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 Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:53 pm
If I were Alu-chan's master I'd make him change into the Alu-puppy and keep him as a pet.=^^=
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:06 pm
if I were Alucard's master i would...make him clean my cats kitty litter, feed my cat,brush my cat,mow the lawn,take out the trash,clean the dishes,do my homework,...and all other sorts of stuff...(other than the perverted things xp xp )
me: Alucard!
Alucard: yes,master...
me:mow the lawn!
*hands him a fork*
Alucard: how..?
me: what do you mean "how"!?!? just do it!!! evil
Alucard: but...it's a fork...
me:deal w/ it! stressed
~THE NEXT DAY~
me:what the...
me:hey...the lawn wasn't mowed!!! gonk
me: ALUCARD!!!! scream
Alucard: yes, master..
me: why didn't you cut the grass??
Alucard: i dealt w/ it...
me: stare
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:57 pm
If I was Alucard's master...I would hug him, then forcehim to marry me *squee!* then take over the world, and make everyone vegitarians. ANd re plant the rainforests and create a contenent full of gay emo boys and watch them. Oh and I'd make him make me his lover and we's make babies!!
He would defenately at least be forced to hug me on a hourly basis because I'ma hug whore! Seriously! I love hugs, I don't know why. Darn, now I want to find him just for a hug.
Oh and we'd play gutar hero! I'd love to make him do that! I can just see him getting really into it and rocking out!
Oh god if that were real!
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:42 pm
Starlit_Hellsing If I was Alucard's master...I would hug him, then forcehim to marry me *squee!* then take over the world, and make everyone vegitarians. ANd re plant the rainforests and create a contenent full of gay emo boys and watch them. Oh and I'd make him make me his lover and we's make babies!! He would defenately at least be forced to hug me on a hourly basis because I'ma hug whore! Seriously! I love hugs, I don't know why. Darn, now I want to find him just for a hug. Oh and we'd play gutar hero! I'd love to make him do that! I can just see him getting really into it and rocking out! Oh god if that were real! That totally sounds like Alucard.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:54 pm
yeah!!!
i'm Alucards master!
Me: hey! go do my home work!
Alucard: *BANG*
Me: +_+
Alucard: twisted
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:37 pm
if i were alucards master, i would command him to make me a vampire and we would then run around terrorizing the neighborhood children on holloween. and he .....um....hmmm....[PG 13] he would be my love slave[/PG13] ^__^ *evil grin*
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:34 pm
Oh I could make him go on rollercoasters with me at magic mountain just to bother him! or take him to an anime con! That would be great!
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:57 am
The real question is . . . what wouldn't I do?
I wouldn't make him make me a vampire. Then he'd kick my arse.
I would make him follow me around as puppy-card and smile at people when they stare. And carry around a camera so we-- err I, could post the pictures on the internet for everyone to laugh at! 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:59 am
Bloody Shadow Starlit_Hellsing If I was Alucard's master...I would hug him, then forcehim to marry me *squee!* then take over the world, and make everyone vegitarians. ANd re plant the rainforests and create a contenent full of gay emo boys and watch them. Oh and I'd make him make me his lover and we's make babies!!
He would defenately at least be forced to hug me on a hourly basis because I'ma hug whore! Seriously! I love hugs, I don't know why. Darn, now I want to find him just for a hug.
Oh and we'd play gutar hero! I'd love to make him do that! I can just see him getting really into it and rocking out!
Oh god if that were real! That totally sounds like Alucard.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:17 pm
Well, I'm glad you asked. :3
1. Bring him to school for show-and-tell.
2. Get into a fight purposely with the toughest kid in school and summon him to beat the living hell out of him/her.
3. Make him slaughter all of the preppy bitches in my school. -Cackles maniacally-
4. Rape him, duhr! ;D
5. Conquer the world with him.
6. Make him fight Millennium while watching all fangirl-like.
7. Make him kick Seras out.
8. Make him be all mushy with Integra and watch whilst eating popcorn and making 'whoop'ing noises once it gets intimate.
9. Use him as a chair.
10. Then brain-wash him so he beleives that he's a little, blonde, German girl with pig-tails and a dress. Then watch him skip around in leiderhousen. (sp? oo; )
I know: Disturbing. ;D
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:25 pm
If I were his master, then he would slaughter the idiots at school for me. twisted
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:58 pm
you people are wierd............................................................................... twisted but I'm thinking just as twisted thoughs.. graphically
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:43 am
..... It's to easy twisted
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:52 am
Miyalara If I were Alu-chan's master I'd make him change into the Alu-puppy and keep him as a pet.=^^= i think that a great idea.......
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:04 pm
If Alucard was mine, I would have him come w/ me to school so everyone can see my awesome vamp buddy. Also I'd have him pose as my model for my current art project. An artist can dream right?
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