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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:51 pm


ok i'm gonna give this a shot

Naruto training hard and hinata is hiding behind a tree watching him as usual

Naruto:*pants* i have... to keep... training... if i... ever... want... to be... hokage... *passes out from exhaustion*
Hinata: *gasps and runs to naruto* Naruto-Kun! *gets in front of him and starts to shake him* Wake up!
Naruto: *eyes shoot open and grabs hinata* Gotcha! *brings her close and kisses her* Hinata i love you.
Hinata: redface N-Naruto-Kun... *faints*
Naruto: eek Hinata! Hinata are you ok? *shakes Hinata*

(an hour later)

Hinata: *eyes slowly open* N-Naruto-Kun.
Naruto: *smiles* Hey there.
Hinata: redface I...I... iloveyoutoonaruto-kun!
Naruhina: *hugs and kisses*

hope you like it
PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:31 pm


Ok, here I go. I'm half dead so I don't know how this will turn out.

Hinata is training on her own when Kiba and Shino approach from behind

Kiba- Hinata, we need a word.
Hinata- Kiba-kun... w-what is it?
Shino- Hinata... How long is it since you met Naruto?
Hinata- redface f-four years.
Shino- And in that time... How long have you been in love with him?
Hinata- sweatdrop T-three years, 363 days, 23 h-hours, a-and 59 minutes redface
Kiba- stare As I suspected, but I have a plan... mrgreen

Naruto is training on his own when suddenly Hinata, red as a beetroot, Shino and Kiba approach. They push Hinata forward, then dissapear with a puff of smoke. Leaving Hinata and Naruto standing there.

Naruto- Hinata? What's going on Dattebayo?
Hinata- redface

Meanwhile, Kiba and and Shino are hiding in some bushes watching the scene unfold.

Kiba- Do you think she'll go through with it?
Shino- I think so, she's much stronger than she looks.

Hinata- N-n-naruto-k-k-kun. redface
Naruto- Are you alright Hinata? You look like you have a temperature Dattebayo.
Hinata-I-i-i-i h-h-h-have to t-t-tell you s-s-something.
Naruto- Come on Hinata, you know you can tell me anything Dattebayo 3nodding

Hinata gains courage from Naruto's smile.

Hinata- Narutokuniloveyouandhavealwayslovedyousinceifirstsawyouandnoonecouldloveanyonelikeiloveyou! heart redface

Kiba- She did it!
Shino- She did it!
Naruto- sweatdrop Sorry, I didn't catch that, can you say it again Dattebayo?
Kiba- scream
Shino- scream

Hinata goes a brighter red.

Hinata- Naruto-kun... I lo...
Hinata suddenly freezes and her face turns a malicious velvet.
Suddenly, Hinata's head explodes!

Shino- confused I didn't expect that!
Naruto- gonk (Dattebayo)

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:47 pm


These are so funny. I need to get to work on some new ones.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:30 am


Gnarley Hawaiian
ok i'm gonna give this a shot

Naruto training hard and hinata is hiding behind a tree watching him as usual

Naruto:*pants* i have... to keep... training... if i... ever... want... to be... hokage... *passes out from exhaustion*
Hinata: *gasps and runs to naruto* Naruto-Kun! *gets in front of him and starts to shake him* Wake up!
Naruto: *eyes shoot open and grabs hinata* Gotcha! *brings her close and kisses her* Hinata i love you.
Hinata: redface N-Naruto-Kun... *faints*
Naruto: eek Hinata! Hinata are you ok? *shakes Hinata*

(an hour later)

Hinata: *eyes slowly open* N-Naruto-Kun.
Naruto: *smiles* Hey there.
Hinata: redface I...I... iloveyoutoonaruto-kun!
Naruhina: *hugs and kisses*

hope you like it

xD

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princess_1991

PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:53 pm


Naruto and hinata grew up and are getting married biggrin

-at the wedding-

preacher: we are gathered here today....
fly: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
naruto: damn fly * trys to squish it*
hinata: redface sweatdrop
preacher:..... neutral
people watching : stare + confused + neutral
fly: * lands on hinata*
naruto: * accidentally hits hinata which sends her flying*
people watching and preacher: eek
naruto:HINATA!!! .... Well uhh.... At least I squished the fly sweatdrop ......
PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:41 pm


Ooh, I have another wedding one! (inspired by the one above me, which was funnay. blaugh I hope Hinata's okay...)



the day before Naruto and Hinata's wedding...
Naruto decides to visit Hinata, since he won't be allowed to see the next day until they're married...
Unfortunately, Hinata's not home....

Naruto: *knocks on Hyuga house/mansion* biggrin
Hiashi: *answers the door* ...Yes? stare
Naruto: uhmm, I came to see Hinata.... Is she here?
Hiashi: ....why don't you come on in?
Naruto: uhm, oookay...

