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 Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:04 pm
i think i like all of his sayings
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:11 pm
no wait, i found my favourite qoute/house-ism, though im not positive which episode it came from:
Wilson: Wilson is quoting a poem from a patient of House's
'The healer with his magic powers!
I could rub his gentle brow for hours.
His manly chest, his stubbled jaw,
Everything about him leaves me raw-'
House: Psych ward's upstairs.
Wilson:
-with joy. Oh, House your very name
Will never leave this girl the same.'
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It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.
House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Wilson: That's fairly disgusting.
House: That's ageism.
Wilson: You better watch yourself around this babe.
heehee funny
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:44 pm
HERE'S ONE!!!!! blaugh
episode:the one where Cameron joins the cast
scene:job interviews
House
Wilson
*looks excited* THAT'S THE ONE!!! SHE'S PERFECT!
No.
Why not?
Did you see her shoes?
What about them?
They don't match!
(or something like that mrgreen )
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:59 am
Here's my absolute favorites:
Cuddy: Are you being intentionallydense?!
House: (stupidly) Huh?
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House: Welcome aboard the good ship AssKisser. Nice day for a sail.
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Stacy: What are you hiding?
House: I'm gay. Oh, that's not what you meant? It would explain a lot though--- no girlfriend, always hanging around with Wilson, obsession with sneakers.
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House: What the hell are those?
Cameron: Candy canes.
House: Are you mocking me?
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House: (throws a piece of paper at Cuddy as she walks in, but misses her.) Oops, I missed.
Cuddy: What, are you 8?
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House: (talking to Cuddy as Foreman walks in, covers Cuddy's breasts with a clipboard.)
Cuddy: What, are you 13?
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Just a few of my personal favorites. Tell me what you think!
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:33 am
Rosegrl14 HERE'S ONE!!!!! blaugh episode:the one where Cameron joins the cast scene:job interviews HouseWilson*looks excited* THAT'S THE ONE!!! SHE'S PERFECT!No.Why not?Did you see her shoes?What about them?They don't match! (or something like that mrgreen ) I think it was more like this. House: They're nice. What does that tell you about her? Wilson: That she has good taste? House: No, that they are expensive and they hurt. I don't need someone who is willing to walk around in pain.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:52 pm
Punk525 Rosegrl14 HERE'S ONE!!!!! blaugh episode:the one where Cameron joins the cast scene:job interviews HouseWilson*looks excited* THAT'S THE ONE!!! SHE'S PERFECT!No.Why not?Did you see her shoes?What about them?They don't match! (or something like that mrgreen ) I think it was more like this. House: They're nice. What does that tell you about her? Wilson: That she has good taste? House: No, that they are expensive and they hurt. I don't need someone who is willing to walk around in pain. oh ya...I forgot...I haven't seen that episode in a few months sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:27 pm
"What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on." "I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy."
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:42 pm
The ones quoted below are some of my favorites. There is no bad House-ism, so I couldn't chose just one...no, ten should suffice. MahoTsuki "There's no 'I' in team, there's a 'me' though, if you jumble it up" ~ Poison im_not_crazy101 I like my leg. I've had it as long as I can remember. Evil_Kingdom Mr. Foster: What is your problem? Dr. Gregory House: Bum leg, what's yours? king_yugi2003 Wilson: *Enters a patient's room to see House eating patient's lunch.* House! The guy's in a coma! House: It's ok. I asked, he didn't seem to mind. Silver Gryphon House: "I assume that 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying 'no chance in hell.'" Chase: "Actually, I'm Australian..." House: "You put the Queen on your money. You're British." Punk525 Cuddy: You. In the lobby. Now House: I hurt my leg. I have a note. House: Are you comparing me to God, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree. Your Beloved Brown Beauty Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
Chris Dewey: [trying to tell an uninterested House a patient's history] You're reading a comic book.
Dr. Gregory House: And you're drawing attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top.
[she covers her chest with her clipboard]
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a "state-the-obvious" contest. I'm competitive by nature. MoonyxTonks House: Welcome aboard the good ship AssKisser. Nice day for a sail.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:09 pm
House: I saved his life. So I get credit for every life he saves from now on.
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:52 pm
House: And you were alone with him in the stairwell
Cameron: We were taking the stairs. They're normally kept in a stairwell.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:14 pm
Okay I'll see you next week and BOO!!!
Sorry I just wanted to see...(walks out)
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:55 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:12 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:23 am
"it couldn't have been the racism cause u were black last week"
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