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 Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:53 am
It's been awhile. *nods* If I can still enter, here's my second shot:  Cows: Brains... Goats: Brains... Farmer: Oh no! My animals are sick! The farmer rushes over to help her animals, but they eat her brains out. Cows: Brains... Goats: Brains... Farmer: Brains... Sprite 1: Oh, snap! Should we tell the Harvest Goddess? Sprite 2: Are you kidding? And miss out on the town being turned into zombies? No way, let's watch! Sprite 1: You're right! I'll get the popcorn!
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:34 am
Okay, guys, once March rolls around, it'll be time to bring the 3rd contest to a close! I just need a bit more time to find a new caption pic and earn the prize money. sweatdrop
Contestants should note some changes in the first post, mainly in the Reward section. There is now a second prize and participation prize. I did this to be fair to everyone who participates.
So everyone has a few more days to enter, and then I'll close and announce the winners! ^_^
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:34 am
CONTEST 3 RESULTS Okie dokie, it's a little over the time limit, but I'm ready to announce the winners!! whee Our First Place Winner is Meroku-Hime!! Congrats!! Our Second Place Winner is Kaminari Akina! (1st entry) I'll be sending the prize money soon. ^_^ In the meantime, I'll now unveil our new caption pic, fresh from Innocent Life: A Futuristic Harvest Moon!  Good luck, guys! whee
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:28 pm
Scientist: *sob* I-it would be nice i-if someone could say a few words!
Kid: Eenie weenie minie mo! Okay, now can I go play Innocent Life, Uncle?
Scientist: *sob* WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!?? WHY THE GRAIN!!!!!!
Kid: Uncle, you can buy some at Wal-Mart!
Scientist: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR UNCLE!!
Kid: O_o Then who ARE you!?
Scientist: *headgrave*
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:59 pm
Whilst Captain Hair-Dye mourned the loss of his best friend, Grain-Man, the evil Doctor Blake crept up on him...
What? what do you MEAN, that's not really that funny? Alright... How about...
"We gather here today to remember Grain. Grain was a brilliant ... Plant. Always there, day and night, to make sure that cows and sheep never starved. But with one stormy night, our dearest plant was taken from us forever..."
"Dude, the shop's open for another half-hour."
Meh, bit better.
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:13 pm
Darn, I can't enter this. gonk I had a great one too... I'll post it anyway to get people into the spirit... and may be some ideas? I'll delete it if I have to. 
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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:43 am
"So THAT's why I can't grow any grain on my farm...."
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:20 am
Dr. Grain: "...And this is where my entire family has been laid to rest. Though, you won't be. When you die, we're gonna turn you into playgound equipment." If you don't like that one, I got another. Man: "In hindsight, putting a sign up that say 'Grain' isn't nearly as effective as growing actual grain."
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:27 am
Person in the back:*thinks*when i grow old am i going to have pink hair? Person in front: and thats how my ancestor died. were you listening? Person in back: *says nothing just looks at hair* Person in front: yeah its cool isnt it. Person in back: sure....*continues to star*
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:04 am
Kid: Dad I'm not so sure that pretending you've died is the best way to to get rid of mom.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:42 am
 Jill " scream HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU YOUR FATHERS NOT GAY!!!!" Son "yes he is" *gets smacked up the head by father* Gustafa " scream IM NOT GAY YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!* Son "then what about Marlin coming everyday day to give u fresh tomatos" *jill looks at Gustafa stressed * *gufa sweatdrop * Gufa "its nothing hunny" *jill chases Gustafa out of the house with a Sickle* Marlin laters Marrys Gustafa Jill and Gustafa get a divorce and Jill ends up Marrying Muffy out of counfustion the son scared by this takes one of the firwork brothers Firworks and trys to kill himself but sets the farm on fire
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:39 pm
You can do 2 entries, right? If not, don't count the old one. Person in back: So our ancestors dead bodies fertilizes grain better than normal fertalizer? Person in front: That's right! Person in back: And the big GRAIN is to say that we're growing grain here and it's the Grain acestors? Person in front: No, to tell the bodies are made of grain. Person in back: Oh! Wait...what? confused Person in front: *smiles facing forward*
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:16 pm
Man: You know, son, it's like every time I look at this grave I can see him. Kid: Uh, dad... - stares at water- Man: What?! Can't you see I'm busy? Kid: Yeah, I know, but look at the water. Doesn't it seem like the island is moving or something? Man: No! This is Harvest Moon Innocent Life, not Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask. Yes'm, I'm new! ^-^ Hi all!
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