Inside...

Hiashi: So, you're marring my daughter.... you understand what kind of responsibility is being put on your shoulders?
Naruto: 3nodding I will take care of Hinata very well. Believe it! ^_^
Hiashi: Mhm.... stare
Naruto: .... sweatdrop What?
Hiashi: evil .... IF YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER IN ANY WAY, I'LL KILL YOU, AND SERVE YOUR BODY TO THE CROWS!!!!! scream
Naruto: eek .....
Hiashi: And don't think you'll have sex on your honey moon! Neji's coming with you, and he'll make sure you don't do anything dirty! scream
Naruto: whoa.. eek
Hiashi: Do you understand?! scream
Naruto: eek ..... >_< y-y-yes sir! No harm to your daughter sir!
Hiashi: Alright, now leave!
Naruto: *runs out the door* gonk

Outside...
Naruto: *shaking* so scary..... crying

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:09 pm


Emerald Hearts 4ever
Ooh, I have another wedding one! (inspired by the one above me, which was funnay. blaugh I hope Hinata's okay...)



the day before Naruto and Hinata's wedding...
Naruto decides to visit Hinata, since he won't be allowed to see the next day until they're married...
Unfortunately, Hinata's not home....

Naruto: *knocks on Hyuga house/mansion* biggrin
Hiashi: *answers the door* ...Yes? stare
Naruto: uhmm, I came to see Hinata.... Is she here?
Hiashi: ....why don't you come on in?
Naruto: uhm, oookay...

Inside...

Hiashi: So, you're marring my daughter.... you understand what kind of responsibility is being put on your shoulders?
Naruto: 3nodding I will take care of Hinata very well. Believe it! ^_^
Hiashi: Mhm.... stare
Naruto: .... sweatdrop What?
Hiashi: evil .... IF YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER IN ANY WAY, I'LL KILL YOU, AND SERVE YOUR BODY TO THE CROWS!!!!! scream
Naruto: eek .....
Hiashi: And don't think you'll have sex on your honey moon! Neji's coming with you, and he'll make sure you don't do anything dirty! scream
Naruto: whoa.. eek
Hiashi: Do you understand?! scream
Naruto: eek ..... >_< y-y-yes sir! No harm to your daughter sir!
Hiashi: Alright, now leave!
Naruto: *runs out the door* gonk

Outside...
Naruto: *shaking* so scary..... crying


Part 2....

At their honey moon, in the hotel room

Naruto: stare ...........
Hinata: stare ...........
Neji: .................... sweatdrop *thinking* Stop staring at me! gonk
Naruto: stare ...... so......what do we do now?
Neji: heh, don't worry, I'll be in the other room. You guys can, uh, do what you want. sweatdrop
Hinata: you'll need these then. ^_^ *holds out ear plugs*
Naruto: yeah, we'll be pretty loud... xd
Hinata: umm redface I hope they can block out the sound for you....
Neji: Ewwewew.... >_< gonk *takes ear plugs* yeah... see ya! *runs off to other room*
Hinata: redface Naruto.... he's gone now... Are we going to start now?
Naruto: Yup. *sly smile*
Hinata: redface I-I'm a little shy about this....
Naruto: That's okay! It's not hard. blaugh
Hinata: redface okay....
Naruto: biggrin Okay , here we go! *sets up kareoke machine*

Naruto and Hinata sing to the naruto ondo, Hinata doing Sakura's parts, and boy does she sound cute! 4laugh
And you know you thought something dirty was going to go on. xd
PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:58 am


Emerald Hearts 4ever
Emerald Hearts 4ever
Ooh, I have another wedding one! (inspired by the one above me, which was funnay. blaugh I hope Hinata's okay...)



the day before Naruto and Hinata's wedding...
Naruto decides to visit Hinata, since he won't be allowed to see the next day until they're married...
Unfortunately, Hinata's not home....

Naruto: *knocks on Hyuga house/mansion* biggrin
Hiashi: *answers the door* ...Yes? stare
Naruto: uhmm, I came to see Hinata.... Is she here?
Hiashi: ....why don't you come on in?
Naruto: uhm, oookay...

Inside...

Hiashi: So, you're marring my daughter.... you understand what kind of responsibility is being put on your shoulders?
Naruto: 3nodding I will take care of Hinata very well. Believe it! ^_^
Hiashi: Mhm.... stare
Naruto: .... sweatdrop What?
Hiashi: evil .... IF YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER IN ANY WAY, I'LL KILL YOU, AND SERVE YOUR BODY TO THE CROWS!!!!! scream
Naruto: eek .....
Hiashi: And don't think you'll have sex on your honey moon! Neji's coming with you, and he'll make sure you don't do anything dirty! scream
Naruto: whoa.. eek
Hiashi: Do you understand?! scream
Naruto: eek ..... >_< y-y-yes sir! No harm to your daughter sir!
Hiashi: Alright, now leave!
Naruto: *runs out the door* gonk

Outside...
Naruto: *shaking* so scary..... crying


Part 2....

