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Turtle's Sammich!

Ingredients:
-Peanutbutter
-Plumb jam
-Two slices of honey oats bread
-Some chocolate chips
-a glass of warm hot chocolate

Steps:
Spread the peanutbutter on one side of the bread. Spread the jam on the other side, glopping it on. Sprinkle in a couple of handfulls of chocolate chips, and put the two pieces of bread together, peanutbutter facing the jam and chocolate chips. Then surve with a glass of warm hot chocolate. ^-^

Yum!

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Pinkerbelle's Instant Fun
-1 Original Mentos (may be replaced with Pop Rocks)
-1 large bottle Diet Coke (may be replaced with Pepsi/Diet Pepsi/dissolved aspartame in carbonated water)

1. Open pop bottle.
2. Put Mentos in.
3. Run for the hills.

Okay, so you can't actually drink it unless you're standing under the inevitable fountain of soda...
So? xD
Makes for a fun drinking experience, although it is reccomended you wear a raincoat. <3

I'll put up a recipe for Extra-Chunky Choco Sugar YumYums when I remember it... ^^"

Ezzymama's Spaghetti Sauce

Ingredients:
1) 1 pack of Italian sausage (sweet, mild, or hot, depending on personal preferences)
2) 1lb ground beef
3) 2 16-oz cans of crushed stewed tomatoes
4) 1 8-oz can tomato sauce
5) 1 6-oz can tomato paste
6) 3 tbsp oregano
7) 1 tbsp basil
8. 1 tbsp thyme
9) Parsley flakes
10) 1 green pepper, chopped
11) 1 large onion, chopped
12) 2 tbsp minced garlic/2 tsp garlic powder
13) Salt or pepper
14) 2 bay leaves
15) 1 package of your favorite kinds of noodles. Rotini, spaghetti, angel hair, linguini, whatever you like to put spaghetti sauce on.

Instruments Needed:

1) A large pot
2) Two pans
3) A large spoon for stirring
4) TIME.

Procedure:

1) In the two small pans, cook the ground beef and sausage. Make the ground beef loose and mulched up into crumbly little bits, and chop each sausage into three or four pieces, depending on their size. (bigger ones=more pieces!)

Note: My suggestions to help keep this meal low-cal:
- Don't use oil! Boil water to cook the sausages. Also use water on the bottom of the pan you cook the beef in to keep it from sticking.
- Once the meat is cooked, there will be a layer of grease. Pour it out a la George Foreman grill.

2) Pour all tomato products into the large pot. Put on stove and heat. Stir frequently until they boil. Add pepper, onion, all spices (salt and pepper to taste) and the meat and sausage. Stir REALLY good.

3) Cover pot, lower heat, and let simmer for as long as possible, stirring occasionally. Ezzymama does it by starting at 9 in the morning and simmering til 6 in the evening. Ezzy herself has let it simmer for two hours, and it's good too. The longer it sits, the more the flavors of the spices sink in. Yum.

4) Play video games/go on Gaia/do your goddamn homework, lazy bum/whatever you care to do while the sauce cooks. Be sure to stir it occasionally!

5) Around dinnertime, cook the noodles according to package directions. Remove sauce from heat and let cool a little bit (because burning your tongue off is bad). Serve ladles of sauce over noodles. Serves 8 (or 4 with lots of leftovers!)

One more tip for a low-cal meal:

1 box of pasta contains enough to serve 6-8 people. Don't just divide all the pasta up by however many people there are at the table (unless there's 6-8 people at the table. Go right ahead then). Practice portion control!

Notes: Mmmm. Spaghetti sauce. How Ezzy misses Ezzymama's spaghetti sauce so...

I may have missed some spices (gimme a break! I haven't cooked this in four months!). If I remember anything I missed, I'll PM korikun and ask him to correct it for me or just post it. sweatdrop

I have some desert recipies and i think a salad recipie.. and some poultry something or other, but i have to wait till i get home for the exact ingredients.
*nods*

Don't read this....