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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:43 pm

^That reminds me. Ever notice how Cocateils look like Pidgeottos?

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:26 pm

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^That reminds me. Ever notice how Cocateils look like Pidgeottos?

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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:11 am

if they were real...
mewtwo would be the destroyer of earth and other planets...

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:48 pm

That would make everyone hate meat. blaugh

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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 4:44 pm

I tell you this I bet if it was real everyone would be in it. Not many people would say they hate it and have a pokemon game hidden in their room somewhere.

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:06 pm

the world would be in utter chaos eek

although, it does give to meaning to the term, biological warfare.
imagine using onix and dugtrio to root out osama bin laden

or colin powel excusing himself from a meeting because schoolboy jack has just paged him about a swarm of remoraid up near mahogany town eek

and somehow i can just see george bush yelling "i choose you primeape!"

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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:51 pm

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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:06 pm

*laughs* Primeape.. Sure it wouldn't be a Camerupt? They go nuts just as easily, and they can burn things too.

We'd have pokemon rights activists campaigning against using pokemon at war... We'd have your stereotypical hooligans using poison type pokemon (like they always do in the games). blaugh

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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:48 am

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We'd have pokemon rights activists campaigning against using pokemon at war... We'd have your stereotypical hooligans using poison type pokemon (like they always do in the games). blaugh

Great, gives a new spin on Biological Warfair.

Does that mean that every gay person in the world would have a female Machok if they were real?

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:19 am

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We'd have pokemon rights activists campaigning against using pokemon at war... We'd have your stereotypical hooligans using poison type pokemon (like they always do in the games). blaugh

Great, gives a new spin on Biological Warfair.

Does that mean that every gay person in the world would have a female Machok if they were real?

or a female mr.mime, like sabrina in gold/silver.

greenpeace would definitly need a poke-police division.

we wouldn't have to worry about oil as an energy source, all we'd have to do is hook up some electric types.

every car would be electric and named after the pokemon who powers it....the Toyota zapdos, an SUV; the Mitsubishi Raichu, which would be a city car; Honda Magnamite and the minivan version Magnaton; the Ford Flaffy; the jaguar sports car Jolteon, and of course, the voltswagon Pichu (think beetle).

campain slogans could be like, "a voltorb in every house!"

we'd have new issues about poke'mon health care plans. fortunatly, pokemon centers are already socialized medicine in the poke'mon world.

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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:43 pm

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we wouldn't have to worry about oil as an energy source, all we'd have to do is hook up some electric types.

every car would be electric and named after the pokemon who powers it....the Toyota zapdos, an SUV; the Mitsubishi Raichu, which would be a city car; Honda Magnamite and the minivan version Magnaton; the Ford Flaffy; the jaguar sports car Jolteon, and of course, the voltswagon Pichu (think beetle).

campain slogans could be like, "a voltorb in every house!"

we'd have new issues about poke'mon health care plans. fortunatly, pokemon centers are already socialized medicine in the poke'mon world.

Reminds me of a side story I was working on where my Pokemon Character that I meantioned in another thread would have his Pokemon cook for him. Chancy would softboil eggs, Scizzor would do Habachi Grill tricks with the eggs and Paras mushrooms, Berry Juice and MooMoo Milk would be supplied by Shuckle and Miltank...

And all this would be free because of my little Persian nicked named Penny (it was a girl when I caught her as a Meowth) who knew Pay Day.

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:11 am

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Zabchan

we wouldn't have to worry about oil as an energy source, all we'd have to do is hook up some electric types.

every car would be electric and named after the pokemon who powers it....the Toyota zapdos, an SUV; the Mitsubishi Raichu, which would be a city car; Honda Magnamite and the minivan version Magnaton; the Ford Flaffy; the jaguar sports car Jolteon, and of course, the voltswagon Pichu (think beetle).

campain slogans could be like, "a voltorb in every house!"

we'd have new issues about poke'mon health care plans. fortunatly, pokemon centers are already socialized medicine in the poke'mon world.

Reminds me of a side story I was working on where my Pokemon Character that I meantioned in another thread would have his Pokemon cook for him. Chancy would softboil eggs, Scizzor would do Habachi Grill tricks with the eggs and Paras mushrooms, Berry Juice and MooMoo Milk would be supplied by Shuckle and Miltank...

And all this would be free because of my little Persian nicked named Penny (it was a girl when I caught her as a Meowth) who knew Pay Day.

oh yeah, i can totally see everybody going out and getting a meowth or a persian as a steady source of income. xd