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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:21 am
well I suppose that's about what the book would be just stretched out a bit.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:26 am
A bit? You are so creative that you've streched it out to Five Whole Sections!!! I know Teachers with less Stamina than you! lol.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:28 am
er each section only takes like an hour or 2 to make not that hard Most of it is just altered from previously existing stuff.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:32 am
yea but i'm.. well too lazy... lol.. to do that. lol. so i congratulate you on you acheivement of creating a good way of spreading the news of mother!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:37 am
YAY SPREADING THE NEWS OF MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:04 am
Part Four Man's Salvation 15. The Gospel
Jenova's Witnesses believe that:
a. The gospel to be preached now is primarily the good news that the Reunion is nigh
b. By believing in Sephiroth and by taking refuge in Jenova's organization, men can now hope to survive the coming reunion.
c. The gospel preached by Jenova's Witnesses is the same gospel as that preached by the apostles of gaia
16. Reunion
Jenova's Witnesses believe that:
a. To be Reunited means to be absorbed by Mother so as to be a part of her wonder and beauty
b. Only Remnants are to be Reunited
17. Salvation
Jenova's Witnesses believe that:
a. To be saved a person must:
1. Take in knowledge
2. Believe in Sephiroth's divinity
3. Repent
4. Dedicate themselves to Jenova
5. Do the Hokey Pokey then turn themselves about cause really that is what its all about
6. Recognize the Jenovian Church as Mothers will on Planet
7. Conduct There life in harmony with the teachings and activities of the Jenovian Church
8. Maintain integrity to Jenova and to her earthly organization
9. Endure faithfully till reunion
b. One need be reunited to be saved
c. It is presumptuous for a Jenovian to say that he has been saved
d. A Jenovian awaits future salvation
e. A Jenovian has no assurance of salvation
18. Justification
Jenova's Witnesses believe that:
a. A Jenovian is not justified by faith in Sephiroth alone
b. True faith is demonstrated by doing mothers will... and licking her
19. Sufficiency of Sephiroth's Redemption
Jenova's Witnesses believe that:
a. Sephiroth's redemptive work alone is not sufficient for the justification of a Remnant
20. Relationship with Sephiroth
Jenova's Witnesses believe that:
a. Sephiroth should not be honoured as Mother, but he can be worshiped
b. A Jenovian should not come directly to Sephiroth, but only to Mother THROUGH Sephiroth
21. Jenovian Freedom
Jenova's Witnesses believe that:
a. Acquiring the "accurate knowledge" dispensed by the Jenovian and Sephirothian church is essential to a Christian's salvation
b. In order to receive divine approval on there life, a Jenovia must willingly submit to the teachings and practices of the "faithful and discreet slave class" of Jenova's Witnesses
22. Witnessing
Jenova's Witnesses believe that:
a. The extent to which one engages in the house-to-house preaching activity of Jenova's Witnesses determines to a large degree his righteous or unrighteous standing before Jenova Mother
b. All of Jenova's Witnesses are required to spend time regularly in the preaching work
c. The message to be preached today is that of the established glory of Mother and the hope of eternal life in Promised Land
SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS BROTHERS (well most of you are sisters huh?)
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:24 am
jemiiny crickets.... just a bit much in that last part? i mean, what about those who don't follow your gospels? i follow the Church of the Returners, of the World of Balance. Does that mean i'm going to die horribly? Or will I be stuck in whatever limbo your chruch has?
(FFVI, if your wondering what i'm talking about)
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:30 am
Glein jemiiny crickets.... just a bit much in that last part? i mean, what about those who don't follow your gospels? i follow the Church of the Returners, of the World of Balance. Does that mean i'm going to die horribly? Or will I be stuck in whatever limbo your chruch has? (FFVI, if your wondering what i'm talking about) Yes, you will die horribly if you do not follow Mothers will killed during the purifying scourge of Meteor, we shall die swiftly as Reunion comes. After Reunion we shall travel to the Promised Land, one with Mother and the Chosen One.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:33 am
Hm...A Bible, in the memory of a lunatic, written likely by a lunatic, Not a bad idea!-coughforalunaticcough-
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:13 pm
Yes, yes we are, what of it? twisted
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:34 pm
Anime Iowa con-goers, remember this?
The Mother's Prayer:
Our mother, who art in a box. Jenova be thy name. Sephiroth come, Cloud be undone. On Midgar as it is in Shinra. Give us this day our daily Materia and forgive us our status affects, as we forgive those whose status we affect. Lead us not into Omega Weapon, but deliver us from the Knights of the Round. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever. In your name we pray, OKAA-SAN!!!!
By the way, I'm not too sure who wrote that, just put it in the book of psalms, prayers, or whatever the hell we're calling it. xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:41 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:46 pm
sorry furry part five of my submissions is gonna take a bit cause I don't feel like working on it right now.
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