At their honey moon, in the hotel room

Naruto: stare ...........
Hinata: stare ...........
Neji: .................... sweatdrop *thinking* Stop staring at me! gonk
Naruto: stare ...... so......what do we do now?
Neji: heh, don't worry, I'll be in the other room. You guys can, uh, do what you want. sweatdrop
Hinata: you'll need these then. ^_^ *holds out ear plugs*
Naruto: yeah, we'll be pretty loud... xd
Hinata: umm redface I hope they can block out the sound for you....
Neji: Ewwewew.... >_< gonk *takes ear plugs* yeah... see ya! *runs off to other room*
Hinata: redface Naruto.... he's gone now... Are we going to start now?
Naruto: Yup. *sly smile*
Hinata: redface I-I'm a little shy about this....
Naruto: That's okay! It's not hard. blaugh
Hinata: redface okay....
Naruto: biggrin Okay , here we go! *sets up kareoke machine*

Naruto and Hinata sing to the naruto ondo, Hinata doing Sakura's parts, and boy does she sound cute! 4laugh
And you know you thought something dirty was going to go on. xd



HAHAHAHA! That is awesome. I give that a ten out of ten!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:43 pm


Emerald Hearts 4ever
Emerald Hearts 4ever
Ooh, I have another wedding one! (inspired by the one above me, which was funnay. blaugh I hope Hinata's okay...)



the day before Naruto and Hinata's wedding...
Naruto decides to visit Hinata, since he won't be allowed to see the next day until they're married...
Unfortunately, Hinata's not home....

Naruto: *knocks on Hyuga house/mansion* biggrin
Hiashi: *answers the door* ...Yes? stare
Naruto: uhmm, I came to see Hinata.... Is she here?
Hiashi: ....why don't you come on in?
Naruto: uhm, oookay...

Inside...

Hiashi: So, you're marring my daughter.... you understand what kind of responsibility is being put on your shoulders?
Naruto: 3nodding I will take care of Hinata very well. Believe it! ^_^
Hiashi: Mhm.... stare
Naruto: .... sweatdrop What?
Hiashi: evil .... IF YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER IN ANY WAY, I'LL KILL YOU, AND SERVE YOUR BODY TO THE CROWS!!!!! scream
Naruto: eek .....
Hiashi: And don't think you'll have sex on your honey moon! Neji's coming with you, and he'll make sure you don't do anything dirty! scream
Naruto: whoa.. eek
Hiashi: Do you understand?! scream
Naruto: eek ..... >_< y-y-yes sir! No harm to your daughter sir!
Hiashi: Alright, now leave!
Naruto: *runs out the door* gonk

Outside...
Naruto: *shaking* so scary..... crying


Part 2....

At their honey moon, in the hotel room

Naruto: stare ...........
Hinata: stare ...........
Neji: .................... sweatdrop *thinking* Stop staring at me! gonk
Naruto: stare ...... so......what do we do now?
Neji: heh, don't worry, I'll be in the other room. You guys can, uh, do what you want. sweatdrop
Hinata: you'll need these then. ^_^ *holds out ear plugs*
Naruto: yeah, we'll be pretty loud... xd
Hinata: umm redface I hope they can block out the sound for you....
Neji: Ewwewew.... >_< gonk *takes ear plugs* yeah... see ya! *runs off to other room*
Hinata: redface Naruto.... he's gone now... Are we going to start now?
Naruto: Yup. *sly smile*
Hinata: redface I-I'm a little shy about this....
Naruto: That's okay! It's not hard. blaugh
Hinata: redface okay....
Naruto: biggrin Okay , here we go! *sets up kareoke machine*

Naruto and Hinata sing to the naruto ondo, Hinata doing Sakura's parts, and boy does she sound cute! 4laugh
And you know you thought something dirty was going to go on. xd

xDDD
PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:47 pm


Emerald Hearts 4ever
Emerald Hearts 4ever
Ooh, I have another wedding one! (inspired by the one above me, which was funnay. blaugh I hope Hinata's okay...)



the day before Naruto and Hinata's wedding...
Naruto decides to visit Hinata, since he won't be allowed to see the next day until they're married...
Unfortunately, Hinata's not home....

