, as he stared down at him. Goddammit of all times I have to get nervous now...? I thought I was finally over it... I guess I should have taken the chance to get more sake while Kiba was drinking his... He shivered slightly feeling Kiba's warm tongue run over his skin causing him to get a little excited.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:33 pm
"..." Said Shikamaru as he walked in. He had no idea what was going on so he sat down and ordered a drink. He was not a social butterfly.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:53 pm
Okay Kiba, slow down. Just breath. You don't want to scare him away now, do you? Just think of something else; get your mind away from where it's going. Though he was thinking it, he couldn't tear himself away from Shino yet. It felt too good there in his arms. When another image flashed through his head, he pulled away and quickly looked around the room.
I gotta calm myself down or I'll screw things up...and there's only one way I can think of. Kiba went over, climbed up onto the bar and started dancing. Maybe if I embarass myself enough, my body will stop getting ahead of itself. I just hope Shino doesn't think I'm rejecting him...
((I'm having sooo much fun playing with Kiba....but it's almost 1am and I have to work tomorrow...I'll post again before then though. Good night!)).
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:06 pm
He was kinda releived until he saw how close the bartender seemed to be getting to Kiba. WHAT THE HELL!? That guy better not be trying any s**t on him or he'll regret it! He growled inwardly deciding now would be a good chance to get some sake to distract the bartender from trying anything on HIS Kiba and for him to get himself to calm down more. If he lays a finger on him, I'll break his ******** hands. He seated himself right near Kiba and ordered some sake just as the bartender looked like he was gonna try something on him.
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:19 pm
Now shikamaru got drunk very easilyso by now he was pretty drunk. He looked up and saw Kiba up on the bar dancing and thought to himself "Hmmmm, Naruto may like that." So Shikamaru stood up revealing his sexy outfit. He had his hair in the usual fashion but he had on a studded collar with some chains hanging off it. And a cropped black vest with a black fishnet shirt and some tight psudo-leather hip hugging pants that sat just so on his luscious hips. (animal activist here!)He also had a black strap wrapped around his arm where the leaf village headband usually is. He had on shin high chunky boots with metal plates on the front and back tips of them. He looked damn sexy in plain english...So a then half-drunk Shikamaru got up on the bar and the music stopped.
"ATTENTION NARUTO!" Shikamaru said clearing his throaght as the whole bar quieted down and looked at him.
"I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS!" He said as the music started up playing (use your imagination here folks!). Shikamaru began to dance and remove clothing. The vest was the first thing to go. He tossed it aside in a devil-may-care manner as he smirked at the crowd (who were all ENTHRALLED by this *ahem* 'performance') then the Fishnet shirt left his killer body. As he began to unfasten the choker he continued to dance. As he danced, Shikamaru's shoes came off. They slowed down and stopped dancing as Shikamaru turned to the rest of the party with a devilish smirk and said...
"WELL, NARUTO, IT'S UP TO YOU. DOES THE 'FUN' STOP HERE OR NOT?"
Almost every eye in the whole place was on naruto waiting for a response.
"TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!" Naruto said as the whole bar cheered.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:08 am
((Actually, Kiba is still up on the bar 'cause I didn't say he got off. Try to remember not to control other people Hopelessly_Obsessed))
I didn't realize Shikamaru was so wild when he got drunk....I'll have to remember that, Kiba thought to himself as he watched the Nara dance. He got down on his hands and knees and swipped the glass from Shinos hand and took a sip, then gave it back with a wink. He looks like he wants to kill someone. Just as he finished thinking it, he felt a hand on his a*s and knew that it wasn't Shino.
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