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I have some:

- (similar to one above) You're in the pool with your friends in inner tubes, and you all spin around screaming "KAITEN!"

- When you name your socks after characters

- When you take the Naruto sock, hold it in front of your friends, scream "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" and pull out the matching sock.

- When you own a Kakashi pen and run around hitting people on the head with it, screaming "Chidori!" everytime you do.

- When you and your friends name a bunch of Beanie Babies after Naruto characters, and throw each other's least favorite characters at each other.

- When you take all the Beanie Babies and couple them. Name a few after OCs and pair them with your favorite character. Take your characters that have no couple, and set them somewhere for unspecial people(if you don't like them), or hug them(if you like them).

- When you have an opening or ending song on your profile(GUILTY. -points to self-)

- When you have many Naruto OCs (I have like...twelve. xD;; No exaggeration either.)

- When you make up songs about the characters with strange lyrics. Such as: "His name was Haku, He ate my shoes.

My babies went Kablooey! Haku ate my Shoeys! And Sasuke JUMPED off a cliff!..." And

"My name is Naruto(Naaaarutoooo), and I'm not Emo(Eeeeemoooo). My last name is...Uzumaki(Uzu-ma-kiii). And I'm going to be the next...Hokagee(Ho-ka...gee?)..." You get the point.

-Even worse than writing songs that don't make sense- you write CHRISTMAS songs that don't make sense.. or do... depends on how you look at it:

(Deck the Halls, by Uchiha Sasuke)

Tis' the season to kill Itachi
Fah Lalalalalalalala
Time to kick him in the crotchy
Fah Lalalalalalalala
Stab him with my emo razor
Fah Lalalalalalalala
Then zap him with a Tazer
Fah Lalalalalalalala

When you start listing things on how to be a Narutard xp 3nodding

biggrin yays because i do this every day and i mean it

* · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
* · Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
* · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
* · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
* · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
* · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
* · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
* · Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
* · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
* · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
* · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
* · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
* · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
* · Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
* · Start to call your teachers Sennin.
* · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
* · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
* · When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
* · Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
* · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
* · Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
* · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
* · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
* · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
* · Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
* · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
* · Can spout out a random character quote on command.
* · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
* · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
* · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
* · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
* · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
* · Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
* · Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then You'll jump rope 1500.
* · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
* · When you run, you runs with your arms behind you.
* · Tell people you will use ninjutsu and genjutsu on them if they dont leave you allone.
* · Make yourself belive that your a true ninja.
* · Make yourself belive that your city is a 'hidden village'.
* · Make yourself belive that one day sasuke and sakura will get married.
* · Wear a naruto-headband.
* · Scream 'Belive It!' randomly.
* · Cry every time you watch a character die.
* · Cry once you've relised garra turned 'goody-2-shoes'.
* · Laugh when anyone evil gets they're asses handed to them by naruto.
* · Learned the lyrics to all of the naruto songs.
* · Learned tai-jutsu and convinced yourself to be just like 'lee'.
* · Read a list of 'You know your naruto-crazy if...' crap.

- (similar to one above) You're in the pool with your friends in inner tubes, and you all spin around screaming "KAITEN!"
guilty
- When you name your socks after characters
guilty
- When you take the Naruto sock, hold it in front of your friends, scream "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" and pull out the matching sock.
guilty
- When you and your friends name a bunch of Beanie Babies after Naruto characters, and throw each other's least favorite characters at each other.
Yosh! Im guilty!

- When you take all the Beanie Babies and couple them. Name a few after OCs and pair them with your favorite character. Take your characters that have no couple, and set them somewhere for unspecial people(if you don't like them), or hug them(if you like them).
-Has a plushie named Lee and onr named Gaara- Stuffed animal yaoi! XD

- When you have an opening or ending song on your profile(GUILTY. -points to self-)
not yet

- When you have many Naruto OCs (I have like...twelve. xD;; No exaggeration either.)
i have 13. XD
- When you make up songs about the characters with strange lyrics.
did it! Deck the halls with green spandex! falalalalalalalala! Tis the season to be youthful! Falalalalalalalala! XD

You are narutarded when you.....

say dattebayo after your sentences.....*guilty*

make the neigborhood dogs sit on your head call them akamaru

try and do sexy jutsu at the beach

go to karate class then say you are a ninja and you only do taijutsu

Paste face eyebrows on your face go to school

if you have uniform at school try and make it look like something a ninja would wear...

name people in your class after naruto people

when you apply for a job and they ask your family history u say....
My whole clan was slaughtered by my brother who joined an organization who is trying to get an evil demon inside my friend's body. And I am an emo kid who wants to run away and join a man who wants my body....I also have red eyes called the sharingan twisted so do i get the job??
manger: burning_eyes um...no....NEXT!!

I need to think of more lol this was awesome woot!! xd