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Menelie rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 3, 5
Total: 14 (3-24)
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 Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:16 am
((Heh, forgot a second dice roll.))
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:20 am
"I don't think so sis, leave this to the semi-sober one!" he grabs a nearby cutlass and runs at the pirates
"Typical male" Beldaran mutters and hurries after him without a weapon in hand
Darius felt small compared to all these pirates, but he was determined to win.
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Menelie rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 8, 7
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:21 am
Nervously Kelebek glances around for another weapon. Lying only a few feet away is something pointy that must be a weapon because it looks like the spears Turin and Sadron carried around. Quickly she ducks under his sword and goes to pick up the sharp and pointy stick.
Unfortunately, she picks it up by its middle, and a scimitar, unlike a spear, is sharp all the way down. "Ouch!" she exclaims, dropping it instantly and sucking on her fingers.
And then she sees the pirate's sword again.
"Maybe I'll take ye back and toss ye in with the hula dancer!" exclaims the pirate, laughing bawdily.
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:26 am
((Freaking finally, although it'd be funny as hell if Kelebek ultimately lost.))
The hula girl! Kelebek had nearly forgotten, in the heat of this battle! "Not today!" she exclaims. Then, as she goes to duck under the pirate's sword again to pick up her own weapon, she trips over a rock hidden by the sand. "Aie!" she cries.
Not now! Now is the worst time for her to be clumsy!
Fortunately for Kelebek, her clumsiness would come in handy today. As she falls forward, she falls into the pirate, knocking him over as well and landing atop him. "A-ha!" She picks up his cutlass and points it at him. "Now take me to her!"
She feels the thrill of victory as the pirate leads her through his own camp to the many confused stares of his compatriots.
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Teigra rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 6, 1
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:58 pm
Stumbling onto the beach, a mildly drunken mixed angel scanned the area, hearing the pirates first before setting eyes on them. "Rouges!" Saffron shouted, shaking his fist in the air. How dare they kidnap a lady! He'd show them a thing or two!
Nevermind that he'd never had an ounce of fighting training of any sort in his entire life.
Raising Devyn didn't count, did it?
Rushing forwards, he centered his attention on a single pirate.
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Antidia rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 1, 3
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:12 am
[yay]
Remembering suddenly she was after cups, Dagen flew out of the forest and down to the beach, only to spot the pirates.
"oh!!!" she'd been looking for them earlier before getting distract. She grinned as she set down on the beach and started walking towards them.
A rabid dancy-monster burst from the trees to attack Dagen's ankles and she squealed and kicked it off, watching it hit a tree and suddenly disappear. She blinked then rubbed her eyes wondering what the heck that thing was.
Not the quietest pae in the world, Dagen's antics caught the attention of one pirate and he grabbed his weapon and ran towards her, only to stop abruptly when he seen this crazy pae stop, start kicking and swatting at air then just stand there cussing a tree out. He decided to just let her be incase it was contagious or something.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:15 am
In a shuffling, staggering dash, Saffron rushed one of the pirates, snatching up what appeared to be a weapon lying in his path. It was a curious thing, but it was solid and heavy, so it had to be better than his bare hands.
Of course, he had no idea what a pistol was or how it worked. He'd make it up as he went along.
"HAVE AT YOU!" he growled, swinging the weapon at a pirate, catching him solidly upside the head. The pirate crashed into the sands, the blow taking him completely by surprise as Saffron had rushed him from behind. Saffron continued swinging a couple more times before realizing his target was on the ground.
Oops.
"Yarrr! You blimey landlubber! Whatcha' gotta' go and bust me head like that for? Takin' a fella' from behind ain't savvy, see?"
Saffron held the weapon out, still unknowing that it was a projectile weapon and not for bludgeoning. "Alright, you, get up! You're MY prisoner now, got it?" He glared, the adrenaline doing wonders to sober him up...at least a bit so he wasn't staggering about so much.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:25 am
A few more the hula-girl-squirel monsters jumped from the trees to attack Dagen and she still had her stick in hand to swat them away. But it wasn't working too well. There was just too many of them.
She spotted the pirate walking away from her and seen he had a much shinier stick and it looked like it would get rid of the dancy-monsters faster, so ran to the pirate, tackled him and took the sword while he was off guard.
He was too flabbergasted to even comprehend what was going on because this pink demon pae that had just stolen his weapon, had turned and was swiping and stabbing at the air like a lunatic.
Dagen was overwhelmed by this point. The shiny sword stick was useless. She threw the cutlass in the sand at the feet of the bewildered pirate and shouted "RUN!" as she took off like a dart, running across the beach, right past all the pirates and their booty, in an attempt to escape her drunken illusion.
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DaemonGabrielle rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 8
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:49 pm
Dae nearly wet herself. Off in the distance was the exact thing she had been searching for - PIRATES!
She had finally found them, after two weeks of searching. Surely they were better than the waves of the ocean. Surely she could defeat them easier than she did those evil white caps that lapped the sandy shores over and over until she could have sworn she heard them in her sleep, even though she made her home well away from the water.
Taking a deep breath, she scrunched her face into what she hoped was a fearsome look and rushed onto the scene.
"AAAAAA!!" she yelled, hoping as well, that she would have the element of suprise. It's not everyday a crazy lady came running at you with a puke encrusted backpack and muck covered shoes!
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Wolfs Heart rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 7
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:52 pm
Azure sighed, he was so tired. He had already given up on finding the hula girl and was ready to go home, lay in bed and maybe throw up. But he was a little too drunk to be able to properly find his way back to HQ, he started to walk out of the bushes when he saw the pirates. "Oh s**t." He fled backwards and jumped into the sand, peering at them from between the leaves. He couldn't believe it, he finally found the pirates when he wasn't looking for them. Azure laid his head on the sand and drooled while he tried to think of what he should do. He would wait for a pirate to urinate, that's what he would do! And then he would attack the pirate while he was urinating... awkward... and then defeat each urinating pirate one at a time! It was perfect. He just had to wait for the first sucker, and hope he wasn't the sucker. Azure sat up and waited awhile before a pirate finally wandered his way.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:58 pm
Azure picked up a pirate wand, he wasn't sure where it came from, but his drunken stupor did not care. He didn't even know how it worked. He twirled it around a little bit. "Die!" he yelled at the pirate. But the wand didn't do anything. Azure realized he wasn't exactly at the right state of mind to be doing this, unable to take defeat a defenseless urinating pirate even. Alas, he ran for it stumbling the whole way, the pirate's bellowing laughter echoing through the trees Azure trampled into and around.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:00 pm
Dae tushed to the center of the group and grabbed the first thing she found. A stick with a jolly rodger tied to it. Resisting the urge to smack herself in the forehead over her horrible luck, she chose instead to wave thge pirate wand back and forth with all her might.
Fat lot of good it did her. The pirates took one look at her frazzled form and burst into peals of laughter. More than a bit aggravated by this, she waved the stick harder.
"Hand over the hula girl, you heartless rogues!!" she screamed, trying to make her small frame look menacing. Hard to do when she was waving a stick at people armed to the nines with much more killing experience than she.
It wasn't until the pirates rose and drew their weapons at her insult, did she realize what she was getting herself into. And when the thought finally dawned on her, she promptly clutched her stick to her chest and ran away.
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