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 Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:30 am
2-2 Normal is the Watchword
Veronica: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:58 am
2x02 - Driver's Ed
Wallace: Wallace Fenell is on the case, do you know what that means?
Jackie: That Wallace fenell wants to get in my pants.
(classic)
Cassidy: Ok, so I guess I'll just stay here and knit something...
xd
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:09 pm
Those are funny. I can't wait to post some for the next episode.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:49 pm
Cassidy is just awesome. heart
Big d**k: Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything. Empty your files and start shredding. Right. Now. Start. Shredding. Start. Now. Open your desks, get all the papers out, do it, right now, do it.
Shred is used so much... rofl
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:33 pm
Haha some of my favorite ones you guys posted: Quote: Troy: Flat? Veronica: Just as God made me. Quote: Weevil: My uncle owns a body shop on the highway. If you come in, you know, I could make sure your body gets the full-service treatment. Veronica: Okay, now you apologize. Weevil: I'm sorry, was that too dirty? Quote: Weevil: The only time I care about what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big ole hog, and even then it's not so much words, just ooh's and aah's. Veronica: So, it's big huh? Weevil: Legendary. Veronica: Well, let's see it then. I mean, if it's as big as you say it is, I'll be your girlfriend... We could go to prom together! Quote: Logan: Thanks for the ride. Does this mean you're gonna play nice now? Veronica: Walk in front of the car. We'll see. Quote: Veronica: I should go because my dad is probably watching us through a telescope. Logan (whispering): Then he's probably impressed with your virtue. Veronica: And that telescope is mounted on a rifle.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:34 pm
Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang
Sheriff Lamb: You're 18 now, kiddo. You're an adult.
Veronica: Well that makes one of us!
Mr. Pope: Congratulations, FBLAers. You are now worth exactly one million dollars.
Logan: What? You mean I've lost money? Heads will roll.
Veronica: Mr. Pope, dump your stock.
Mr. Pope: You don't dump it, Veronica. You sell it -- to somebody else. I'd just be sticking some other sucker with the consequences. I don't think I can live with that.
Veronica: Then I guess you won't be taking an early retirement.
Deputy: The Sheriff wants to ask you some questions.
Veronica: My answer was final, I will not go to prom with him!
Veronica: Unfortunately there are no laws against exploiting rich and horny middleaged men.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:37 pm
Green-Eyed Monster
Weevil: Look, should I be expecting a visit from Lamb? If I know I'm being brought in, I'll put on my good underwear, you know?
Veronica: You should really do that anyway. (Edit)
Veronica: Speaking of bling, what's with the hoops? If I rub your head, do I get 3 wishes?
Weevil: You rub my head and you might want to make seeing tomorrow your first wish. (Edit)
Lamb: Who let you into my office?
Keith: That's funny, I was wondering the same thing. (Edit)
Wallace: Did you really have that in your closet or did you stop by Dirty Coeds R Us? (Edit)
Logan: Okay. God, I just can't take the begging. I'll relent, just once, but, uh, no cuddling after and I won't call you in the morning.
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:24 pm
Wallace: My mom thinks I'm staying at Norman's house.
Veronica: Who's Norman?
Wallace: Norman is my imaginary, straight-A, Eagle Scout, mama's boy friend.
Veronica: He sounds boring for an imaginary friend.
Wallace: Mom seems to like him.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:49 am
Blast from the Past
Logan: There's always Winter Carnival. (gasp) Veronica can be an Ice Princess!
Jackie: Can we skate on her?
Wallace: (after being announced as a nominee for homecomeing king) How many kneecaps did you break to make that happen?
Veronica: Only, like, four. The people have spoken, my friend.
Corny: I'd like to nominate Veronica Mars!
Ashley Banks: Like, ironically?
Corny: Yeah. She's badass, smokin' hot, and overall nice to come home to.
Alicia: You are giving me parenting avice?
Keith: What is that supposed to mean?
Alicia: That means I protected Wallace's childhood. I didn't sell it out. I will not invite chaos into my house.
Keith: Oh, come on, Alicia! You invited chaos. All you did was postpone it.
Duncan: So, I was thinking. You're an emancipated minor. I'm an emancipated minor. Maybe we should get together Thursday night? Chug cough syrup, mug some old ladies.
Logan: Oh, golly, I don't know. I was thinking about staying home, making a hope quilt for the lonely.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:52 am
Rat Saw God
Veronica: Apparently, we've hired a wino to guard our door.
Logan: They gave me a lawyer.
Aaron: A real lawyer, not some public servant with a mail-order diploma and a three hundred dollar suit.
Cliff: Two for five hundred, actually, but your point remains valid.
Veronica: Cliff, come on, you owe me.
Cliff: I owe you? Who unconfiscated all your fake college IDs?
Veronica: Who got the Lincoln out of your ex's name?
Cliff: Well, who helped put that lien against Lee's Walk-In Donut?
Veronica: And who proved that stripper was color-blind?
Cliff: Okay, who am I calling and what am I giving them?
Veronica: Ibiza. I'd follow up in person, but Dad's pretty conservative about fact-finding trips abroad.
Officer: Number four, step forward!
Logan: Oh, wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent, and my publicist, for always shooting me from the left side.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:55 am
Nobody Puts a Baby in a Corner
Logan: Seriously, though: I was reading Third Wheel: A Beginner's Guide, and we should come up with, like, some kind of code word for when you guys are feeling frisky and, uh, don't want to be disturbed.
Veronica: Like "scram"?
Logan: I was thinking "awkward." But scram's good. Or "amscray."
Duncan: Veronica. You need to stop being The Dude.
Veronica: Stoner bowler doesn't do it for you?
Duncan: A little. Only because I like the way your lips pout when you do a guy voice.
Veronica: These lips? I've had 'em for years, I can't do a thing with 'em.
Logan: Bessie, when the milk stops being free, I stop drinking it.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:56 am
Ahoy Mateys!
Clemmons: (knocks on door) Vincent?
Butters: Um... private basement time, remember? (Veronica and Mac snicker)
Clemmons: You have visitors. Veronica Mars and her friend are here to see you.
Butters: Tell them I'm not home.
Clemmons: They're right here, son.
Veronica: Camp Selfquest. Not to be mistaken for the elf-hunting camp of a similar name.
Veronica: [to Logan] Uh-uh, you're staying here. This takes a certain subtlety. But if I need anyone punched in the face, I'll whistle for ya.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:00 am
My Mother, the Fiend
Veronica: When you met [Lianne], she was still a cool person right?
Keith: Of course she was cool, she married me didn't she?
Vice-Principal Clemmons: Let me get this straight. You want follow up on what I explicitly forbade you from doing yesterday?
Veronica: Umm...yes.
Logan: (introducing Trina and Kendall) Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode hard meet put away wet.
Celeste: What is she doing here?
Veronica: "She" meaning me? I guess I'm here as Duncan's secret girlfriend. Oh, and we have a love child. (picks up fake baby) Want to hold her? She's snuggly.
Celeste: I'll pass.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:34 pm
rofl I love those quotes!... even though I've only seen season 1.. xp
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:55 am
I have some more, I just haven't had the time to update lately.
Seoson one was great, but so is season two.
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