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Hmmm... who to vote for? How about they share custody (or ownership or whatever it is that you want to call it) of you?

Oooh! Oooh! I know! We can cut Nami in half so that they can both own Nami! Or at least, half of Nami... I can chop her in half for you if you want! *Pulls out a chainsaw* biggrin

...we can clone Nami...

Nah, cloning takes to long. First we would have to perfect the technology and get all the right equipment and all that costs money. Not to mention the whole ethics of cloning... what rights Clone Nami has and all that jazz. But most importantly, chopping her in half is just generally more fun! mrgreen

Now, Nami, how are we going to do this? Do you want to be cut down the middle or acrossways? Oh, and sure death is an issue but don't consider it to be a setback! You won't be entirely useless. I'm sure you wonld make a very nice lampstand or door stop or something... Get out there and make something of your death, I say! *Hands Nami a pamphlete titled So You're Going to Die*

Nami, I suggest choosing the "across" option.
Your lower torso and legs could be used as a table, just put a wooden disc on the wound, while your upper half could still crawl and fetch things.

Double the usefulness so to speak. mrgreen

Shh don't say that. wink
Happy endings suck mrgreen

Yeah, except it's not my intention for anyone to turn around and save her. I really do think that chopping her in half is the best way to go. twisted

Oh, and I suppose Jimmy that it could always be arranged to chop off a piece for you.

I agree, happy endings do suck. Not to mention that it's unrealistic. There's never that many happy endings in reality.