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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:38 am


Oh no! A sullt by paper fan! *ducks out of way trying to avoid it*

*Climbs to top of empire state bulding and trys swatting it while holding Iruka* RAHR! I am a gorilla gorrilla! GORILLA GORILLA!


That gives me a idea for a song.... wait...

OH MY FREKIN GAWD! GET IT AWAY! AWAY!

*totallty dies from the bad pairing* Never never never pick up something you do not know where it was been! You could have died from even looking at it! For the bad pic... you get something even worse...

*jaws music* Noo... not Kisame worse than that... so deadly it could kill you with one word.... GAI SENSEI! *sounds of little babies crying and women screaming*

Lee: Gai sensei is not that bad! *for some reason is in a apron and baking cookies*

chippy: QUIET LEE OR I WILL HAVE YOU BAKE ME A CAKE ALSO!

Lee: crying But Gai sensei...

Chippy: ...... stare Don't make me get the paddle again Lee.

Lee: eek *starts baking faster*
PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:17 am


Cassie:NO! WHAT'D I DO TODESERVE THAT! gonk I'd rather have Iruka and Sanzo kill me!

Iruka:*just looking at her in disbelief and fear*You wouldn't....

Sanzo:...he can't be worse than Goku.

Cassie and Iruka:*hear 'Teh noise'*You're about to find out.

*what the hell happened to the vending?*

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:53 am


*also hears noise*

What is going on? Did we overuse the vending machine? Is something fantastic coming out!?!?! WHO KNOIWS!?!?!?1
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:23 am


Cassie:*hits chippy upside the head*YOU DUMBASS! scream Your the one who said his name and now he's coming!

Iruka:CAN"T YOU EVEN REMEMBER WHAT YOU WROTE! scream

Cassie and Iruka:*point to first post on top of the page then go look for somewhere to hide*

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:08 pm


Oh god! What have I done! I have created a monster! *tries to run for cover from the green beast on Konoha* HIDE ME!

Lee: Gai sensei is coming to free me from cooking duty! Yeah Yeah!

*pulls Lee away*

Your coming with me. stare
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:37 pm


Cassie:*looks from hiding spot* Where is----OH GODS! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! gonk

Iruka:*looks out after Cassie's outburst*What's happ-----WHO IS HE MAKING OUT WITH!?

Cassie:*can't hear over assault to own head with aluminum bat* Arm---strong.@_@AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:42 pm


*Totally dies in deep dark hole*

We must shove him back in the machine!

*inserts Gai sensei into the machine*

There! Tis gone! Now I gets a prize!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:18 am


Cassie and Iruka:Thank GAWD!

Cassie:And for that you get.....IRUKA BACK!

Iruka:WHAT! Why do you keep giving me to her!

Cassie:I felt she deserved a reward. xd

Iruka: crying

*inserts A live dolphin*

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:42 pm


OMG I GET IRUKA, KIBA, AND LEE!?!?!?!

*dies of hapiness*

This is the best day of my life... crying

*keeps wearing Kiba's sweater and "borrows" Lee's orange socks and puts them on and Iruka's hair tie and ties up hair in ponytail.*

And for the Dolphin... you get a Vending MAchine! *hands machine to you... before inserting a Gaara*

C'mon! Naughty-pic-of-lee-and-gaara-naughty-pic-of-lee-and-garra-naught.... etc.

Lee: *blush like mad* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!

Must I reapeat everything! I WANT A BLOODY PIC OF YOU SNOGGING GAARA AND HAVING NAUGHTY DIRTY TEEN MAN SMEX! scream
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:48 pm


ITAIIIIIII! The machine hurts! gonk crying

Iruka:Why are you holding it? HOW are you holding it?!

Cassie:I dunno. Guess having Kougaiji's earring really DOES amount to something.

Iruka:-_-;;

Cassie:Anyway... You get.... A PIC OF LEE SNOGGING THE DAYILIGHTS OUT OF GAARA!

*inserts Iruka-cosplayer*

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:55 pm


OOOOOHHHEEEMMMGGGEEE! *starts to veiw it and drolls like mad*

If only I hadn't insetred Gaara... than I could "force" them to do it fdor real!

And for the cosplayer... you get... A free for all card signed by Iruka! usuing this you can force him to do 1 tinh gof your bidding. ^_^

Iruka: I NEVER SIGNED THAT!

Yes you did... you were just drunk. ^__^

*inserts toe nail clipping*
PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:29 pm


OH MEH GEH! Hmmmmm......What shall I make him do?

Iruka:*thinking*'I hope she doesn't make me-----'

Cassie:Have BDSM with Kakashi and let me record it!*is nosebleeding at the thought*

Iruka:WTF! NOOOOO! crying


For the toenail you get....ME!
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Iruka biggrin o you always look like that in pictures?

Cassie:Shut it. stressed
*inserts food she got from Iruka's house*

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:41 pm


*gets iruka and kakashi plushie hugging!*
Iruka: God damne it leave me alone and stop randomly picking onme!
Me: Why should we?
I: Pick obn Kakashi not me!
Kakashi: Leave me out of this.
Me: Walks over to kakashi and steals his book.
K: *strts to cry*

*inserts icha icha paridise*
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:54 pm


*I wonder how many volumes we've inserted and recieved so far*

For the Raunch you get...This doujin of Tentacle/Iruka pairing!

Iruka:WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT!

Cassie:On www.fighting-dreamers.org biggrin

Iruka: crying

*inserts a Kyuubi tail*

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:43 am


Oh my god you look so scary in that picture 0_0

So just to be fair... here is a equally scary picture of moi!

since it is too big probrobly... here is a link!

Tis me showing off meh retainers

And that is your prize for the tail. how did you even get that tail in the first place anyway? 0_0....
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