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 Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:35 am
we got a new assistand director half way throuh the year cause the old on went to work at the middle school, because there director was a crack head, anyway, he follows Folsom around ever where so we call him Mr. puppy
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 1:54 pm
if u think your band directors are bad then u have never met mine! he is the worst! he conslantly spits on the flutes(thank god im not one) and he barely teaches us anything, he mostly talks about greek mythology! and i got into a fight with him 2day because our concert is 2night and he wouldnt let me sit on the end! because im a 1st chair and there supposed 2 sit on the end but he wouldnt let me he said the saxs have 2 be there(o well theres always next year) stressed
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 2:54 pm
Other jokes I have remembered:
Guido
I dont have a date yet-he has to ask his girlfriend.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:25 pm
-One word: gnome
-the song "Jump On It" (yeah I know that's not the title but I don't know the real title).
-the Forrest Gump theme
-Everyone in band at my school is OBSESSED with Monty Python. We're always making Monty Python jokes.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:26 pm
well i just got back from my concert and it was great! i got 3 medals and and i won overall band student!! (told u i was a big band nerd rolleyes ) i won this really kool plaque but i wanted a trophy cry ! hope everyone else has this much luck! hmm about the joke i had one, it was something about an oboe and a clarinet but i cant remember! oops sry stare
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:53 pm
i remember another joke its called "The Drummer"
a boy wanted 2 play a clarinet but he didnt like to use all his fingers, so he switched 2 the trumpet,but then he didnt want 2 play the trumpet,because he didnt like 2 use any fingers,so he switched 2 the bells, but then he didnt want 2 use both hands, so he switched 2 the drums! ( it sounded better when someone else told me) lol! blaugh
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:24 pm
1- At last year's band camp, a kid found great pleasure in pokin' everyone with the slide of his trombone, therefore we all got t-shirts made saying... "I got 'boned at band camp!" and we still wear them...
2-Our teacher loves saying, "Your grade is docked"... and that's kind of wierd. So this year at the annual spring concert we made a huge banner that said "Dock me?....Dock you!!" and we dedicated it to the class of '05!
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:53 am
ronin~sekushi Hey. Is there any inside jokes in your band? Mine has several. 1. We will burn Mr. Myers(our directors) sticks. He clicks them constantly and it is annoying. 2. The poncho cult. At carowinds, it started raining and Mr. Myers put on this horrible poncho, and we all made fun of him then started the poncho cult. 3. The prophecy. This is a prophecy i made up that one day band nerds would rule the world. PM me for further details. mrs. moore... our band teacher.... she always tells the drums to put their things away.. but they never do so its kinda funny to see her freak out... ha ha lol
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:21 am
when my band teacher leaves the room one of the trombones goes up 2 the podeum and starts 2 direct the band and we play all the songs that he hates(like theme songs from movies) then when he walks in we all scatter and we all trip over everyone! ninja
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 11:57 am
tree-er (the announcers at contest always got the fc's names wrong)
*baby*
the flutes are always high ('twas from a few years ago, but heck)
hey mr weaver-what?-knock knock.-who's there?-tubba.-tubba who?-TUBBA BUTTER!
yes, of course, the band's gonna show up at the ice cream social in their birthday suits...(suggested by the tenor sax in symphonic)
glen the pit mascot
the lawn gnomes as drumline mascots
gold bond.
it might be good to shower before the concert...
i hear i'm supposed to shoot you. (my friend plays piccolo...)
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:16 pm
1)My band director goes: AND THEY ALL REJOICED
The band goes: yay.
2)"Have a nice trip!"/"Has he tripped yet?" My other band director was done conducting a tune for our Christmas concert, and he stepped off the podium and tripped. Now if someone says "Have a nice trip!" or "Has he tripped yet?" me and my buds laugh.
3)"MAKE ANDREW GO FIRST!" Anyone who is in the IMS sixth grade band will know what this is. My friend Andrew is an Alto Sax player (as am I) and he plays so freakin' soft. When my BD calls his number, I'll raise his hand, and my friend Cody goes "MAKE ANDREW GO FIRST!". We laugh at that all the time 'cause it pisses Andrew off.
4)"Dude sucks at the baritone" My friend Kurtis SUCKS at the baritone. After he plays, I go "Dude sucks at the baritone-ohhh,ohhh-dude sucks at the baritone!"
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:41 pm
1.) Get-r-done
2.) BAM!!
3.) "dom't do it hes gonna Tram-bone you!!!"
4.)... Ied tell you but what hapens in the band room stayes in the band room.
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:51 pm
three words
you are special (you dont want to know)
my bd is really awsome, she always makes fun of sombody and if you get burned she doesnt the other person to stop she just does it back to them she always has a come back for everything biggrin
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:53 pm
o yeah and- Peter Panda Dance lol ninja
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:00 pm
theres a little thing called a bunny...advanced algebra, i cant remember the equation, Kikyasha, Kogame, Kogame, Kango,Mirrrrrrrrrrango, Dont trip, Chinkeptigon Chicks, Chinkeptigon Doods, plus more i cant remember.....
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