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 Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:50 am
And pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat
Blew Batman away with a ratatatat
But he ran out of bullets then he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
(Everybody for the corus!!!)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:26 pm
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:20 pm
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime, like Scruff took a bite outta crime.
Then Shack came back, covered in a tire track, but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:58 am
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:24 am
Then he saw Godzilla sneakin up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldnt find
Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:49 am
And he jumped in the air and he did a summersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
and they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:37 am
EVERYBODY NOW!
This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiney.
Good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be,
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
wait, whats that! *points to the sky*
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:55 am
OMFG! gonk
It is a bird!
It is a plane!
No, it's Chuck!
Angels sang out in an immacular chorus
And down from the heavens decended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:26 am
And he fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Batman changed back
Into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through
His clever disguise
And crushed Batman's head
Inbetween his thighs
(Good friggin' luck to the next person.)
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:57 am
then Gadalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Pwer Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a**
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw!
with civilians looking on in total awe
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:57 pm
The battle raged on for centuries
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood
the rest saw there better
Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiney.
Good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be,
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the ultimate showdown *The ultimate showdown*
This is the ultimate showdown...
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:19 pm
Time for some Pheniox(sp) Wrong goodness. biggrin
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:35 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:51 am
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