Naruto: *knocks on Hyuga house/mansion* biggrin
Hiashi: *answers the door* ...Yes? stare
Naruto: uhmm, I came to see Hinata.... Is she here?
Hiashi: ....why don't you come on in?
Naruto: uhm, oookay...

Inside...

Hiashi: So, you're marring my daughter.... you understand what kind of responsibility is being put on your shoulders?
Naruto: 3nodding I will take care of Hinata very well. Believe it! ^_^
Hiashi: Mhm.... stare
Naruto: .... sweatdrop What?
Hiashi: evil .... IF YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER IN ANY WAY, I'LL KILL YOU, AND SERVE YOUR BODY TO THE CROWS!!!!! scream
Naruto: eek .....
Hiashi: And don't think you'll have sex on your honey moon! Neji's coming with you, and he'll make sure you don't do anything dirty! scream
Naruto: whoa.. eek
Hiashi: Do you understand?! scream
Naruto: eek ..... >_< y-y-yes sir! No harm to your daughter sir!
Hiashi: Alright, now leave!
Naruto: *runs out the door* gonk

Outside...
Naruto: *shaking* so scary..... crying


Part 2....

At their honey moon, in the hotel room

Naruto: stare ...........
Hinata: stare ...........
Neji: .................... sweatdrop *thinking* Stop staring at me! gonk
Naruto: stare ...... so......what do we do now?
Neji: heh, don't worry, I'll be in the other room. You guys can, uh, do what you want. sweatdrop
Hinata: you'll need these then. ^_^ *holds out ear plugs*
Naruto: yeah, we'll be pretty loud... xd
Hinata: umm redface I hope they can block out the sound for you....
Neji: Ewwewew.... >_< gonk *takes ear plugs* yeah... see ya! *runs off to other room*
Hinata: redface Naruto.... he's gone now... Are we going to start now?
Naruto: Yup. *sly smile*
Hinata: redface I-I'm a little shy about this....
Naruto: That's okay! It's not hard. blaugh
Hinata: redface okay....
Naruto: biggrin Okay , here we go! *sets up kareoke machine*

Naruto and Hinata sing to the naruto ondo, Hinata doing Sakura's parts, and boy does she sound cute! 4laugh
And you know you thought something dirty was going to go on. xd

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:56 pm


Gah. We need more here!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:12 am


Macroth
Gah. We need more here!

Yeah we do. xd I ran out of ideas. Most of them went into the fanfic in my head. Well, alright maybe then....it's not really NaruHina though....

Kanata - Naruto + Hinata's daughter.
Kojiro - Not connected to anyone (he's a boy)
Haruka - Temari's daughter

Kanata, Koji, and Haruka all following their sensei, Shikamaru, because they want to know where he goes when he disappears. They go turn a corner and...

Kojiro: Hey, I've been here before...
Haruka: Yeah, this is my neighborhood.
Shikamaru: *Walks up to a house*
Kanata: Who's house is that??
Haruka: eek ...... MINE!! scream
Kanata: eek Wh-what?
Shika and Tema: *talking*
Temari: mad
Shika: sweatdrop
Kojiro: My god, is he flirting with your mom?? eek
Haruka: gonk What! scream Hell no! Kanata, Koji, let's stop him now!!!
Koji: Why? Shika-sensei's not a bad guy....
Haruka: stressed Kojiro....
Koji: sweatdrop Fine, have it your way.
Kanata: Hey wait, what's she doing...?
Shika: *says something*
Temari: stressed *slap*
Kanata, Koji, Haruka: ooh, that's gotta hurt...
Shika: crying
Temari: *slams door*
Kanata: Damn, your mom is as vicious as you.
Haruka: Well duh. rolleyes
Kojiro: At least you know where she picks it all up. *shudders*

It's funny, but I don't know whether this leans towards ShikaTema, or away from it. confused Well, I love the part where Koji says, "Shika-sensei". It sounds so cool. xd

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:25 pm


These are awesome, people! Keep it up!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:24 pm


hmm, I wonder what Shika and Tem were talking about?

Haruka and Kanata eh? razz I like that song. lol

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:41 pm


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Neji's room

*Neji doing homework*

*knock*

Neji*groans* what do you people want?"
Naruto: "uhh hey"
Neji:"what"
Naruto: *plops on bed* I need urm love advise.
Neji: *slyly* "well I am a love doctor... rolleyes you like someone"
Naruto:Yea....."
Neji*plops on bed* "who??"
Naruto: Hi-hin-hinata....."
Neji: *wide eyed*
Naruto: redface
Neji: (jumps around room) "HA SASUKE AND GAARA OWE ME $500 bucks!! YES IM RICH YES!!!!"
Naruto eek "you guys were betting on me!!!!" scream


4laugh Definitely my favorite.
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